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Hi
I've been trying in vain to do something very simple, but have been unable to find the answer via excessive googling, so I'm hoping someone here can point me in the right direction.
I am trying to configure my system so that I can utilise the TVout on my graphics card. I want to be able to display to the TV while still retaining use of the desktop via a CRT. Eventually I intend to run MythTV on the TV screen (mainly for the movie and ogg playing capabilities).
To this end I don't want KDE to bother running a window manager & desktop on the TV screen. I have setup X such that I have :0.0 and :0.1 display devices, with :0.1 being the TVout screen. Unfortunately I end up with a KDE desktop on the TVout, along with my usual KDE desktop on the CRT.
I can successfully run a movie on the TV screen using -
$ DISPLAY=:0.1 vlc -f --video-on-top ./movie.avi
However, if I then try and run something on the CRT it steals the focus from the vlc display on the TV (which in itself wouldn't be a huge problem if the KDE panel didn't then put itself to the front on the TV screen).
The only hint at a solution I've managed to find indicates that I /must/ run two instances of X, one for each screen, if I want to solve the problem. However, another person has managed to do this with one instance of X (with MythTV on the TV) but runs WindowMaker as their WM, which accepts a -display parameter when run so it limits itself to :0.0
First things first, my configuration:
- Debian Unstable running debian kernal 2.6.8-2-686
- nVidia GeForce MX4000 graphics card utilising nvidia driver 1.0-6629 (built with module-assistant)
- KDE 3.3.2
- XFree86 v4.3.0.1 (as packaged and modified by Debian)
Relevant parts of XF86Config-4
See attached jewell.XF86Config-4.txt
I hope one of you can help - if you need more info just let me know.
Thanks.
I've managed to muddle through getting all the really nasty stuff working...
OpenLDAP works
OpenLDAP directory contains appropriate user entries
Users can authenticate through PAM against their OpenLDAP records (and I can even control what they can log into using the authorizedService attribute, so, some users get FTP, some get SSH, some get SMTP, some IMAP, etc.)
Anyhow, I'm down to one thing I need to make work that isn't. I need to get Apache (2.0.53, Fedora Core 3) to authenticate users against LDAP. I think I know how to make the Apache queries work and query the right things from the LDAP server and such, but, here's the rub:
Apache LDAP support is divided into two parts. mod_auth_ldap which seems pretty straightforward (at least after dealing with everything else), and, mod_ldap (which unlike the rest of apache modules is util_ldap.c instead of mod_ldap.c WHEE!!).
My problem is that mod_ldap is refusing to make SSL connections to the LDAP server, and, my LDAP server (deliberately) won't allow authenticated binds using cleartext passwords without SSL.
Any ideas how to make this all work together or know anyone who knows this stuff cold and could help me?
Thanks,
Time passes, this is pretty late in the month that it was sent, one TAG member offers a little bit of aid, but...
I got some help from an openLDAP list finally... I was able to make the dynamic group thing work. (Just got it working last night).
The 24th, on the edge of our TAG deadline. -- Heather
Thanks for your assistance.
I wasn't able to get sets working (if anyone knows appropriate set voodoo, please feel free to contact me off-line and I'll share what I learn)...
However, for dynamic groups, I was able to create the following group:
See attached owen.ldap-dynamic-group.txt
Hope this is enough to be useful as a short blurb. Much more useful full information coming (hopefully) soon.
Owen
If you're an LDAP user with an answer to the remaining part of his puzzle - and not already involved with his thread on the OpenLDAP mailing list... by all means drop him a line!
Otherwise, look forward to what chef Owen's been cooking up, next month.
I was lurking in #moin sometime recently, and was asked to pass this request along to you gentle readers -- Heather
We can always use more people to help us not only translate but to make sure the translations are readable, and mean what we think they do...
Relevant URL for a potential translator to take a look at, so you can get involved:
http://moinmoin.wikiwikiweb.de/MoinDev/Translation
A description of moin and the list of languages we currently support is described at:
http://www.python.org/pypi?:action=display&name=MoinMoin&version=1.3.1
Please also feel welcome to join us in IRC on #moin at freenode.
irc.debian.org, the default destination of IRC clients in debian, also goes to freenode. Your distro may vary. MoinMoin is a python based wiki package with themes, access control lists, and other antispam abilities. -- Heather
I've been seeing happy cross references from the FvwmForums about the articles our 'zine has about FVWM. Since the Forums themselves have an unusual URL:
http://fvwm.lair.be
I figured other readers who enjoyed these articles might enjoy reading their bulletin board - turnabout's fair play. Thanks for the thanks
Hello,
This is regarding http://linuxgazette.net/111/tag/2.html.
Peter Ridder wrote:
/dev/hda1 contains a file bootsec.lin which is a copy.
dd if=/dev/hda8 bs=512 count=1 of=/boot/bootsec.lin
cp /boot/bootsec.lin /mnt/hda1/bootsec.lin=20
[...]
and running /sbin/lilo
results after a restart in: L 99 99 99 etc.
I think that the missing step is that you are not repeating the "dd" and "cp" operations every time you run lilo. After running lilo, you have to transfer again the first 512 bytes of /dev/hda8 to the file bootsec.lin in /dev/hda.
If I may digress a little bit, I have to say that it is here where I have found the greatest advantage between lilo and grub: this step is not needed with grub.
I hope this helps. Best regards,
Pedro.
On Sun, Feb 27, 2005 at 09:50:00AM -0500, Jim Doutt wrote:
to Phil Hughes of SSC, Inc, cc'ing our editorial staff
Phil,
I am MOST distressed to hear you are trying to close down linuxgazette.net by appropriating their name. The fact that you HOSTED them awhile back gives you NO RIGHT to the name. And in fact you have linuxgazette.com already.
I ENJOY reading BOTH linuxgazette.net, and my subscription to "Linux Journal", to which I am a long-time subscriber (and bought the CD of back issues). There is room for BOTH of you in this big world. Please lay off linuxgazette.net. I'd hate to have to drop my subscription to "Linux Journal" which I enjoy reading every month.
Jim Doutt
Jim -
Thank you very much for your support, and for restating our position with regard to SSC's unwarranted attacks. Here at the Linux Gazette, we believe that there is indeed room for both - and our actions have consistently reflected that belief. SSC, via their hired guns, have closed off all avenues for peaceful coexistence by their threats; we shall simply continue to stand firm against their baseless accusations - the law and the public sentiment happen to coincide in support of us.
Your support, and the support of all our readers who have written to us in regard to the present situation, serves to underscore and reinforce our determination to see this through. Thank you, Jim... thank you, everyone.
Regards,
* Ben Okopnik * Editor-in-Chief, Linux Gazette * http://linuxgazette.net *
We received many letters from readers and responded to some directly. I believe this exchange was the best summary of how we feel. Thank you, gentle readers, thank you all. -- Heather
16:10 * billp_ makes a hasty sendmail change to allow unresolvable domains | |
16:19 * billp_ goes back to default sendmail behavior | |
16:40 < billp_> | editorgal : do you know how to tweak sendmail & fetchmail so that it accepts everything? I seem to have got to the point where every few spams jams fetchmail before it can be handed over to my local spamassasin |
16:41 < billp_> | I get these timeouts: |
16:41 < billp_> | SMTP error: 451 4.1.8 Domain of sender address acetylene3@twobusbone.com does not resolve |
16:41 < billp_> | not flushed |
16:41 < billp_> | fetchmail: client/server protocol error while fetching from localhost |
16:41 < billp_> | fetchmail: Query status=4 (PROTOCOL) |
16:41 * billp_ googles some more | |
16:42 <@editorgal> | fetchmail retreives from pop so it'll take anything you say |
16:43 <@editorgal> | I always use a command line that forces things to be forced |
16:43 < billp_> | Spam is jamming it dead at the moment - forcing me to ssh into |
16:43 < billp_> | the hosting comany every 20 emails to manually delete one |
16:44 <@editorgal> | fetchmail -v -a -m "/usr/bin/procmail -f - /home/heather/.procmailrc" |
16:46 < billp_> | So through procmail before the MTA? |
16:46 <@editorgal> | I'm telling fetchmail to not try any funny business, do it my way |
16:47 <@editorgal> | that my way includes procmail directly skips the local MTA |
16:47 * billp_ tries the same | |
16:58 < billp_> | Well done :D |
16:58 < billp_> | It must have been sendmail waiting so long for DNS lookups for |
16:58 < billp_> | non-existant domains that the pop server was timing out |
16:59 <@editorgal> | yes and the pop being elsewhere, that's harder to control |
17:00 <@editorgal> | it having accepted the mail at the spool there, any 'damage' considered of storing it has already been done. |
17:01 < billp_> | yes - and much more damage was being done by sendmail timewasting tactics when in fact it takes hardly any time at all to chuck once accepted |
17:02 < billp_> | Superb editorgal :D This has been an irritant for ages |
18:22 <@thomas_adam> | Have you tried temporarily using another machine as the NFS client to see if it locks up? |
18:23 <@Rickeh> | ya |
18:23 <@Rickeh> | BSD boxes dont lock up |
18:23 <@Rickeh> | Most linux ones lock up |
18:23 <@thomas_adam> | aaaah |
18:24 <@Rickeh> | tho the desktop machine didnt previously. |
18:24 <@Rickeh> | ah? |
18:25 <@thomas_adam> | well.. |
18:25 <@thomas_adam> | what is the BFS server running? |
18:26 <@thomas_adam> | *NFS |
18:26 <@Rickeh> | Linux |
18:26 <@Rickeh> | kernel 2.6.6 SMP to be precise |
. . . | |
18:28 <@Rickeh> | no, the server is Linux, I have BSD clients that dont lock up |
18:28 <@editorgal> | something seems eerily familiar about this... |
18:28 <@Rickeh> | its the Linux clients that have issues |
18:28 <@editorgal> | Rickeh: do you set the page sizes for read and write during your NFS connects? |
18:28 <@Rickeh> | nein |
18:28 <@editorgal> | at my last company we did, religiously. |
18:28 <@editorgal> | set em to 8k, see if it helps. |
18:29 <@thomas_adam> | Well, there are compatability issues between Un*x versions of NFS that I have come across. |
18:29 <@Rickeh> | and I would do this, how? |
18:29 <@editorgal> | rsize= and wsize= flags in the fstab, if it's a roughly permanent mount |
18:29 * editorgal points at man pages | |
18:30 * Rickeh notes this involves power cycling the client, again | |
18:30 <@editorgal> | sorry, but it's worth a try |
18:31 * Rickeh waits while the HD fscks itself | |
18:34 <@Rickeh> | oh crap |
18:35 <@editorgal> | ? |
18:35 <@Rickeh> | the box is in its "something I can handle happened! must reboot forever!" fsck mode. |
18:35 <@editorgal> | wonder f*n ful |
18:39 <@Rickeh> | i'll fiddle with it tomorrow night. |
18:39 <@Rickeh> | *bed* |
** time passes ** | |
10:16 * Rickeh glues editorgal in place | |
. . . | |
10:16 * editorgal superglues Rickeh to /topic | |
. . . | |
10:17 <@editorgal> | now you have to stay ontopic, hahaha |
. . . | |
10:17 <@Rickeh> | editorgal: I'm gonna get my nfs-hellbox up and running in a minute, and I wanna test your suggestion :) |
10:18 <@editorgal> | ah |
10:18 * editorgal breaks free of the cheap glue and parks in a cushy chair | |
. . . | |
10:43 * Rickeh grabs editorgal, hugs her, and jumps up and down joyously! | |
10:43 <@editorgal> | hehehe |
10:43 <@editorgal> | glad I could help |
10:43 <@editorgal> | ginger beer, next time I'm in town. |
10:43 <@Rickeh> | that rsize=8192,wsize=8192 thing worked spot on :) |
10:44 <@editorgal> | it's something about page size that makes it happy :D |
10:44 <@Rickeh> | indeed |
Anyway - got a 2-cent tip for you. I sent this one in to Mike ages ago, but searching for it in LG doesn't show anything.
One of the things I'd found when experimenting with RedHat is that their "apropos" utility seems to be just an alias for "man -k", i.e., does not allow wildcard searches via "apropos -w". Since "apropos -w" was something I found very useful in my early days of learning Linux, I decided to write a script that would be an even friendler, more helpful version of "whatis" and "apropos -w" combined. I called it "howto"- and I still use it on occasion, simply because it's a fun way to find info (and get hooked into checking out other interesting things!). The syntax for it is very simple - just type
howto wipe out alien civilizations and make killer cheesecake
If there's anything that's available on the topic, or any of the keywords, you'll find it...
RedHat users note: your installation procedure does not automatically create the "whatis" database (or for that matter, even the "mandb" database) which is required by this script - and by "whatis". See the manpage for "man" and "whatis" for further info.
And here's the script:
See attached howto.sh.txt
Wiping out alien civilizations and making killer cheesecake are definitely knowledge that should be propagated. (are things? is knowledge? Damn this slippery language and its referents!)
This didn't fit in with my article (http://linuxgazette.net/110/oregan1.html), but it's still cool. It dumps your del.icio.us feed into a Netscape compatible bookmarks file.
See attached delicious2netscape.pl.txt
Hi there,
When you have problems booting Linux from DOS, you also have to look in which mode you are using DOS: with or without HIMEM.SYS loaded, with or without EMM/QEMM/EMM386 loaded, with or without a swap file, with or without a disk cache or a memory disk (VDISK) loaded.
you have there a GPL bootloader which works from a lot of DOS configurations (probably all of them) - and if you have problems, its debug executable (dbgload.exe, dbgdisk.exe, dbgfs.exe...) create a file named DBG which explains what did wrong.
it answers most usual questions.
You may not want to install it as the master boot record (MBR) of your hard disk in its own managed partition (partition protected by setting the IDE max address of the hard disk) if you are using an older 2.4 Linux kernel because those kernel had a bug where, when the IDE max address is set, the Linux IDE system thinks the disk has 1 (i.e. one) sector (i.e. the total size of the hard disk is then believed to be 512 bytes - that is a bug).
Note that I have never seen a case where - if a problem appear following a hard disk install - the uninstall checkbox on the menu did not perfectly work and restore a perfect system, at least since v0.8. Version 0.9 is needed for newer 2.6 Linux kernels.
Etienne.
Hello Ben,
I read your article at http://linuxgazette.net/issue92/okopnik.html, and was wandering if you can review the following:
I'm now moving major application from Windows to Linux server.
The application used blat mailing software.
Until here no problem, because I can work with Linux mail instead.
But the Windows blat had a flag to send mail in html format... maybe you know of an equivalent to send mails from Linux using the mail command?
Appreciate your help,
Haim
[Brian] Hello Haim,
Create a text file that contains your email. It should look like an email message, with headers on individual lines, etc:
To: you@example.com From: me@example.com Reply-To: me-too@example.com Subject: Test HTML message
Make sure that one of headers is Content-Type, like this:
Content-Type: text/html; charset="us-ascii"
That tells the email client to render the text stream that it receives as HTML. Note that there are many options for charset - use the one that's appropriate for your target audience (common alternatives are the ISO-8859-n charsets). Also note that it doesn't help you when receivers of the email explicitly don't parse HTML mail, or have filters that preferentially mark HTML email as likely spam. But, ranting aside, we continue...
Then in the body of your email,
<html> [your content] </html>
All of that is in a text file (or composed on the fly by your application), either way, redirected into the sendmail binary for mailing:
sendmail you@example.com < sample_message.htm
[Brian]
> To: > <ben-fuzzybear@yahoo.com>
Ben FuzzyBear, eh? Is that your Animist Native American / Aleut moniker?
[Ben] Old nickname coined by an x-gf due to a number of my bear-like characteristics - mostly my hairy chest and my ability to substitute for a room heater or an electric blanket... but 'twas long ago, far away, and the account is essentially dead.
This was true of our mailman, which is a rather basic configuration at the time this tip was put together, so it should do just as well for anyone else who hasn't indulged in heavy modifications to mailman. Ah, python... -- Heather
Is the archive tarball not in mbox format? I'm writing this off-line so I can't check, but let me know if it's not - I've done header mangling before, specifically converting some weird format into mbox, so I'll happily fold, spindle, and mutilate those poor emails as necessary.
[Jimmy] The list archives are available as text (so close to mbox format that you really have to wonder why they bothered using anything else), or as HTML. Mailman does keep mboxes of its archives, but those are private - you should have no problem grabbing it though.
Got'em. Seems that the mods are pretty basic; passing it through a couple of simple regexes -
gzip -dc 2004-December.txt.gz|perl -0 -wpe's/^(From [^\s]+) at /\n$1\@/gsm;s/^\n//s' > mail.box
cures the disparity.
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hello, and greetings once again to the world of The Answer Gang. I'm sure some of you are wondering why we're so late - fact is, we actually managed to get some of us together for lunch, having had the odd chance of being close enough in the same state to drive the rest of the intervening distance.
Real Life also has its interventions. Not all bad - but the timing, well, that can be.
I'm pleased to say one of my own interruptions of the outer world here probably won't bore you to death -- and now it's revealed...
For fun and profit? Fun, absolutely! Profit, um, no. My Star Trek Crew (http://trek.starshine.org) runs an internet lounge at a handful of science fiction conventions around here, and we either bring our own older and not-so-valued equipment, or we use whatever is donated. These being the old grey mares of the computing world, it's inevitable - so far at least one monitor or computer has gone on the fritz each time. The one time we thought we were unscathed, a monitor died near the end, it was wellll.... sort of usable... we shut it off. Within the span of an hour it got so bad the working blind really was better, or you be a candidate for blinux afterwards.
The most spectacular failure was a power supply glitch, all the magic smoke leaked out, luckily it didn't incite anything else. California has this no-smoking indoors policy you see...
The first of these lounges fit Battlestar Galactica more than Star Trek - a rag tag fugitive fleet, some can jump to light speed, and some, well, they can't. What distro, I hear you ask! Well, since different members of my crew - and a neighboring LUG - provided setups, we had:
We've not run nearly so large a lounge since. 6 or 10 machines total is more like it.
That was a pretty big conference, and people enjoyed the variety. I was surprised at why a particularly slow Sparc was enjoying such popularity, but apparently it had the best selection of chat clients...
There's the key. If you want to run a netlounge, know your audience, and give them what they want. In my experience, they mostly care very little about the OS. What they want are features:
They want to get at things too. Handicapped access, icons NON geeks can figure out (or else a big ol' icon map on the wall for this number one FAQ, where's the $whatsit ) and room to scootch the chairs around (yeah, a technical term). In other words, make sure there's some lounge in your net lounge.
In earlier lounges the word processor was not really a big hit. The glitz was too good too early, abiword felt right, then crashed at the worst moments. It's better now - but some people have a rotten opinion of it :( StarOffice did better - but needs a machine with some oooooooooomph. Java...
Live CDs really made the thing take off nicely. Now if the cords would learn to telekinese themselves.... or the computers all came with wheels like luggage... mmmmmm case mods. Yummmmm. (No I haven't done it. But it's a thought.) We've been using Knoppix in the last few lounges, customizing it with our own art. We might try ubuntu, too.
Make sure you've enough people, that they stay fed so they aren't cranky, that they occasionally get to run off and do other things (eyestrain makes people cranky too). Your silicate lifeforms will be easier to keep happy when Murphy's Law isn't able to get your goat when it strikes.... because troubleshooting that fist through the case would be much easier, but, umm, that's not the kind of disk first aid I had in mind!
Plan that setup and teardown will take double the time it takes to setup and teardown in the otherwise perfect conditions of your geeky home. Those cords get tangled, the upstream DHCP looks askance at you, whatever. Expect delays - just get the Express Lane up and have a wild guess at your estimated full-service time. That solves desperation and hovering.
If the event is of any decent size, have an Extra Special Express Lane for the people who make things happen. It'll make them feel like it's a special benefit - and those moments when a piece of the event is about to suffer if they can't find some important reading that happens to be online, will not involve kicking someone off a machine who doesn't already kinda behind the scenes already.
This weekend's convention will be a fun filled time of music and getting together with good friends. Maybe a few will wish me a happy pre-dated birthday. That's the scoop this month folks - above all else, have fun!
From Chris Gianakopoulos
Answered By: Mike Orr
Hi Gang,
I'm just sharing an experience with you. I've got Pentium 2 computers with onboard audio these days.
I installed Linux using SuSE 8.2, and the ethernet would work sometimes but mostly, the card did not get recognized. The card is a 3C509B ISA card. At first, I thought that I zapped the ISA slot in my motherboards (yea -- two of them) because the card would work on my trusty Pentium Pro computer.
What was interesting was that if I installed Windows 2000 in the Pentium 2 system, the NIC worked flawlessly! Okay, now I knew that it was not hardware. I just gave up for a while.
During the holidays (December), I reinstalled Linux on the Pentium 2 system. This time, I decided to get the thing to work. Playing around with the PNP tools, I saw that candidate resources for my onboard audio (MPU-401 to be specific) was either 0x300 or 0x330. Looking at /proc/ioports, I saw that 0x300 was chosen for the I/O port.
I rebooted the system and disabled the onboard audio via the BIOS setup.
Of course, my Ethernet then worked. Looking at /proc/ioports, I asw that 0x300 (my favorite addresses of course) was allocated to the NIC.
I went ahead and reenabled the onboard audio, thus causing failure of the Ethernet again. I used YaST (SuSE's setup tool), and manually allocated 0x330 to the MPU-401 port, and the Ethernet worked flawlessly. Problem solved!
This was my first exposure to plug and play hardware when using Linux. Plug and play was disabled on the 3C509 as recomended in the older days, and the audio hardware was allocated my sacred I/O address. As I can see /proc has lots of useful stuff, but, this is the first time that I had to use it to troubleshoot a problem. Cool and fun.
[Sluggo] I used to install 3C509B cards at a hospital. We always disabled plug & play and set the base address using the DOS utility on the floppy. We used 0x300 by default, or 0x220 if there was a conflict.
Yea, Ben O. mentioned the lower numbered addresses too (e.g. 0x220). I use those for NE2000 type of cards -- for some reason, I got attached to 0x300 from my 3C503 days. (I still use coax these days -- no hubs....).
From Justin Piszcz
Answered By: John Karns, Heather Stern.
Hi,
I am running Debian Sarge and previously migrated my root drive from a 8.4GB to a 40GB then to a 61.4GB now to a 250GB disk.
I always use tar to transfer one file system to the other and then chroot, edit lilo and fstab and then re-run lilo.
For the:
8.4GB -> 40GB
40GB -> 60GB
I never had any issue.
However, with the 60GB -> 250GB drive, I did everything the same and at the LILO prompt or "LIL" I should say, it sits there for about 1-5 minutes and then says Loading Linux... BIOS something for about another 60 seconds and THEN finally loads. Does anyone know what is up with this 5-6 minute delay to load Linux?
[John] Did you check the system logs to see if the message appears there?
All drives have been on the same promise controller, ATA/133, which has 48 bit addressing so there is no issue with the drive size being > 128GB.
[John] You don't specify the model of the controller, nor anything about the kernel you're using: stock kernel? Custom compiled? If custom, is the ide controller driver statically linked, or being loaded as an (initrd) module? ... etc.
The controller is a Promise 20269 ATA/133 controller, it is custom-compilied; statically linked into the kernel.
I believe it is a LILO problem as the LILO menu/etc has problems loading even before it touches the kernel.
Also, the /boot is the first 128MB of the drive, then swap, then root.
[John] I'm not sure about the present state of ide booting requirements, but it used to be that the important factor was the cylinder number, which is related to, but not the same as, the size (in MB) of the boot partition, depending on the data densityof the drive. With the older drives, the relation ship was linear, as in N sectors per cylinder. That is no longer the case however, with many / most / all of the more current generations of hdd's.
I have also tried adding lba32 to lilo.conf && re-running lilo but this made no difference.
The weird part is it boots (after a 4-6min delay).. but it does boot. If there were a serious geometry/disk/issue one would think it would boot or fail, not have a delay and then work.
[Heather] Given the sizes in question I'll place my bets on 48-bit IDE support being the culprit, though not on the exact mechanism of the misbehavior.
From jpshark
Answered By: Brian Bilbrey, John Karns, Suramya Tomar
hello, perhaps you could answer a simple question for me. i have a home network with 2 linux boxes and 2 WinXP boxes. all 4 computers are set with the same workgroup - the linux boxes use samba. i can access the windows boxes from the linux boxes no problem. when I try to access the linux boxes from the windows boxes, i get prompted for a user name and password.
[Brian] You need to setup users and passwords explicitly for Samba, these are stored and sometimes administered separately from the Unix accounts.
$ man smbpasswd
for more details.
if i try the normal user name and passwords, windows resets the dialog box and prefixes the user name with the name of the computer. of course, this does not work. how do i access a linux box running samba from a windows box running XP? also, i haven't figured out how to mark a folder as "shared" in linux. thanks for any help. regards, jp
[Brian] You need to configure directories that are shared in your systems smb.conf. You will want to read the smb.conf files on your system, both the running one (often found in /etc/samba/smb.conf) as well as any example smb.conf files that are found with the Samba documentation. And of course,
$ man smb.conf
[John] As with most aspects of unix-like OS's, there is more than one way to configure samba. In fact samba comes with a utility called 'swat', but I've never used it, so I can't really say much about it. However, most Linux distros these days do a pretty decent job of providing a template configuration file that you can edit to add / change what you need without too much work. You will need to have a text editor installed, and know how to use it.
Depending on the distro that you have, the samba configuration file will likely be found as either /etc/smb.conf or /etc/samba/smb.conf. "locate smb.conf" might be of use to you, assuming that the "updatedb" utility has been run on your system. To run the following command(s) and edit the samba configuration, will need to login as root.
Usually, to get samba to allow connections from the outside world, you need to add the user and password manually, using the utility samba provides. To add a new user account, e.g., "john", type "smbpasswd -a john". The "-a" is for "add". "man smbpasswd" for details. You will be prompted for the password. If you duplicate the same username and password as you use on the windoze side, then you won't be prompted for a username and password when you want to access a samba share.
You designate a folder share by entering some parameters into the smb.conf. For example. lets say that I have a dual-boot machine, and I mount the 'blows partition under /dosC. I could add a stanza to smb.conf such as the following:
[dosc] comment = W2k - vfat browseable = yes read only = Yes path = /dosC valid users = john guest ok = no printable = no
Samba gives a fine degree of control by providing lots of parameters. Any parameters not specified for a share assume defaults which samba will provide. Usually the defaults for a share are such that you won't need to provide more than a handful of parameters. "man smb.conf" will give you lots of info about them. One thing perhaps worth noting is that many of the parameters have one or more synonomous "twin" parameters, so there aren't quite as many as there may seem at first, as there are "duplicates"
After making changes to smb.conf, it may be expedient to restart the smb daemon. There are actually two daemons, but they might both be handled in just one init script.
/etc/init.d/smb restart
and
/etc/init.d/nmb restart
should suffice in any case.
That will hopefully be enough to get you started. There's lots of info out there on the 'net about samba too. Google is your friend.
To share a folder using Samba in Linux you need to edit the smb.conf file. On my computer it is located in the /etc/samba folder.
You need to add the following lines to the file for each of the directories you want to share:
[ShareName] writeable = yes valid users = suramya user = suramya path = /home/suramya write list = suramya
The path is the directory you want to share. ShareName is the name you want to call it. Valid users tells the system which users are allowed to access this share. To create a readonly share remove the writable=yes tag.
Use the smbpasswd command to set the user password for samba share. There is a way to have it sync the password with the linux password file but I could never get that to work
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The proposed European Union directive on the patentability of computer-implemented inventions (software patents directive) has moved a step closer to adoption.
As reported last month, there was a strong push from the European Parliament, and from some national governments (notably Poland) to restart the legislative process that is targeted at regularising the basis for software patents in Europe. Currently the European Patent Office is demonstrating a tacit acceptance of software patents. This is in spite of an official framework that has traditionally been interpreted as prohibiting the granting of patents for software implemented inventions. Many leading individuals and organisations involved in Free and Open Source Software believe that software patents are not a good way to drive innovation. Meanwhile, other vested interests see their future in the creation of large stockpiles of patents that threaten to bog down the software industry in a defensive/offensive patents stand-off. The formula that will finally be adopted by the EU with regard to this issue will have profound implications for innovation and economic flexibility throughout Europe.
As matters stood last month, those opposed to the pro-software-patent directive proposed by the European Commission were hoping that the Parliament JURI committee would recommend a restart of this legislative process. Such a restart would provide an opportunity to re-examine the whole concept of software patenting, and strengthen the European Parliament's hand with regard to applying the restrictions on software patents it proposed earlier in this process.
In a continuation of the support the anti-patent lobby has received in Parliament, the JURI committee did indeed recommend such a restart, much to the appreciation of groups such as the FFII. Unfortunately, as welcome as this move is, the JURI committee, and Parliament, cannot enforce such decisions. Against this background, the Commission has decided to push ahead regardless, and move the hotly contested directive closer to final adoption. FFII has reported that this reluctance to restart stems from an awareness in the Directorate General for the Internal Market, currently headed by Irishman Charlie McCreevy, (a refugee from a particularly ruthless backstabbing in Irish domestic politics) that any revised directive would likely take a very different shape to that currently on the table. Though some legitimate questions may be asked about McCreevy's politics and closeness to vested interests, such enquiries have been tainted by rather intemperate, prejudiced, and simple minded outbursts by at least one prominent anti-patent campaigner who is apparently ignorant of the dangers of scapegoating minority ethnic or national groups for the ills of society.
The next outing for this directive will be on the 7th of March when there is a meeting of the Competition Council. For EU citizens, lobbying of your national representative on this panel may still be a worthwhile endeavour.
Useful sites for those opposed to software patents:
Slashdot has reported that Eben Moglen is planning an upgrade for the GPL. The linked eWeek article outlines some of the issues that are being borne in mind. A lot of emphasis is placed on balancing the interests of all interested parties, even down to choosing language that can be easily and unambiguously translated for use in disparate countries across the world.
The World Social Forum convening in Porto Alegre, Brazil, has heard activists, including the Brazilian Minister of Culture, call on developing nations to explore Free Software solutions.
IBM tests GNU/Linux security.
New modular structure for Linux Standards Base.
LinuxTracker.org is a new source of GNU/Linux torrents and downloads.
Three on Python:
The Open Source technology behind Flickr
Interview with Mad Penguin creator, Adam Doxtater.
GNU/Linux finds a role in the provision of wireless Internet handhelds and infrastructure in Kenya.
GNU/Linux gaining ground in China.
Open Source content management tool, APLAWS, is providing the infrastructure needed by UK Local Government to migrate their services online.
Can GNU/Linux enable the creation of a new $100 laptop for developing countries.
The newest iteration of the stable 2.6.x series of Linux Kernels is now available. Linux 2.6.11, released on March 2nd, includes a particular emphasis on bugfixes.
As always, you should download kernels and patches from your nearest mirror.
BeatrIX Linux is a free, compact (Less than 200 megabytes), operating system aimed at both office and home users. It will operate on most IBM-compatible PCs manufactured in the past 10 years, and can be run as a live CD or it can be installed to hard drive. You can see a screen-shot tour of BeatrIX at OSDir.com, and read a review at Linux Times.net.
Via Debian Weekly News, it has been reported that Debian GNU/Linux runs successfully on the new Apple Mac Mini. Explanatory notes are available online.
VidaLinux is a Gentoo-based distribution that incorporates a number of precompiled applications and a graphical installer (Red Hat's Anaconda). You can read a review of VidaLinux 1.1 at Mad Penguin.
DotMepis.org, a new MEPIS Linux community site, has been launched recently.
OSNews review of VectorLinux SOHO 5.0
Slashdot has reported the presentation of Knoppix 3.8's many new features at CeBIT.
The Mozilla Project has released a new version of its popular stand-alone browser application, Firefox. Firefox 1.0.1 boasts increased stability, a configuration tweak to make phishing scams a little harder to fall for, as well as fixing over a dozen vulnerabilities.
Win4Lin, Inc., a supplier of virtual operating systems on Linux, has announced the release of their Win4Lin Pro product which runs Windows 2000 and Windows XP applications on Linux.
Internet telephony software publisher Skype has launched Linux and OSX versions of its widely used communications software.
The Apache Software Foundation and The Apache HTTP Server Project have announced the release of version 2.0.53 of the Apache HTTP Server ("Apache"). This release is compatible with modules compiled for 2.0.42 and later versions. Apache HTTP Server 2.0.53 is available for download from http://httpd.apache.org/download.cgi.
O'Reilly has released a new edition of its book Linux Server Security. The book covers a wide range of GNU/Linux security issues. For an overview, you can consult the table of contents.
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Recently, I have been playing chess on FICS, a free service that uses the ICS (Internet Chess Server) protocol. ICS is a telnet protocol, so you can "telnet freechess.org 5000", login, and play with an ASCII chess board if you want Here is what FICS output looks like: (I made up most of this output as an example, but the actual output is in the same format.)
fics% Example shouts: This is an example shout fics% --> Example of using the "it" command...like /me in IRC. fics% Example(50): This is a chat message on channel 50. fics% Example (1436) seeking 15 13 rated standard f ("play 61" to respond) fics% obs 21 You are now observing game 21. Game 21: GMKasparov (2804) GMAdams (2741) unrated standard 120 0 Game 21 (GMKasparov vs. GMAdams) --------------------------------- 8 | *K| | | | *R| | | | Move # : 29 (White) |---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---| 7 | | *P| | | | Q | | | Black Moves : 'hxg5 (0:00)' |---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---| 6 | *P| | | | | | | | |---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---| 5 | | *Q| | | | | *P| | Black Clock : 43:48 |---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---| 4 | | | | | | | | | White Clock : 1:06:43 |---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---| 3 | P | | | | | P | | | Black Strength : 17 |---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---| 2 | | P | | | | | P | | White Strength : 18 |---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---| 1 | | K | | | | | | R | --------------------------------- a b c d e f g h fics%
Now, you could play chess this way, if you don't mind using an ASCII chess board and entering all your moves manually, but most people use an interface program to provide them with a graphical chess board. I use XBoard for my graphical interface, which provides a nice board, but it directly passes the ICS output to stdin, and sends its stdout to the ICS. That is to say, you start xboard in an xterm, and it's almost as if you'd used telnet to connect except you have a graphical chess board. This isn't so bad, except:
Enter Irssi.
Irssi is the IRC client I use. Well, it's mostly an IRC client. There are modules for other protocols, such as ICQ.
I thought I could run XBoard in an Irssi window, filter out the prompts, and have more fun. It's possible, you just have to tweak things a little.
One problem with playing on FICS this way is that FICS will send a bell (i. e., the ASCII BEL character) when the board is updated, letting you know it's your move. However, they are sent without a newline, and since Irssi's exec module will only print complete lines, you don't hear the bell until the next newline, which could be with, for example, a chat message, which will come an indeterminate amount of time after the BEL is sent. So it's best to turn off bells on the FICS side with this command:
set bell off
This tells FICS not to send BEL characters on every board update.
Having turned off server-side alerts, you probably want to hear some sort of sound when the opponent moves, but since just ringing the terminal bell won't work, you'll have to use a sound file. Here are my settings for XBoard in my .Xresources file:
# xboard options XBoard*showCoords: True XBoard*highlightLastMove: True XBoard*colorizeMessages: True # Sounds XBoard*ringBellAfterMoves: True XBoard*soundMove: /home/jason/sounds/fanfare.wav XBoard*soundChallenge: /home/jason/sounds/bridge2.wav XBoard*soundRequest: /home/jason/sounds/bridge2.wav # ICS-related XBoard*internetChessServerHost: freechess.org XBoard*internetChessServerHelper: timeseal XBoard*internetChessServerLogonScript: /home/jason/chess/.logon-script-freechess.org
The above configuration (among other things) sets "fanfare.wav" to be played when the opponent moves and "bridge2.wav" to be played on either a "Challenge" (When you're challenged on ICS) or a "Request" (A request for something: draw, abort, adjourn, takeback, etc.) Note that, in order for XBoard to heed "soundMove", "ringBellAfterMoves" must be on.
Your configuration will differ, of course, and XBoard has scads of options, so please refer to the 'xboard' man page for a full list of supported sound events. (Among other things.)
When giving the names of sound files, you can also specify "$" as a filename to have XBoard emit a BEL character for that event. This is, of course, totally useless for the "soundMove" event for reasons discussed earlier, but every other event that XBoard sees involves something being printed, and thus Irssi will see the BEL in a timely manner.
Note that, in order for the ICS-related sound events to work, you must have 'colorizeMessages' enabled.
If you don't have some handy sound bites laying around, google for "free sound files". Just be careful not to spend too much time searching for suitable sounds, browsing site after site, staying up all night, with your skeletal frame leaning limply against your chair, the flickering light of your monitor casting a pale glow on your bloodshot eyes, your mailbox overflowing as your quest causes you to totally withdraw from society, becoming a sad, pathetic little vegetable whose only joy in life is finding those perfect sounds for every possible event.
Well, probably not, but you can spend a lot of time on it. :-)
Irssi doesn't really require much tweaking. If you have XBoard beeping (i. e., you've specified "$" for one or more of XBoard's sounds), you'll want to "/set bell_beeps on" in order to have Irssi not ignore any BEL characters it sees. This is the alias I use:
/alias xboard window new hide; window name xboard; exec -name xboard -window -interactive \ xboard -ics -sgf ~/chess/fics.pgn | sed --unbuffered 's/^fics% //\;T\;/^\$/d'
Note that, in the alias, we have to quote ";" and "$", because those
characters have special importance to Irssi. XBoard is started in ICS mode,
appending any games played to ~/chess/fics.pgn
. The 'sed'
command (which filters out the FICS prompt) is a little more complex, so
I'll take the easy way out and not attempt to explain it in detail. The
irrepressibly curious can refer to the 'sed' man page.
And that's all there is to it. You could, of course, use a different ICS interface such as eboard, but I prefer XBoard, and this configuration works for me.
I have used "FICS" to refer to the chess server throughout this article because that's what I use, but this should work with most any ICS, provided you modify the 'sed' incantation appropriately.
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Slackware, in late 2002. Since then, he's joined the Answer Gang,
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it actually belongs to him or someone foolish enough to lend it,
tinkering endlessly with it.
More than crypto systems and algorithms, the RSA conference and expo has become a premier showcase of the full spectrum of security products and concerns in this era of every more insecure computing.
This reflects growing in interest for security products at government and businesses everywhere. More attendees [about 13000] and more exhibitors were on-hand than ever before [over 275 companies and organizations before the conference started] for this 14th annual RSA conference.
And one trend more than any other may offer some respite from the growing tsunami of malware and identity theft: Trusted Computing.
The specifications developed over the last few years by the Trusted Computing Group [TCG] are now starting to implemented by major PC and software firms, most significantly motherboard crypto for PCs and notebooks from HP and IBM that identify users prior to bootup. Follow this link for the TGC presentations at RSA2005 [first 3 items]:
https://www.trustedcomputinggroup.org/downloads/tcg_presentations/
An emerging standard for Trusted Computing is a 'Trusted Platform', which will relay on a cryptographically secured module to hold identity information, certificates and secret keys that can be verified and exchanged in a trusted computing environment. These modules, or TPMs, are now available as is new software for identity management and attesting to the integrity of the underlying computing platform. There are also software versions of TPMs, some open source, that are able to play in a trusted environment, although they are less secure than hardware TP modules. See http://www.infsec.ethz.ch/people/psevinc/.
Here is a trusted computing network verification diagram:
and, at a network level,Trusted Network Connection [TNC]:
Anti-spyware products are becoming almost as ubiquitous as anti-virus software. Almost all anti-virus, anti-worm vendors were adding or incorporating anti-spyware modules in their product lines. Symantec will be adding this as a feature to existing products while McAfee will be offering an anti-spyware additional module to its enterprise offerings.
Phishing was also a topic at many vendor presentations, even though this was largely referred as a social engineering attack. The Identity Management companies tried to link phishing with ID mgt, but generally required end-to-end use of their products. That long view of security gives birth to another TLA - UTM or "unified threat management" as Symantec CEO John Thomson called in his keynote.
Also there were renewed efforts to work together on an industry level.
A rare partnership between government and industry resulted in the Common Vulnerability Scoring System (CVSS), unveiled at the RSA Conference by the National Infrastructure Advisory Council [NIAC, a part of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security] and leading vendors like Cisco, Ebay, Microsoft, and Symantec. This new and ambitious system aims to provide a common descriptive language and standardized formula for reporting and assessing computer security vulnerabilities and issues, instead of varying and confusing vendor-specific ratings.
CVSS, which is partly related to Mitre Corp.'s CVE rating system, helps prioritize software vulnerabilities both for ISVs and for enterprise users, calculating the risk by considering the number of systems involved, the type of exploit required, and if a software patch is available.
Three major security and auditing groups announced the formation of a cooperative alliance to create better security policies and legislation and to better work with security professionals throughout the industry. These were the ASIS International, the ISACA (Information Systems Audit and Control Association) and ISSA (Information Systems Security Association). The groups will also work together to define certification and training requirements for the Chief Security Officer (CSO) role and other security-related positions in industry.
And Microsoft introduced its Microsoft Security Resource Center team at its booth where security issues could be addressed. This was mostly a customer feedback exercise and an attempt to raise the profile of the MSRC, which also ran a blog for the length of the conference. It ties into the TechNet security pages, [Finally, links for tools and patches.]
http://spaces.msn.com/members/msrc/PersonalSpace.aspx
http://www.microsoft.com/technet/archive/community/columns/security/essays/sectour.mspx
Underscoring the new Microsoft security initiatives, Bill Gates delivered the show's opening keynote address on Monday. It highlighted new Microsoft security products, including their enhanced 'Internet security and acceleration' [ISA] server and future identity management products, and touted a new version of Internet Explorer by this summer - but only for Win XP users.
Microsoft was a platinum sponsor and had about 100 employees at the show. Besides a large booth with a presentation area, there was a separate expo area where attendees could get 'hands-on' test experience with Microsoft security products and tools.
[After the RSA Conference, Gartner Corp analyst Neil MacDonald posted a critique of the latest MS security offerings, rejecting the incremental approach they are taking rather than a fundamental architectural change, particularly with its IE web browser. See:
http://www3.gartner.com/DisplayDocument?doc_cd=126360
Also in the critique: "The decision to restrict IE 7.0 to the XP platform also suggests that Microsoft wants to force users of older platforms to upgrade if they want improved security." ]
This and all other major keynotes are replayable [after RSA webcast registration] at:
http://2005.rsaconference.com/us/general/webcasts.aspx
Conference sessions were held in the afternoons in 16 simultaneous tracks, including two separate Hackers & Threats tracks, tracks for developers and cryptographers, business tracks, and tracks for privacy, web security, wireless and Identity & Access Management.
The Hacker Tracks definitely covered a lot of important ground and gave pause to developers and security officers alike. One paper focused on that old nemesis, SQL Injection, showing that it was still a major concern since the old standard approach of hiding error messages or using generic problem messages does not actually stop the hack.
The presentation, by Imperva's Ofer Maor, shows the result of security testing on MySQL and all leading DBs using indirect query tests to discover the number and type of data fields available to an SQL injection attack. These so-called 'blind' injection techniques only take a little more effort but still yield confidential data.
For instance, even with hidden or generic error messages an attacker could request additional fields above and below the actual number until the correct number was determined and also check the data type one field at a time until there was no error message or the target data emerged:
inject : ORDER BY 1 --
[and other numbers to get the right number of columns]
Assuming we get the number of columns, '4' here, and that we know a valid acctnum, (AccNum=11223344), we can use the following sequence with the the UNION SELECT clause to get the data types for the columns:
11223344) UNION SELECT
NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL WHERE 1=2 --
No Error - Syntax is
right. MS SQL Server Used. Proceeding.
11223344) UNION SELECT
1,NULL,NULL,NULL WHERE 1=2 --
No Error - First column is
an integer.
11223344) UNION SELECT
1,2,NULL,NULL WHERE 1=2 --
Error! - Second column is not
an integer.
11223344) UNION SELECT
1,'2',NULL,NULL WHERE 1=2 --
No Error - Second column is a
string.
11223344) UNION SELECT
1,'2',3,NULL WHERE 1=2 --
Error! - Third column is not an
integer.
11223344) UNION SELECT
1,'2','3',NULL WHERE 1=2 --
No Error - Third column is a
string.
11223344) UNION SELECT
1,'2','3',4 WHERE 1=2 --
Error! - Fourth column is not an
integer.
11223344) UNION SELECT 1,'2','3','4' WHERE 1=2 --
No
Error - Fourth column is a string.
From this point an attacker can craft more specific queries to
get system tables and eventually get, for example, CCnum, SSnum and other
sensitive variables.
This and other presentations are available only to full conference attendees but Imperva has several white papers on their website which were the basis for RSA presentation:
http://www.imperva.com/application_defense_center/glossary/sql_injection.html
http://www.imperva.com/application_defense_center/white_papers/blind_sql_server_injection.html
Maor also discussed how signature-based security tools could be thwarted by using other SQL tricks - concatenation, buried comments and use of character values for instance - to camouflage the injected SQL. Real security must be implemented at the application level and web masters and developers must be careful in their designs and coding and also very comprehensive in testing.
At the conclusion of the session, Maor suggested using different admin accounts and passwords for different tables and application functions as a deterrent. Also, while the occurrence of a certain SQL signature in a parameter value might not be enough to alert for SQL injection attack, the same signature in correlation with error responses or abnormal parameter size of other signatures may indicate an SQL injection attack.
Microsoft researchers Kurt Dillard and Mike Danseglio gave a Hacker track technical presentation on a new generation of stealthy rootkits for Windows kernels. These smarter root kits intercept system calls and actively filter out signs of their presence to avoid detection by software and security staff. Microsoft has posted a short white paper on file hiding and a 'cross-view diff' tool they are developing to detect this behavior:
http://research.microsoft.com/rootkit
Another presentation by Dan Houser on stopping script kiddies and automated attacks [for a mere $30K effort] suggested hiding critical servers in the open by using available IP addresses for virtual servers on an Internet-wide honey-pot. From the slides:
The result is that port scans would take weeks and even years to complete while source addresses for the attackers can be identified and blocked before real systems are compromised. This is approach also known as the Big Freakin' Haystack Initiative; see more at http://sourceforge.net/projects/bfhi.
Sun announced security enhancements to be added to its new Solaris10 OS, including an integrity checking process that provides assurance against accidental or malicious tampering. A future update to Solaris 10 will feature automatic run-time verification. This feature is designed to check the system's code at the exact moment of execution, protecting against the possibility of unauthorized modification between periodic auditing checks and actual use. Administrators will be able to customize which signatures will be checked, and use provided tools to digitally-sign code from other sources.
After 15 months of certification testing by an independent organization, Sun announced that its Solaris 9 Operating System has received 'Common Criteria Certification'. Common Criteria is a critical requirement to many governments, military and financial institutions. [Except for Sun's military-grade Trusted Solaris operating system, Solaris becomes the only general purpose operating system with protection profiles of both Controlled Access Protection Profile and Role Based Access Control at Evaluation Assurance Level 4+ (EAL4+). ]
Also, among Sun speakers at RSA conference this week was their Chief Security Officer, Whitfield Diffie, who headlined a cryptographers panel. Diffie is co-author of the Diffie-Hellman standard for Public Key exchange [PKI].
Hewlett-Packard's booth demonstrated an HP technology to limit the spread of viruses and worms throughout an enterprise by isolating problem PCs and workstations and limiting outbound bandwidth. Its new virus-throttling software will be available for ProLiant Servers and ProCurve Networking by HP 5300 series switches.
HP also announced its Security Containment suite for its HP-UX 11iv2 OS. This virtualizes application into domains and limits memory and file access by domains.
Other new products at RSA2005 used Linux, but it was often implicit rather than obvious:
Linux was 'inside' for many security appliances: many security appliances for email, VPNs, firewalls, etc., use embedded Linux at least as a guest OS for serial port terminal sessions. Some run their IDS on Linux. Some of the longer term appliance vendors use hardened freeBSD [Borderware, for example]. Sun uses ENEA's OSE [not Linux or secure Solaris], and a few use WindRiver's realtime OS, Vx Works. A few embedded Linux examples, most using a 2.6 kernel:
Novell introduced its Security Manager product, which is based on its SuSE Linux and runs on any standard PC server. The product includes firewall and VPN gateway, intrusion protection, virus protection, spam blocks and configurable content filtering. In this case, the underlying software comes from Astaro Networks which also sells it directly [about $300 for a server and a 10 device monitoring license].
Conference security separated the different classes of attendees so successfully that it may become model of what other conferences will do. Not only were the badges and holders different for full-conference attendees, exhibitors, and expo attendees, the full-conference attendees had their photos on the badges.
Professional security company personnel were used instead of convention center part timers, so expo attendees were cleared out of the exhibition hall at certain times and only full conference attendees got to see Bill Gates keynote. Some vendors also provided expo perks to those with full-conference badges.
A theatrical presentation preceding the show's opening highlighted the prohibition and codebreaker theme. It told the story of honored codebreakers and security pioneers Elizabeth and William Friedman and how they helped start US government codebreaking hegemony in World War I and into the 1920s and 30s.
Opening ceremony awards were aimed at recognizing ongoing contributions to the advancement of information security. RSA 2005 recipients honored for these annual awards include: for public policy, Orson Swindle, Federal Trade Commission; for mathematics, Dan Boneh, associate professor, Stanford University; and for best security practices, Michael Assante, CIO at American Electric Power.
There were more t-shirts, pens and other collateral offerings, indicating a healthier industry. Borderware, a provider of anti-spam and anti-virus software, offered a daily drawing for a 50-inch TV. There were also uncountable drawings for iPods and X-Boxes. Some vendors offered wheel-spins for PC and X-Box games [and mousepads for the not-so-lucky].
Three of the more useful collaterals were the CISSP [computer security professional certification] assessment CD from CA, the box set of Solaris10 DVDs from Sun [saves a really, really long series of downloads and at least 4 CD-Rs], and the numerous retractable Ethernet cables [like the older phone port connectors, only more useful.]
Special commendation in this department goes to McAfee who offered the current edition of "Hacking Exposed" - 737 pages - for only sitting through a short presentation and a short demo. Although they did finally run out of books, this was a great service toward promoting secure computing everywhere. I was very happy to get an updated copy!
And I was very happy to attend the 2005 RSA Conference and Expo.
If you are are interested and live nearby, RSA Conference will also be holding one-day regional events throughout the year including: September 13, 2005 in Chicago and September 15, 2005 in New York. For more information, visit http://www.rsaconference.com.
Howard Dyckoff is a long term IT professional with primary experience at
Fortune 100 and 200 firms. Before his IT career, he worked for Aviation
Week and Space Technology magazine and before that used to edit SkyCom, a
newsletter for astronomers and rocketeers. He hails from the Republic of
Brooklyn [and Polytechnic Institute] and now, after several trips to
Himalayan mountain tops, resides in the SF Bay Area with a large book
collection and several pet rocks.
By Adam Engel
Perhaps I was over-zealous in my praise of Richard Stallman and the Free Software Foundation (FSF) in Part One of this article, "Free as in Freedom: GNU/Linux." That would be unfair to many major corporations and the state of the world they've created. Lots of people, especially "successful" Americans, like the world just the way it is.
Oh well. It was a history of "GNU beginnings," the start of a movement that, unlike anything we've thus far seen, said "No!" to the corporate-defined order and created an alternative to corporate rule by copyright, and an operating system that challenged the way certain corporate monopolies have defined our desktops and how we use them (or go directly to jail).
Well, that was the product of another era, which focused on GNU/Linux. Old. Old. All that progressive, anti-corporate stuff is ridiculous, romantic nonsense anyway - at least according to Eric Raymond, author of "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" and co-creator (along with various user/collaborators) of the immortal "fetchmail" program. This section is going to focus not on GNU/Linux, but "New Linux," the operating system as it exists today, with GUI desktop environments and all the features of your favorite monopoly software (plus thousands of Unix-like programs, tools, utilities etc.). So, time to wrest that sword-helmet-cuirass combo from Richard Stallman - though he did look awful good in that garb - and place them on the person of Raymond's visionary of the now-and-next-week, the one and only Linus Torvalds.
Also, despite the legitimate concerns of the Free Software Foundation, the operating system will never be called GNU/Linux, just "Linux." This could be for brevity's sake, or because the idea of GNU/Linux was promoted too late, or other reasons only we paranoid progressives - actually, I'm not a progressive; I'm an anarchist, but it's all the same "lefty crowd" (except for Libertarians who manage to 'pass' for conservatives or plain old folks) of whiners and discontents, the kind of folks who fail to appreciate all the great stuff corporate monopolies bring to what's left of life on earth before they finally kill it outright.
I began this article or series of articles because I saw in GNU/Linux an example of a successful rebellion for "the left" to examine as a model. I don't think I was mistaken, though, as with all movements, once the "revolutionaries" have set the ground, the "liberals" take over and try not only to remake the present, but rewrite the past. If I "lionized" Stallman and "romanticized" GNU and the free software movement to create a "founding" myth - oops. Better the real revolutionary Jefferson than the paper and wax model we have today thanks to generations of post-revolutionary revisionists. Stallman and the FSF did what they did, long before my zealous praise, which is why GNU/Linux exists today.
According to Okopnik, the allure of GNU/Linux is rooted in the moral imperative created by the FSF and Stallman, "but is not strictly about it. That's the flexible, fun approach that gets people involved, people who would run away from a purely political approach. Most people would have a great time living in a true democracy - but that does not mean that they all want to become politicians, or involve a significant chunk of their time in running the whole shindig," wrote Okopnik.
Okopnik pointed me to Eric S. Raymond's "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" for a different take on the politics of GNU/Linux, or in this case, "New Linux."
Raymond extols the development techniques of Linus Torvalds, main developer of the Linux kernel, as the new paradigm for software development:
"Linus Torvalds's style of development - release early and often, delegate everything you can, be open to the point of promiscuity - came as a surprise. No quiet, reverent cathedral-building here rather, the Linux community seemed to resemble a great babbling bazaar of differing agendas and approaches (aptly symbolized by the Linux archive sites, who'd take submissions from anyone) out of which a coherent and stable system could seemingly emerge only by a succession of miracles."
Like Okopnik, he sees Linux users as a particularly self-reliant bunch; many Linux users, he concedes, are also Linux developers. Raymond's essay was written in the late 1990s, before the GNOME and KDE desktop environments increased GNU/Linux's appeal among the general public.
Raymond wrote, "Another strength of the Unix tradition, one that Linux pushes to a happy extreme, is that a lot of users are hackers too. Because source code is available, they can be effective hackers. This can be tremendously useful for shortening debugging time. Given a bit of encouragement, your users will diagnose problems, suggest fixes, and help improve the code far more quickly than you could unaided. Treating your users as co-developers is your least-hassle route to rapid code improvement and effective debugging.
"The power of this effect is easy to underestimate. In fact, pretty well all of us in the open-source world drastically underestimated how well it would scale up with number of users and against system complexity, until Linus Torvalds showed us differently.
"In fact, I think Linus's cleverest and most consequential hack was not the construction of the Linux kernel itself, but rather his invention of the Linux development model. Linus's open development policy was the very opposite of cathedral-building. Linux's Internet archives were burgeoning, multiple distributions were being floated. And all of this was driven by an unheard-of frequency of core system releases.
"Linus was treating his users as co-developers in the most effective possible way:
"Release early. Release often. And listen to your customers.
"Linus's innovation wasn't so much in doing quick-turnaround releases incorporating lots of user feedback (something like this had been Unix-world tradition for a long time), but in scaling it up to a level of intensity that matched the complexity of what he was developing. In those early times (around 1991) it wasn't unknown for him to release a new kernel more than once a day! Because he cultivated his base of co-developers and leveraged the Internet for collaboration harder than anyone else, this worked.
"Granted, Linus is a damn fine hacker. How many of us could engineer an entire production-quality operating system kernel from scratch? But Linux didn't represent any awesome conceptual leap forward. Linus is not (or at least, not yet) an innovative genius of design in the way that, say, Richard Stallman or James Gosling (of NeWS and Java) are. Rather, Linus seems to me to be a genius of engineering and implementation, with a sixth sense for avoiding bugs and development dead-ends and a true knack for finding the minimum-effort path from point A to point B. Indeed, the whole design of Linux breathes this quality and mirrors Linus's essentially conservative and simplifying design approach.
"So, if rapid releases and leveraging the Internet medium to the hilt were not accidents but integral parts of Linus's engineering-genius insight into the minimum-effort path, what was he maximizing? What was he cranking out of the machinery?
"Put that way, the question answers itself. Linus was keeping his hacker/users constantly stimulated and rewarded - stimulated by the prospect of having an ego-satisfying piece of the action, rewarded by the sight of constant (even daily) improvement in their work.
"Given a large enough beta-tester and co-developer base, almost every problem will be characterized quickly and the fix obvious to someone.
"Or, less formally, 'Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.' I dub this: 'Linus's Law'."
So, Raymond is replacing the "old heroes" with a new one, Linus. Simple and "essentially conservative" in approach. The very words, "Cathedral" and "Bazaar" were already in use to describe two different development styles; nevertheless, they are loaded like cluster bombs, and Raymond takes advantage of this, implying that the "New Linux" style is the wave of "the now" and the future, while the "old way" of the FSF - he even mentions Stallman and GNU Emacs as relics of the Cathedral - is as obsolete as any old Church.
I wrote to Stallman that, according to my reading of "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" Raymond, who used to develop GNU software, seemed to classify the GNU/FSF method of development as "Cathedral" style as opposed to the "Bazaar" style used by himself and Linus Torvalds.
Stallman responded:
"Is he still saying this? I thought he had stopped... It is not true. There is no single GNU/FSF development method, since each package maintainer can handle this as he likes. In fact, some GNU packages tried the Bazaar model before ESR did. ... The fact is that before the Bazaar model, the Cathedral model was the only one. We used it, ESR used it, and everyone used it... I think ESR tried to associate that model with GNU so as to make us look bad. He does not like our philosophy, so he hoped that by making us look bad, he can reduce our influence. However, I told him this was not true, and I thought he had taken it out. Hence my question about whether he is still saying this."
Raymond went on to point out that the old corporate model of top-down design no longer applied, that developers were more apt to create great software if they were allowed to have fun while doing so, enjoy their work as opposed to living a "Dilbert" nightmare in a cubicle; nonetheless, this applies to the corporation. Raymond's vision of the future is one of the successful corporate software product.
When the first version of "The Cathedral and The Bazaar" was published in 1997, Netscape released its code as "open-source." Exactly as Stallman had warned, "open source" was a corporate methodology of co-opting the free software movement and sucking free software into its own code. Raymond's unctuous epilog to "The Cathedral and the Bazaar:"
Epilog: Netscape Embraces the Bazaar It's a strange feeling to realize you're helping make history... On January 22 1998, approximately seven months after I first published The Cathedral and the Bazaar, Netscape Communications, Inc. announced it would give away the source for Netscape Communicator. I had had no clue this was going to happen before the day of the announcement. "Eric Hahn, executive vice president and chief technology officer at Netscape, emailed me shortly afterwards as follows: ``On behalf of everyone at Netscape, I want to thank you for helping us get to this point in the first place. Your thinking and writings were fundamental inspirations to our decision.'' "The following week I flew out to Silicon Valley at Netscape's invitation for a day-long strategy conference (on 4 Feb 1998) with some of their top executives and technical people. We designed Netscape's source-release strategy and license together. "A few days later I wrote the following: "Netscape is about to provide us with a large-scale, real-world test of the bazaar model in the commercial world. The open-source culture now faces a danger; if Netscape's execution doesn't work, the open-source concept may be so discredited that the commercial world won't touch it again for another decade. "On the other hand, this is also a spectacular opportunity. Initial reaction to the move on Wall Street and elsewhere has been cautiously positive. We're being given a chance to prove ourselves, too. If Netscape regains substantial market share through this move, it just may set off a long-overdue revolution in the software industry.
So, unlike GNU and the FSF "making history" by turning the corporate model on its head and inventing a successful alternative, Raymond "made history" by eliciting positive reactions on Wall Street. Raymond had done well. His work received an A+ from his market masters.
Stallman was absolutely right when he warned that the greatest threat to the movement he and others created would come from within, under the guise of "Open Source":
The largest division in the community is between people who appreciate free software as a social and ethical issue and consider proprietary software a social problem (supporters of the free software movement), and those who cite only practical benefits and present free software only as an efficient development model (the open source movement). This disagreement is not just a matter of names - it is a matter of differing basic values. It is essential for the community to see and think about this disagreement. The names 'free software' and 'open source' are the banners of the two positions. See 'Why Free Software Is Better Than Open Source'. The disagreement over values partially aligns with the amount of attention people pay to the GNU Project's role in our community. People who value freedom are more likely to call the system "GNU/Linux", and people who learn that the system is "GNU/Linux" are more likely to pay attention to our philosophical arguments for freedom and community (which is why the choice of name for the system makes a real difference for society). However, the disagreement would probably exist even if everyone knew the system's real origin and its proper name, because the issue is a real one. It can only go away if we who value freedom either persuade everyone (which won't be easy) or are defeated entirely (let's hope not).
A subsequent email interview indicates that Raymond would most certainly not be upset if the free software movement and the FSF were "defeated entirely."
According to Okopnik, "the NSA, the DOD, NASA, NWS, and many other government agencies are committed to Linux (the DOD, in particular, had actually made and then cancelled a multimillion dollar contract with Microsoft, based on the latter being unable to meet their performance promises.) Sun, IBM, Oracle, Novell, and many other companies are aligning behind it; hardware manufacturers are now either including Linux drivers or are making them available on their sites."
So it is not taking a great leap to presume that GNU/Linux, specifically, the "New Linux," may be on its way to becoming a "proprietary open source" system. That is, the code will be open, but someone will own it. The software giant, Novell, bought the GNU/Linux distributor, SuSE, in December of 2004. We will see how this "open source" buyout effects the freedom of users of SuSE's distribution of GNU/Linux.
Seen in this light, the "bazaar" model is not so beneficial to its users, merely a smart business move. Any corporation that does not go open source will lose, for they'd be missing out on a huge free development pool. Then again, how long would that last? Would user/developers submit bug reports and fixes and improvement hacks to a company that will incorporate the fixes into their proprietary software, then charge licensing fees (one to a customer, like the $129 Macintosh Panther "upgrade") to those same user/developers despite providing this invaluable service? Why bother hiring professional programmers at all? Perhaps they'd pay small rewards for individual fixes and hacks sent in by user/developers.
But according to Raymond, such questions are not worth asking, much less answering, and merely show how little "progressives" understand the open source movement (I never should have identified myself as a "progressive"; sounds too namby-pamby, like "liberal"; I should have described the magazines I read and write for as anarcho-libertarian-market-conservative. Then again, are readers of such magazines and web sites as "The Progressive" and "The Progressive Review" non-persons? Is it somehow more legitimate to identify oneself as a "conservative"? Conserve what? Body bags in Iraq? Anyway, if "Progressive" is such a powerful word, imagine what dark emotions are stirred by the GNU/ prefix to GNU/Linux...)
I wrote to Raymond, "The main point of this two part article is to call attention to the fact that while "progressives" have been in-fighting and 'lesser-eviling,' an entire movement has evolved to challenge corporate control of the desk top - and it's 'winning.' Why do you think this has gone "unrecognized" by "progressives" in the U.S.? This is a major demonstration of the power of community over the corporation."
He replied, "Your question answers itself. Adopting the self-description "progressive" is, among other things, a way of announcing 'I am so blinded by a Marxist-derived fear and hatred of markets that I cannot reason about anything related to economics without making ludicrous errors!' ... The open-source movement and corporations get along well because both are fundamentally about the same thing - voluntary cooperation in markets. The corporate market is primarily monetized and the open-source one primarily non-monetized, but that is an unimportant detail... But for 'progressives' to really understand why it is an unimportant detail they would have to abandon their most cherished myth, of the market as an exploitation machine run by malevolent plutocrats. I expect them to get clear about this about the same time that we start seeing competent biology from Creationists or competent geography from Flat-Earthers. "
So, corporations are about "voluntary cooperation in markets", and the monetization of corporations is a "minor detail". I didn't know rampant corporatization of all business, the destruction of real competitive arenas and individually-owned shops by monopolies, and all the rest of that government subsidized corporate socialism had anything to do with markets in which people actually exchange goods and services, as opposed to selling their lifetimes to transnational behemoths. I suppose we "progressives" - something I never identified myself as, actually - have so much to learn, but since we obviously all think alike, the knowledge such people as Raymond could impart will spread among us like a virus. And who said anything about Marxism? Is one always either a "conservative" or a "Marxist?"
I wrote, "The first part of this article is about the history of GNU/Linux, Stallman and the GNU programmers (including yourself), the FSF, "copyleft", the how and the why of the free software movement. Part Two is about "New Linux" - the immense growth in distribution, diversity and user-friendly interfaces - supported hardware drivers, HOWTOs and other documentation, distribution-specific easy-install GUI's for beginners. First of all, what is your opinion on the insistence of certain members of the free software community to use the term GNU/Linux at all times, correcting the majority who refers to the OS, probably because it's just easier, as "Linux?"
Raymond replied, "Insistence on the "GNU/Linux" label is political move by people who want to preserve and extend the reputation of the FSF. Myself, I agree with Linus Torvalds that this is a ridiculous form of special pleading - anybody who takes their argument seriously should really honor *all* the historical contributors and call it "GNU/X/Unix/Linux", or "GNU/X/BSD/Unix/Linux", or even "GNU/X/BSD/Unix/Multics/Linux'."
Why not Linucks? Or Lynn Ucks? What's in a name? Look at all us flat-earth "progressives" lumped together like the coal Santa reserves for the unwashed stockings of incorrigible brats.
I wrote, "Do you think that by becoming more user-friendly, embracing a larger user base in an attempt appeal to "average users" who just want word-processor, email and a browser (which Linux offers via KDE and GNOME, as well as Mozilla and others), Linux is "compromising" its position as a free operating system - free as in speech, not beer etc., losing it's 'edge?'
Raymond responded, "This question only makes sense within a world-view that equates being 'edgy' or 'cool' with a sort of surly oppositionism. Thank you, I would much rather co-opt the bourgeoisie and succeed in my revolution than sneer at them and fail."
Another "misunderstanding." I meant creative edge. I've never been into "cool" - or the bourgeoisie, much less the possibility of goading them into "revolution." But of course, since his entire world view shifted into package mode and tarred and gzipped me upon mention of the word "progressive" (I knew I should have just admitted I'm a burn-down-the-house anarchist; I would have used the word "leftist" but that particular term scares such people, who fear of failing the bourgeoisie even as they dream of leading bourgeois revolutions (when was the last time anyone used that old word, " bourgeoisie," anyway? Freshman Sociology?), to death.
I wrote, "GNU and the FSF are all about free software. No compromise. While this served to create a 'revolution,' Linux is now past the revolutionary stage. In "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" you speak only about "open source," not "free software." What's the difference, according to you? "
Raymond replied, "The software, the technology, the developers, and even the licenses are essentially the same. The only thing that differs is the attitude and the propaganda - how the results are marketed to the rest of the world... Early versions of CatB did in fact refer to 'free software'. That was before a bunch of us got together in early 1998 to invent a label that would be less likely to make businessmen and journalists write us off as Communistic flake cases... We promulgated the label 'open source' as a banner for a new style of argument - one which co-opts people with real-world results rather than cramming an ideology down their throats. Six years later, I think we can say this move was pretty successful."
So. "A bunch of us" got together and decided to create a terminology that would be used by the rest of the world, something that wouldn't offend the businessmen and mainstream journalists who serve "the rest of us" so well. Supported by corporate sponsors and the media they control, it "was pretty successful." This would be funny, almost corny, if the events of the past four years hadn't put the corporatization of humanity under the New World Order in stark, murderous perspective. So those who disagree with the corporate order are "communist flake cases." Well, at least we're not terrorists.
I wrote, "Can Linux maintain the freedom and community/volunteer attitude that inspired so many user/programmers to spend many unpaid hours developing and perfecting the system and its applications? Fetchmail is a perfect example of a user/programmer devoting enormous amounts of time to a project simply because it was a "good idea," and like most good ideas, worth creating. It belonged in the world, but it wasn't, I assume, requested by the Division Manager of Linux Central..."
Raymond wrote, "No, it wasn't. As you say, fetchmail was a triumph of
people volunteering on a good idea - there is no Division Manager,
anywhere...
I'm always puzzled by questions of the form 'Can Linux keep this up?'
They seem to proceed from an assumption that large-scale voluntary
cooperation is somehow fragile and exceptional, in danger of being
overwhelmed at any second by malevolent forces that are far more
powerful... This assumption is deeply wrong - voluntary cooperation in
a win-win mode is the rule in 99.95% of human interactions, otherwise
the streets would run with blood. Trade in the market, ordinary social
communication, and even our use of language with each other are all
systems of voluntary cooperation far more elaborate than the
open-source movement. Yet *those* we take for granted and do not even
register as cooperation, persisting despite the evidence of our own
daily experience in the belief the "natural" behavior of human beings
is a sort of dog-eat-dog Hobbesian strife within which open source is
inevitably doomed. It's absurd when you think about it."
In case Raymond hadn't noticed, many, many streets of the world, including Wall Street if one includes 9/11, are running with blood. But I agree with the sentence, "It is absurd". First of all, the Hobbesian definition of humanity came out of nowhere. I didn't mention it. Surely it was on this man's mind. Secondly, the excitement, the "edge" I was referring to came out of a community-based free operating system that programmer/users can participate in creating. A sense of participation and power over one's own destiny. An alternative to Microsoft not merely because "it's there" but because of the philosophy behind it. I wonder how many programmers volunteer to spend hours fixing bugs in Microsoft's code. Or if the "bazaar" mentality will be able to sustain itself under a "proprietary Linux."
I wrote, "The FSF, and others in the free software movement, are adamant about keeping free software free to the extent that they would have boycotted KDE if the Qt development tools hadn't been released as free software. If a proprietary application was developed that would accelerate the growth and development of Linux to the point where Windows users would jump ship and flock to Linux in droves, but the owner of the proprietary app would have a degree of control (more than most at any rate) over Linux, would you support this?"
Raymond replied, "No, I wouldn't. But my reasons for rejecting it would be different in flavor than the FSF's. They would utter moralistic arguments about the goodness of sharing and the evil of secrecy. I would point out that proprietary control leads to bad engineering and bad outcomes, appealing to the self-interest of users rather than moral principle."
Again, it's good to see strong, pragmatic minds fighting the urge toward sharing and transparency. Such pragmatic minds would surely have pointed out the Bush Administration's lying its way to the destruction of 100,000 Iraqis not because it was "wrong," just not cost effective.
I wrote, "The development of KDE and GNOME, has resulted in a "New Linux." It's not just for "hackers" anymore. The "average user" can now use a word processor/email/browser combo and leave the PC without having to deal with the command-line or the "iceberg" beneath the GUI tip he/she is exposed to. If the purpose of Linux (is there a "purpose"?) is to provide an alternative to Windows/Apple etc., then that purpose is served: users have a choice; they don't have to accept Windows XP pre-loaded on their new desktop. Beyond that, how would you define "progress" or "success" as far as Linux is concerned. There are people who get caught up in the latest benchmark tests pitting Linux against Windows or Solaris, as if it were a sporting event. Once you get into that, Linux becomes just another corporate-sponsored OS. Do you think it will grow along its own path to provide a genuine change in "paradigms," in the way people relate to the software that powers their machines, or do you see it becoming merely another commercial alternative to what's out there? (This gets back to the 'open source' question: is 'open source,' as opposed to 'free' a way of integrating Linux into the corporate software business?).
Raymond responded, "Whenever I see questions like this, I am reminded of an anecdote about Charles Babbage, the Victorian pioneer of computing. He was once asked "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" Like Mr. Babbage, I find myself 'not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.'
Raymond wrote, "The confusion gets really thick in the third paragraph. Among its implicit assumptions appear to be the following:
"(1) Benchmark-comparing a piece of software X with commercial software products Y and Z implies that X is 'corporate-sponsored'.
"(2) Corporate sponsorship is like having some sort of case of metaphysical cooties that negates the real value of what Linux programmers have done.
Raymond wrote, "These are nonsense individually, and add up to nonsense on stilts. You then go on in the fourth paragraph with an assumption that:
"(3) The descriptions 'changes the way people relate to their machines' and 'just another commercial alternative' are mutually exclusive.
"This is also nonsense. Consider as a very obvious example the way that the cell-phone, which is 'just another commercial alternative' to land-lines, has radically changed the way people relate to handsets - to the extent that they're now treated as fashion accessories," wrote Raymond.
Well, first of all, I hate cell phones. They're noisy, ubiquitous, and fry your brain. Fashion accessories are most certainly "bourgeois". Still, I don't understand the "confusion" my questions provoked. The original rebellious spirit of GNU/Linux that set the process of creating a free alternative to Mac and Windows is, as Raymond demonstrates, being set aside for fidelity to "Linux" for its own sake. Like America's still supposed to be the "republic" it was, or was supposed to be, cause we have a theme song, elections and a flag. Thus, when "Linux" advocates "root" for Linux to "beat" Microsoft in a test meant to determine the winner of a government defense contract, support of Linux as anything but "just another OS" is meaningless. In such a scenario, why not Microsoft? Or Sun? Or Univax? If "success" means Linux has reached the point at which the DOD wants it to create weapons of destruction, it's no better or worse than Microsoft. Just another corporation competing for military (tax-payer) dollars. That's not a valid question?
Raymond wrote, "Your confusion appears to be a manifestation of progressives' general inability to understand open-source software except through a haze of romantic idealism that distorts it out of all recognition."
Again, I don't see where this haze of romantic idealism exhibits itself anywhere but in Raymond's tepid imagination - no idealistic revolutions for that staid worker-bee. Nevertheless, in the time spent trying to be clever and wry, he could have just answered my question, which he did at last do in a sentence, contradicting himself, for if my question was so over-the-top confusing, how was he able to answer it at all?
Raymond wrote, "Having said that, I will now answer your question: the 'success' of open source is defined by the extent to which it gives software users and software developers more choices. "
What? Isn't that - ? Oh, well. Never mind. I thought GNU/Linux was supposed to be anarchic, rebellious and fun, not... creepy.
I'm glad Raymond was able to diffuse his pent-up frustrations at being on the supply-side of a life-destroying world-order before "answering" my question. It probably made him feel even better than a good half-hour on the Stair-Master. I have a feeling that Raymond was just messing around, anyway. I quoted this interchange verbatim because, in 18 years of journalism, this was the nastiest, most mean-spirited, arrogant, and ultimately goofy one I've seen ("communist flake cases?" What 1950s-era FBI comic book did he get that one from? Communist? Because I said I write for progressive 'zines? Or maybe because I mentioned the FSF? Are they considered "communists" now, fifteen years after the Cold War?). Perhaps he figured that just in case this article is picked up by an "important" mainstream publication, it was a chance to score points with his corporate/bourgeois masters. Does Netscape still exist? Maybe there's someone there he wants to impress.
Regardless, his contempt for any questioning of his corporate agenda for GNU/Linux (he is, after all, on the "winning" side), his dismissal of all that came before him, as if GNU and the hundreds (thousands?) who worked on it were just "flaking around" until Linus Torvalds came out with his kernel in 1991, and his crude, bullying remarks to a stranger asking valid questions, whether meant as a spoof or not, demand attention. It demands a re-reading of the documentation on gnu.org and fsf.org to remind us exactly how the operating system Raymond works with - I wonder how successful fetchmail would have been had Raymond broached the idea of a new free consumer good during a board meeting of SUN or HP? - began, and why.
Especially now. Especially with most of humanity fighting for existence against a New World Order (not unlike a 'New Linux," if such developers as Raymond have their way) that literally puts the profit of a minority against the well-being, perhaps even survival of its own species. And let's not forget about Iraq and the corporations who are benefitting from what we've done there. Perhaps it's the naive "progressive" in me, but somehow I associate the high-tech wasting of 100,000 lives, another fixed election based in part on proprietary software, and all sorts of proprietary nastiness - for what is the U.S. government, now, but a proprietary system? - with "a bunch of us" creating a name for corporate-friendly, "open source" software that won't - heaven forbid - offend CNN or Time Magazine.
Stallman was right. It isn't a question of this or that operating system succeeding in the marketplace - not even a marketplace, a Windows dominion, though if Okopnik's facts on other countries developing Linux are correct, this may change. But again, if the power of GNU/Linux is harnessed by the DOD to create yet smarter weapons of mass destruction, who needs it?
As Stallman wrote (http://www.gnu.org): "How will we respond to the next tempting non-free library? Will the whole community understand the need to stay out of the trap? Or will many of us give up freedom for convenience, and produce a major problem? Our future depends on our philosophy."
Or, as Ben Okopnik wrote, "We need our radicals. They're ugly, scruffy, pushy, aggressive, loud, and unfit for normal humans to associate with - but, O Ghod do we need them! They sacrifice themselves on the altar of whatever the hell their passion may be; they give up their right to be seen as "normal", and make of themselves targets at which the majority of society will fling rocks and garbage - and we, the human race, get to move ahead just another tiny notch for each one of them. Granted, there are radicals on either side of the fence, and lots of different fences, but the total vector of these little steps *is* in the direction of progress; another pragmatic belief of mine, and although I won't go into the philosophical ramifications of it, it can be summed up as "'good' is just another way of saying 'pro-survival'."
Adam Engel has published poetry, fiction and essays in such magazines and
periodicals as Counter Punch, Dissident Voice, Online Journal,
Strike-the-Root, LewRockwell.com, The New York Art Review, The Concord
Journal, The Middlesex News, Accent, The Littleton Review, Ark, Smart
Shoes, The Beacon, Literal Latte, Artemis, The Lummox Journal, Fearless,
POESY, The Half Moon Review, Art:Mag, Chronogram, Gnome and others.
Adam Engel's first book of poetry, Oil and Water, was
published by Maximum Capacity Press in 2001. His novel,
Topiary, will be published by Dandelion Books in the
Spring of 2005.
He has worked as a journalist, screenwriter, executive speechwriter,
systems administrator, and editorial consultant, and has taught writing at
New York University, Touro College and the Gotham Writer's Workshop in New
York City.
Traditionally, a Unix process is divided into segments. The standard segments are code segment, data segment, BSS (block started by symbol), and stack segment.
The code segment contains the binary code of the program which is running as the process (a "process" is a program in execution). The data segment contains the initialized global variables and data structures. The BSS segment contains the uninitialized global data structures and finally, the stack segment contains the local variables, return addresses, etc. for the particular process.
Under Linux, a process can execute in two modes - user mode and kernel mode. A process usually executes in user mode, but can switch to kernel mode by making system calls. When a process makes a system call, the kernel takes control and does the requested service on behalf of the process. The process is said to be running in kernel mode during this time. When a process is running in user mode, it is said to be "in userland" and when it is running in kernel mode it is said to be "in kernel space". We will first have a look at how the process segments are dealt with in userland and then take a look at the bookkeeping on process segments done in kernel space.
The code segment consists of the code - the actual executable
program. The code of all the functions we write in the program
resides in this segment. The addresses of the functions will give
us an idea where the code segment is. If we have a function
foo()
and let x
be the address of
foo
(x = &foo;
). we know that
x
will point within the code segment.
The Data segment consists of the initialized global variables of a program. The Operating system needs to know what values are used to initialize the global variables. The initialized variables are kept in the data segment. To get the address of the data segment we declare a global variable and then print out its address. This address must be inside the data segment.
The BSS consists of the uninitialized global variables of a process. To get an address which occurs inside the BSS, we declare an uninitialized global variable, then print its address.
The automatic variables (or local variables) will be allocated on the stack, so printing out the addresses of local variables will provide us with the addresses within the stack segment.
Let's have a look at the following C program:
1 #include <stdio.h> 2 #include <stdlib.h> 3 #include <sys/types.h> 4 #include <unistd.h> 5 6 int our_init_data = 30; 7 int our_noinit_data; 8 9 void our_prints(void) 10 { 11 int our_local_data = 1; 12 printf("\nPid of the process is = %d", getpid()); 13 printf("\nAddresses which fall into:"); 14 printf("\n 1) Data segment = %p", 15 &our_init_data); 16 printf("\n 2) BSS segment = %p", 17 &our_noinit_data); 18 printf("\n 3) Code segment = %p", 19 &our_prints); 20 printf("\n 4) Stack segment = %p\n", 21 &our_local_data); 22 23 while(1); 24 } 25 26 int main() 27 { 28 our_prints(); 29 return 0; 30 }We can see that lines 6 and 7 declare two global variables. One is initialized and one is uninitialized. Per the previous discussion, the initialized variable will fall into the data segment and the uninitialized variable will fall into the BSS segment. Lines 14-17 print the addresses of the variables.
We also know that the address of the function
our_prints
will fall into the code segment, so that if
we print the address of this function, we will get a value which
falls into the code segment. This is done in lines 18-19.
Finally we print the address of a local variable. This automatic variable's address will be within the stack segment.
When we execute a userland program, similar to the one given
above, what happens is that the shell will fork()
and
exec()
the new program. The exec()
code
inside the kernel will figure out what format the binary is in
(ELF, a.out, etc.) and will call the
corresponding handler for that format. For example when an ELF
format file is loaded, the function load_elf_binary()
from fs/binfmt_elf.c
takes care of initializing the
kernel data structures for the particular process. Details of this
portion of loading will not be dealt with here, as that in itself
is a topic for another article :-) The point here is that the code
which loads the executable into the kernel fills in the kernel
data structures.
In the Linux kernel, every process has an associated
struct task_struct
. The definition of this struct is
in the header file include/linux/sched.h
. The
following snippet is from the 2.6.10 Linux kernel source code (only
the needed fields and a few nearby fields are shown):
struct task_struct { volatile long state; /* -1 unrunnable, 0 runnable, >0 stopped */ struct thread_info *thread_info; atomic_t usage; ... ... ... struct mm_struct *mm, *active_mm; ... ... ... pid_t pid; ... ... ... char comm[16]; ... ... };Three members of the data structure are relevant to us:
pid
contains the Process ID of the process.comm
holds the name of the process.mm_struct
within the task_struct
is the key to all memory management activities related to the
process.mm_struct
is defined in
include/linux/sched.h
as:
struct mm_struct { struct vm_area_struct * mmap; /* list of VMAs */ struct rb_root mm_rb; struct vm_area_struct * mmap_cache; /* last find_vma result */ ... ... ... unsigned long start_code, end_code, start_data, end_data; unsigned long start_brk, brk, start_stack; ... ... ... };Here the first member of importance is the
mmap
. The
mmap
contains the pointer to the list of VMAs (Virtual
Memory Areas) related to this process. Full usage of the process
address space occurs very rarely. The sparse regions used are
denoted by VMAs. So each VMA will contain information about a
single region. The VMAs are stored in struct
vm_area_struct
defined in linux/mm.h
:
struct vm_area_struct { struct mm_struct * vm_mm; /* The address space we belong to. */ unsigned long vm_start; /* Our start address within vm_mm. */ unsigned long vm_end; /* The first byte after our end address within vm_mm. */ .... .... .... /* linked list of VM areas per task, sorted by address */ struct vm_area_struct *vm_next; .... .... }
The kernel keeps track of the segments which have been allocated
to a particular process using the above structures. For each
segment, the kernel allocates a VMA. It keeps track of these
segments in the mm_struct
structures.
The kernel tracks the data segment using two variables:
start_data
and end_data
. The code segment
boundaries are in the start_code
and
end_code
variables. The stack segment is covered by
the single variable start_stack
. There is no special
variable to keep track of the BSS segment — the VMA
corresponding to the BSS accounts for it.
Let's have a look at the code for a kernel module:
1 #include <linux/init.h> 2 #include <linux/kernel.h> 3 #include <linux/module.h> 4 #include <linux/sched.h> 5 #include <linux/mm.h> 6 7 static int pid_mem = 1; 8 9 static void print_mem(struct task_struct *task) 10 { 11 struct mm_struct *mm; 12 struct vm_area_struct *vma; 13 int count = 0; 14 mm = task->mm; 15 printk("\nThis mm_struct has %d vmas.\n", mm->map_count); 16 for (vma = mm->mmap ; vma ; vma = vma->vm_next) { 17 printk ("\nVma number %d: \n", ++count); 18 printk(" Starts at 0x%lx, Ends at 0x%lx\n", 19 vma->vm_start, vma->vm_end); 20 } 21 printk("\nCode Segment start = 0x%lx, end = 0x%lx \n" 22 "Data Segment start = 0x%lx, end = 0x%lx\n" 23 "Stack Segment start = 0x%lx\n", 24 mm->start_code, mm->end_code, 25 mm->start_data, mm->end_data, 26 mm->start_stack); 27 } 28 29 static int mm_exp_load(void){ 30 struct task_struct *task; 31 printk("\nGot the process id to look up as %d.\n", pid_mem); 32 for_each_process(task) { 33 if ( task->pid == pid_mem) { 34 printk("%s[%d]\n", task->comm, task->pid); 35 print_mem(task); 36 } 37 } 38 return 0; 39 } 40 41 static void mm_exp_unload(void) 42 { 43 printk("\nPrint segment information module exiting.\n"); 44 } 45 46 module_init(mm_exp_load); 47 module_exit(mm_exp_unload); 48 module_param(pid_mem, int, 0); 49 50 MODULE_AUTHOR ("Krishnakumar. R, rkrishnakumar@gmail.com"); 51 MODULE_DESCRIPTION ("Print segment information"); 52 MODULE_LICENSE("GPL");
The module accepts the pid of the process, which it should
dissect, as its parameter (line 48). The module will go through the
list of processes in the kernel (32-37), and when it finds the
required pid, it will call the function 'print_mem
'
function which will print the details from the memory management
related data structures of the kernel.
I ran the C program given in the earlier section and, while it was still running, loaded the kernel module with the pid of the process. Please note that the program was compiledstatically (-static) rather than dynamically, to avoid the unnecessary complication of shared libraries. Here is what I got:
# ./print_segments & Pid of the process is = 3283 Addresses which fall into: 1) Data segment = 0x80a000c 2) BSS segment = 0x80a1a10 3) Code segment = 0x80481f4 4) Stack segment = 0xbffff8e4 # /sbin/insmod print_kern_ds.ko pid_mem=3283 Got the process id to look up as 3283. print_segments[3283] This mm_struct has 5 vmas. Vma number 1: Starts at 0x8048000, Ends at 0x80a0000 Vma number 2: Starts at 0x80a0000, Ends at 0x80a1000 Vma number 3: Starts at 0x80a1000, Ends at 0x80c3000 Vma number 4: Starts at 0xb7fff000, Ends at 0xb8000000 Vma number 5: Starts at 0xbffff000, Ends at 0xc0000000 Code Segment start = 0x8048000, end = 0x809fc38 Data Segment start = 0x80a0000, end = 0x80a0ec4 Stack Segment start = 0xbffffb30Let's analyze the output. According to the userland program the address 0x80a000c should fall into the data segment. This can be verified by looking into the information we got from the kernel module, on printing the Data segment starting address and VMA number 2. For the code segment, it is starting at 0x8048000 as per the kernel data structures. Also according to the userland program the address 0x80481f4 should fall into the code segment. Hence userland and kernel tallies.
Now, lets look at the Stack segment: the userland program says that the address 0xbffff8e4 should fall into it and kernel data structures states that stack will start from 0xbffffb30. In a 386-based architecture the stack grows downwards. The BSS is not stored in any particular variable of the kernel, but there is a VMA allocated for the corresponding location - from the userland program, the address 0x80a1a10 should come inside the BSS, and a look at VMA 3 makes it clear that this is the corresponding VMA for the BSS.
We have been using custom programs to explore the contents of the data
structures inside the kernel, but the kernel provides a standard interface
for us to access such information. The memory maps of a particular process
can be obtained by doing a 'cat
/proc/<pid>/maps
' where <pid> should
be the pid of the process of which we need to get the details about. When I
ran it, the program used pid 3283; here is the memory map, trimmed to
fit:
# cat /proc/3283/maps | cut -f1 -d' ' 08048000-080a0000 080a0000-080a1000 080a1000-080c3000 b7fff000-b8000000 bffff000-c0000000 ffffe000-fffff000A close look at the output shows that the first region corresponds to the code segment, the second region matches the data segment, the third is the BSS segment and the 5th region corresponds to the stack segment.
We have looked at the userland perspective of how the segments are treated for a program. Then we examined the data structures in the kernel which keep track of the segments. We verified that our assumptions are correct using userland and kernel programs. Finally we used the standard kernel interface to obtain information regarding the memory regions of a specific process.
Krishnakumar loves to hack the Linux kernel. He works
for Hewlett-Packard and is a BTech from Govt. Engg. College
Thrissur.
One extremely simply mathematical function that Octave lacks and which I required recently was the factorial function. This function is defined as:
n! = n(n-1)...2·1
So, for example, 5! = 5·4·3·2·1 =
120
. There are a number of algorithms for implementing this
function and I will cover some of them to give a good introduction
to functions in Octave. Let's begin with an iteration solution:
function answer = lg_factorial1( n ) answer = 1; for i = 2:n answer = answer * i; endfor endfunctionListing 1: lg_factorial1.m
So, a function definition in Octave is:
function name body endfunctionFunctions should be saved on their own in a text file named the same as the function itself with the extension
.m
. So
the above file would be saved as lg_factorial1.m
. When
you now try and call the function lg_factorial1()
,
Octave will search the list of directories specified by the
built-in variable LOADPATH
for files ending in ‘.m’
that have the same base name as the function name. If you want to
create a repository of functions on your computer and would like to
have LOADPATH
include that directory automatically,
you can add the line:LOADPATH = "/path/to/your/files/:"
~/.octaverc
. Octave
also checks the path specified in the built-in variable
DEFAULT_LOADPATH
which includes the current working
directory by default.
A function can take any number of arguments as a comma separated list in parentheses after the function name. Multiple return values can also be defined:
function [retval1, retval2, etc] = name( arg1, arg2, etc ) body endfunction
There are two additional rules in the mathematical definition of the factorial function:
0! = 1
n >= 0
function answer = lg_factorial2( n ) if( n < 0 ) error( "there is no definition for negative factorials" ); endif answer = 1; if( n == 0 ) return; else for i = 2:n answer = answer * i; endfor endif endfunctionListing 2: lg_factorial2.m The function first tests to ensure that the input is valid (non-negative). If it is not it throws an error using the
error()
built-in function. As well as printing the
error message, it also prints a traceback of of all the functions
leading to the error. This is very useful for programmers who are
solving complex problems with many functions as they can narrow
done the offending problem very quickly.
If the input is valid then we test for the zero case and we use
the return
command to end the function if it is true.
Unlike many other programming languages, Octave's
return
statement does not take any arguments, so it is
essential that the return value(s) are set before a
return
call is encountered as I have done with
the answer = 1
statementabove.
Now, what happens if lg_factorial2()
is called
without any arguments?
octave:1> lg_factorial2() error: `n' undefined near line 3 column 9 error: evaluating binary operator `<' near line 3, column 11 error: if: error evaluating conditional expression error: evaluating if command near line 3, column 5 error: called from `lg_factorial2' in file `/home/user/lg/lg_factorial2.m' octave:1>
We can also check to ensure that a valid number of arguments
have been passed to the function using the built-in variable
nargin
. This variable is automatically initialised to
the number of arguments passed. While we're at it, we should also
try and ensure that a valid data type is passed. Unfortunately,
Octave has no isinteger()
function but we can check
that it is a real number and not a vector. If a real non-integer is
passed it will be automatically rounded down by the range operator
(2:n
).
function answer = lg_factorial3( n ) if( nargin != 1 ) usage( "factorial( n )" ); elseif( !isscalar( n ) || !isreal( n ) ) error( "n must be a positive integer value" ); elseif( n < 0 ) error( "there is no definition for negative factorials" ); endif if( n == 0 ) answer = 1; return; else answer = prod( 1:n ); endif endfunctionListing 3: lg_factorial3.m
This example introduces the usage()
built-in
function. It is very similar to error()
in that it
prints a traceback of the functions leading up to the call to help
debugging but instead of printing "error: ...", it prints "usage:
...". The isscalar()
and isreal()
functions check that the given argument is a scalar value (as
opposed to a vector, a string, etc) and a real number (as opposed
to a complex number) respectively. The !
before them
inverts the test so that it reads as if n is not a scalar or if
n is not a real number then raise an error.
You also have noticed that I have changed the code for
calculating the factorial. I now use the built-in function
prod()
which calculates the product of the elements in
a given vector. In this case, the given vector is the range
1:n
.
In the previous article, I mentioned that Octave comes with full
documentation which is accessible through the Linux command
info
. There is also a built-in help
function for every command. For example:
octave:2> help prod prod is a built-in function -- Built-in Function: prod (X, DIM) Product of elements along dimension DIM. If DIM is omitted, it defaults to 1 (column-wise products). ... octave:3>
A "well written" function should allow the use of the help function in a similar manner. The help text is taken as the first block of non-copyright (see below) comments from a function file:
## usage: answer = lg_factorial4( n ) ## ## Returns the factorial of n (n!). n should be a positive ## integer or 0. function answer = lg_factorial4( n ) if( nargin != 1 ) usage( "factorial( n )" ); elseif( !isscalar( n ) || !isreal( n ) ) error( "n must be a positive integer value" ); elseif( n < 0 ) error( "there is no definition for negative factorials" ); endif if( n == 0 ) answer = 1; return; else answer = prod( 1:n ); endif endfunctionListing 4: lg_factorial4.m
And calling the help
function will now yield:
octave:3> help lg_factorial4 lg_factorial4 is the user-defined function from the file /home/user/lg/lg_factorial4.m usage: answer = lg_factorial4( n ) Returns the factorial of n (n!). n should be a positive integer or 0. ... octave:4>
Another common algorithm for calculating the factorial of a number is to use a recursive function (a recursive function is one that calls itself). This can be implemented in Octave (ignoring the error checking for now) as:
function answer = lg_factorial5( n ) if( n == 0 ) answer = 1; return; else answer = n * lg_factorial5( n -1 ); endif endfunctionListing 5: lg_factorial5.m
Academic use of Octave often tends to be in the form of large and time-consuming simulations. As such it is important to know how to both write quick and efficient code as well as testing the efficiency of code that you do write.
Let's begin by comparing the three algorithms above for calculating the factorial of a number. Octave has two functions for starting and stopping a "wall-clock timer":
octave:4> tic(); sleep( 10 ); toc() ans = 10.0 octave:5>
To make the comparison fair, the only checking we will perform
is if n == 0
, otherwise we will assume it is a
positive integer. We will use the program in listing 5 above, the
iterative version shown in lg_factorial6.m and the
prod()
version shown in lg_factorial7.m. The commands
executed for the comparison and the times found can be seen
here:
octave:5> tic(); for i=1:100 for n=1:100 lg_factorial5( n ); end; end; toc() ans = 23.5154919996858 octave:6> tic(); for i=1:100 for n=1:100 lg_factorial6( n ); end; end; toc() ans = 3.06905199959874 octave:7> tic(); for i=1:100 for n=1:100 lg_factorial7( n ); end; end; toc() ans = 0.537685000337660 octave:8>Firstly, the recursive function took the longest by far and this was to be expected. Just like with most other programming languages, calling functions (even recursively) requires a lot of overhead. The result that may surprise you is that the use of the
prod()
function is about six times faster than
iteration. This is because, just like Matlab, Octave is quite slow
at looping and it should be avoided wherever possible.
As I have already stated, well written and documented functions are important, especially if you wish to share your code. Some may think that the effect of checking for valid input may significantly slow a function's execution. Let's compare the iteration algorithm in lg_factorial6.m against the same algorithm but with full error checking in lg_factorial8.m:
octave:8> tic(); for i=1:100000 lg_factorial6( 10 ); end; toc() ans = 9.44780500046909 octave:9> tic(); for i=1:100000 lg_factorial8( 10 ); end; toc() ans = 17.9307480007410 octave:10>
There is clearly a difference but when you consider that each function is called 100,000 times, the added time for the error checking is only 0.000085 seconds per function call.
Another important tip to remember when writing Octave functions is to avoid resizing matrices unnecessarily. The manual itself states that if you are “building a single result matrix from a series of calculations, set the size of the result matrix first, then insert values into it.” The following is a graphic illustration at just how slow this can be:
octave:10> clear a; tic(); for i=1:100000 a(i) = i; end; toc() ans = 52.4 octave:11> a = [1]; tic(); for i=2:100000 a = [a i]; end; toc() ans = 362.247 octave:12> a=zeros(100000,1); tic(); for i=1:100000 a(i) = i; end; toc() ans = 1.42 octave:13>
Octave script files are simply a sequence of Octave commands which are evaluated as if you had typed them at the Octave prompt yourself. They are useful for setting up simulations where you wish to vary certain parameters for each run without having to re-type the commands each time, for sequences of commands that do not logically belong in a function and for automating certain tasks.
Octave scripts are placed in a file with the .m
extension in the same way that functions are but a script file
must not begin with the function
keyword. Note that variables defined in a script share the same
namespace (or scope) as variables defined at the Octave prompt.
The following is a simple example of an Octave script which calculates the time taken to create an array of integers of size specified by the user:
# An example Octave script len = input( "What size array do you wish to use for the evaluation: " ); clear a; tic(); for i=1:len a(i) = i; endfor time1 = toc(); a = [1]; tic(); for i=2:len a = [a i]; endfor time2 = toc(); a=zeros( len, 1 ); tic(); for i=1:len a(i) = i; endfor time3 = toc(); printf( "The time taken for method 1 was %.4f seconds\n", time1 ); printf( "The time taken for method 2 was %.4f seconds\n", time2 ); printf( "The time taken for method 3 was %.4f seconds\n", time3 );Listing 6: lg_calc_time.m
And once it is saved in an appropriately named file, it can be executed as follows:
octave:13> lg_calc_time What size array do you wish to use for the evaluation: 20000 The time taken for method 1 was 1.3509 seconds The time taken for method 2 was 12.8984 seconds The time taken for method 3 was 0.2850 seconds octave:14>
It is also possible to have executable Octave script files like we have executable Bash scripts. This is an excellent feature of Octave that can be very useful for large problems where a mixture of programs, tools or applications may be needed to solve the problem.
The example in listing 6 above can be easily converted to an executable Octave program by adding a single line to the beginning:
#! /usr/bin/octave -qf # An example executable Octave script len = input( "What size array do you wish to use for the evaluation: " ); ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... printf( "The time taken for method 3 was %.4f seconds\n", time3 );Listing 7: lg_calc_time.sh
Just make sure that the path to the Octave program is correct
for your system (/usr/bin/octave
), make the script
executable and run it as follows:
[barry@hiscomputer lg]$ chmod u+x lg_calc_time.sh [barry@hiscomputer lg]$ ./lg_calc_time.sh What size array do you wish to use for the evaluation: 20000 The time taken for method 1 was 1.3959 seconds The time taken for method 2 was 13.0201 seconds The time taken for method 3 was 0.2800 seconds [barry@hiscomputer lg]$If you call the script with command line arguments, then they will be available through the built-in variable
argv
and
the number of arguments will be contained in the variable
nargin
which we have already seen. A simple example of
this can be seen in lg_calc_time2.sh which is the
same as the last example except it reads the size of the array from
the command line.
## Copyright (C) 2005 Barry O'Donovan ## ## This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or ## modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public ## License as published by the Free Software Foundation; ## either version 2, or (at your option) any later version. ## ## Octave is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, ## but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied ## warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR ## PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more ## details. ## ## You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public ## License along with Octave; see the file COPYING. If not, ## write to the Free Software Foundation, 59 Temple Place - ## Suite 330, Boston, MA 02111-1307, USA. ## usage: answer = lg_factorial( n ) ## ## Returns the factorial of n (n!). n should be a positive ## integer or 0. ## Author: Barry O'Donovan <barry@ihl.ucd.ie> ## Maintainer: Barry O'Donovan <barry@ihl.ucd.ie> ## Created: February 2005 ## Version: 0.1 ## Keywords: factorial function answer = lg_factorial( n ) if( nargin != 1 ) usage( "factorial( n )" ); elseif( !isscalar( n ) || !isreal( n ) ) error( "n must be a positive integer value" ); elseif( n < 0 ) error( "there is no definition for negative factorials" ); endif if( n == 0 ) answer = 1; return; else answer = prod( 1:n ); endif endfunctionListing 8: lg_factorial.m
There are many tricks and techniques for writing efficient
Octave code. Examples include imaginative uses of the
reshape()
function for operations between elements of
the same matrix so as to avoid iteration. I would welcome all such
tips to and if I get
enough I will write them up in an article.
Barry O'Donovan graduated from the National University of Ireland, Galway
with a B.Sc. (Hons) in computer science and mathematics. He is currently
completing a Ph.D. in computer science with the Information Hiding Laboratory, University
College Dublin, Ireland in the area of audio watermarking.
Barry has been using Linux since 1997 and his current flavor of choice
is Fedora Core. He is a member of the Irish
Linux Users Group. Whenever he's not doing his Ph.D. he can usually be
found supporting his finances by doing some work for Open Hosting, in the pub with friends or running in the local
park.
By Ben Okopnik
Originally published in Issue 54 of Linux Gazette, May
2000
Last month, we took a look at some basics of creating a shell script, as well as a few of the underlying mechanisms that make it all work. This time around, we'll see how loops and conditional execution let us direct program flow in scripts, as well as looking at a few good shell-writing practices.
Often, scripts are written to automate some repetitive task; as a random example, if you have to repeatedly edit a series of files in a specific directory, you might have a script that looks like this:
#!/bin/bash for n in ~/weekly/*.txt do ae $n done echo "Done."or like this:
#!/bin/bash for n in ~/weekly/*.txt; do ae $n; done; echo "Done."The code in both does exactly the same thing - but the first version is much more readable, especially if you're building large scripts with several levels. As good general practice in writing code, you should indent each level (the commands inside the loops); it makes troubleshooting and following your code much easier.
The above control structure is called a 'for' loop - it looks for items remaining in a list (e.g., 'are there any more files, beyond the ones we have already read, that fit the "~/weekly/*.txt" template?'). If the test returns true, it assigns the name of the current item in the list to the loop variable ("n" in this case) and executes the loop body (the part between "do" and "done"), then checks again. Whenever the list runs out, 'for' stops looping and passes control to the line following the 'done' keyword - in our example, the "echo" statement.
A little trick I'd like to mention here. If you want to make the "for" loop 'spin' a certain number of times, the shell syntax can be somewhat tiresome:
#!/bin/bash for i in 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 do echo $i doneWhat a pain! If you wanted it to iterate, say, 250 times, you'd have to type all of that out! Fortunately, there's a 'shortcut' - the '
seq
' command, which prints a sequence of numbers from 1 to
the given maximum, e.g.,
#!/bin/bash for i in $(seq 15) do echo $i doneThis is functionally the same as the previous script. '
seq
'
is part of the GNU "shellutils" package and is probably already installed
on your system. There's also the option of doing this sort of iteration by
using a "while" loop, but it's a bit more tricky.
while; do; done
Often, we need a control mechanism that acts based on a specified condition rather than iterating through a list. The 'while' loop fills this requirement:
#!/bin/bash pppd call provider & while [ -n "$(ping -c 1 192.168.0.1|grep 100%)" ] do echo "Connecting..." done echo "Connection established."The general flow of this script is: we invoke '
pppd
', the PPP
paenguin... I mean, daemon :), then keep looping until an actual
connection is established (if you want to use this script, replace
192.168.0.1 with your ISPs IP address). Here are the details:
1) The "ping -c 1 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
" command sends a single
ping to the supplied IP address; note that it has to be an IP address and
not a URL - "ping
" will fail immediately due to lack of DNS
otherwise. If there's no response within 10 seconds, it will print
something like
PING xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx (xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx): 56 data bytes ping: sendto: Network is unreachable ping: wrote xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx 64 chars, ret=-1 --- xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx ping statistics --- 1 packets transmitted, 0 packets received, 100% packet loss
2) The only line we're interested in is the one that gives us the packet loss percentage; with a single packet, it can only be 0% (i.e., a successful ping) or 100%. By piping the output of "ping" through the "grep 100%" command, we narrow it down to that line, if the loss is indeed 100%; a 0% loss will not produce any output. Note that the "100%" string isn't anything special: we could have used "ret=-1", "unreachable", or anything else that's unique to a failure response.
3) The square brackets that contain the statement are a synonym for the
'test' command, which returns '0' or '1' (true or false) based on the
evaluation of whatever's inside the brackets. The '-n' operator returns
'true' if the length of a given string is greater than 0. Since the string
is assumed to be contiguous (no spaces), and the line we're checking for is
not, we need to surround the output in double quotes - this is a technique
that you will use again and again in script writing. Do note that the
square brackets require spaces around them - i.e., [-n $STRING]
won't work; [ -n $STRING ]
is correct. For more info on the
operators used with 'test', type "help test"; a number of very useful ones
are available.
4) As long as the above test returns "true" (i.e., as long as the "ping" fails), the 'while' loop will continue to execute - by printing the "Connecting..." string every ten seconds. As soon as a single ping is successful (i.e., the test returns "false"), the 'while' loop will break and pass control to the statement after "done".
"until; do; done"
The 'until' loop is the reverse of the 'while' - it continues to loop as long as the test is false, and fails when it becomes true. I've rarely had the occasion to use it; the 'while' loop and the flexibility of the available tests usually suffice, and this construct is just "syntactic sugar" for those who prefer to avoid logical inversions.
"if; then; [else]; fi"
There are many times when we need to check for the existence of a condition and branch the execution based on the result. For those times, we have the 'if' statement:
... if [ $BOSS="jerk" ] then echo 'Take this job and shove it!' else echo 'Stick around; the money is good.' fi ...<grin> I guess it's not quite that easy... but the logic makes sense. Anyway, if a variable called BOSS has been defined as "jerk" (C programmers take note: '=' and '==' are equivalent in a test statement - no assignment occurs), then the first 'echo' statement will be executed. In all other cases, the second 'echo' statement will run (if $BOSS="idiot", you'll still be working there. Sorry about that. :). Note that the 'else' statement is optional, as in this script fragment:
... if [ -n $ERROR ] then echo 'Detected an error; exiting.' exit fi ...
This routine will obviously exit if the ERROR variable is anything other than empty - but it will not affect the program flow otherwise.
"case; in; esac"
The remaining tool that we can use for conditional branching is basically a multiple 'if' statement, based on the evaluation of a test. If, for example, we know that the only possible outputs from an imaginary program called 'intel_cpu_test' are 4, 8, 16, 32, or 64, then we can write the following:
#!/bin/bash case $(intel_cpu_test) in 4) echo "You're running Linux on a calculator??";; 8) echo "That 8088 is past retirement age...";; 16) echo "A 286 kinda guy, are you?";; 32) echo "One of them new-fangled gadgets!";; 64) echo "Oooh... serious CPU envy!";; *) echo "What the heck are you running, anyway?";; esac
(Before all you folks flood me with mail about running Linux on an 8088... you can't run it on a calculator either. :)
Obviously, the "*" at the end is a catch-all: if someone at the Intel Secret Lab runs this on their new CPU (code name "UltraSuperHyperWhizBang"), we want the script to come back with a controlled response rather than a failure. Note the double semicolons - they 'close' each of the "pattern/command" sets and are (for some reason) a common error in "case/esac" constructs. Pay extra attention to yours!
break and continue
These statements interrupt the program flow in specific ways. The "break", once executed, immediately exits the enclosing loop; the "continue" statement skips the current loop iteration. This is useful in a number of situations, particularly in long loops where the existence of a given condition makes all further tests unnecessary. Here's a long (but hopefully understandable) pseudo-example:
... while [ "$hosting_party" = "true" ] do case $FOOD_STATUS in potato_chips_gone) replace_potato_chips;; peanuts_finished) refill_peanut_bowl;; pretzels_gone) open_new_pretzel_bag;; ... ... esac if [ police_on_scene ] then talk_to_nice_officers continue fi case $LIQUOR_STATUS in vodka_gone) open_new_vodka_bottle;; rum_gone) open_new_rum_bottle;; ... ... esac case $ANALYZE_GUEST_BEHAVIOR in lampshade_on_head) echo "He's been drinking";; talking_to_plants) echo "She's been smoking";; talking_to_martians) echo "They're doing LSD";; levitating_objects) echo "Who spiked my lemonade??";; ... ... ... esac done echo "Dude... what day is it?"
A couple of key points: note that in checking the status of various party supplies, you might be better off writing multiple "if" statements - both potato chips and pretzels may run out at the same time (i.e., they are not mutually exclusive). The way it is now, the chips have top priority; if two items do run out simultaneously, it will take two loops to replace them.
We can keep checking the food status while trying to convince the cops that we're actually holding a stamp-collectors' meeting (in fact, maintaining the doughnut supply is a crucial factor at this point), but we'll skip right past the liquor status - as it was, we got Joe down off the chandelier just in time...
The "continue" statement skips the last part of the "while" loop as long as the "police_on_scene" function returns 'true'; essentially, the loop body is truncated at that point. Note that even though it is actually inside the "if" construct, it affects the loop that surrounds it: both "continue" and "break" apply only to loops, i.e., "for", "while", and "until" constructs.
#!/bin/bash # "bkup" - copies specified files to the user's ~/Backup # directory after checking for name conflicts. a=$(date +%T-%d_%m_%Y) cp -i $1 ~/Backup/$1.$aInterestingly enough, shortly after finishing last month's article, I was cranking out a bit of C code on a machine that didn't have 'rcs' (the GNU Revision Control System) installed - and this script came in very handy as a 'micro-RCS'; I used it to take "snapshots" of the project status. Simple, generalized scripts of this sort become very useful at odd times...
cp: missing destination file Try `cp --help' for more information.For everyone else, and for ourselves down the road when we forget exactly how to use this tremendously complex script with innumerable options :), we need to put in error checking - specifically, syntax/usage information. Let's see how what we've just learned might apply:
#!/bin/bash if [ -z $1 ] then echo "'bkup' - copies the specified file to the user's" echo "~/Backup directory after checking for name conflicts." echo echo "Usage: bkup <filename>" echo exit fiThe '-z' operator of 'test' returns '0' (true) for a zero-length string; what we're testing for is 'bkup' being run without a filename. The very beginning is, in my opinion, the best place to put help/usage information in a script - if you forget what the options are, just run the script without any, and you'll get an instant 'refresher course' in using it. You don't even have to put in the original comments, now - note that we've basically incorporated our earlier comments into the usage info. It's still a good idea to put in comments at any non-obvious or tricky places in the script - that brilliant trick you've managed to pull off may cause you to cuss and scratch your head next year if you don't.a=$(date +%T-%d_%m_%Y) cp -i $1 ~/Backup/$1.$a
Before we wrap up playing with this script, let's give it a few more capabilities. What if you wanted to be able to send different types of files into different directories? Let's give that a shot, using what we've learned:
#!/bin/bash if [ -z $1 ] then echo "'bkup' - copies the specified file to the user's ~/Backup" echo "directory tree after checking for name conflicts." echo echo "Usage: bkup filename [bkup_dir]" echo echo "bkup_dir Optional subdirectory in '~/Backup' where the file" echo " will be stored." echo exit fi if [ -n $2 ] then if [ -d ~/Backup/$2 ] then subdir=$2/ else mkdir -p ~/Backup/$2 subdir=$2/ fi fi a=$(date +%T-%d_%m_%Y) cp -i $1 ~/Backup/$subdir$1.$aHere is the summary of changes:
1) The comment section of the help now reads "...directory tree" rather than just "directory", indicating the change we've made.
2) The "Usage:" line has been expanded to show the optional (as shown by the square brackets) argument; we've also added an explanation of how to use that argument, since it might not be obvious to someone else.
3) An added "if" construct that checks to see if $2 (a second argument to 'bkup') exists; if so, it checks for a directory with the given name under "~/Backup", and creates one if it does not exist (the "-d" tests if the file exists and is a directory).
4) The 'cp' command now has a 'subdir' variable tucked in between "Backup/" and "$1".
Now, you can type things like
bkup my_new_program.c c bkup filter.awk awk bkup filter.awk filters bkup Letter_to_Mom.txt docsetc., and sort everything into whatever categories you like. Plus, the old behavior of "bkup" is still available -
bkup file.xyz
will send a backup of "file.xyz" to the "~/Backup" directory itself; useful for files that fall outside of your sorting criteria.
By the way: why are we appending a "/" to $2 in the "if" statement instead of right in the "cp" line? Well, if $2 doesn't exist, then we want 'bkup' to act as it did originally, i.e., send the file to the "Backup" directory. If we write something like
cp -i $1 ~/Backup/$subdir/$1.$a
(note the extra "/" between $subdir and $1), and $2 isn't specified, then $subdir becomes blank, and the line above becomes
cp -i $1 ~/Backup//$1.$a
- not that it hurts anything, but we want to stick with standard shell syntactic practice wherever possible (since shell quirks, such as a double '/' being ignored, are not guaranteed to stick around.)
In fact, it's a really good idea to consider all the possibilities whenever you're building variables into a string; a classic mistake of that sort can be seen in the following script -
DO NOT USE THIS SCRIPT! #!/bin/bash # Written by Larry, Moe, and Shemp - the Deleshun PoWeR TeaM!!! # Checked by Curly: "Why, soitainly it woiks! Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!" # All you've gotta do is enter the name of this file followed by # whatever you want to delete - directories, dot files, multiple # files, anything is OK! rm -rf $1* DO NOT USE THIS SCRIPT!
Well, at least they commented it. :)
What happens if somebody does run "three_stooges", and doesn't enter a parameter? The active line in the script becomes
rm -rf *
Assuming that you're Joe User in your home directory, the result is pretty horrible - it'll wipe out all of your personal files. It becomes a catastrophe if you're the root user in the root directory - the entire system goes away!!
Viruses seem like such friendly, harmless things about now...
Be careful with your script writing. As you have just seen, you have the power to destroy your entire system in a blink.
Unix was never designed to keep people from doing stupid things, because that policy would also keep them from doing clever things. -- Doug Gwyn Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself - and then a couple more feet, just to be sure. -- Eric Allman
The philosophy makes sense: unlimited power in the tools, restriction by permissions - but it imposes a responsibility: you must take appropriate care. As a corollary, whenever you're logged in as root, do not run any shell scripts that are not provably harmless (note the Very Large assumptions hanging off that phrase - "provably harmless"...)
Next month, we'll take a look at some tools that are commonly used in shell scripts - tools that may be very familiar to you as command-line utilities - and explore how they may be connected together to produce desired results. We'll also dissect a couple of scripts - mine, if no one else is brave enough to send in the results of their keyboard concoctions. (Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. :)
I welcome all comments and corrections in regard to this series of articles,
as well as any interesting scripts that you may send in. All flames will
be sent to /dev/null
(oh no, it's full...)
Until next month -
Happy Linuxing!
What's this script do? 'unzip; touch; finger; mount; gasp; yes; umount; sleep' Hint for the answer: not everything is computer-oriented. Sometimes you're in a sleeping bag, camping out with your girlfriend.'' -- Frans van der Zande
References
The "man" pages for 'bash', 'seq', 'ping', 'grep'
The "help" command for 'for', 'while', 'until', 'if', 'case', 'test', 'break', 'continue'
"Introduction to Shell Scripting - The Basics" in the previous issue
Ben is the Editor-in-Chief for Linux Gazette and a member of The Answer Gang.
Ben was born in Moscow, Russia in 1962. He became interested in electricity
at the tender age of six, promptly demonstrated it by sticking a fork into
a socket and starting a fire, and has been falling down technological
mineshafts ever since. He has been working with computers since the Elder
Days, when they had to be built by soldering parts onto printed circuit
boards and programs had to fit into 4k of memory. He would gladly pay good
money to any psychologist who can cure him of the recurrent nightmares.
His subsequent experiences include creating software in nearly a dozen
languages, network and database maintenance during the approach of a
hurricane, and writing articles for publications ranging from sailing
magazines to technological journals. After a seven-year Atlantic/Caribbean
cruise under sail and passages up and down the East coast of the US, he is
currently anchored in St. Augustine, Florida. He works as a technical
instructor for Sun Microsystems and a private Open Source consultant/Web
developer. His current set of hobbies includes flying, yoga, martial arts,
motorcycles, writing, and Roman history; his Palm Pilot is crammed full of
alarms, many of which contain exclamation points.
He has been working with Linux since 1997, and credits it with his complete
loss of interest in waging nuclear warfare on parts of the Pacific Northwest.
Hardware I/O is important to quite a few people but the traditional way in which Windows and Linux treat I/O is far from ideal. In this article we will look at these traditional ways, and show a new way which makes Linux a clear winner over Windows for hardware I/O.
Who cares about hardware I/O, where a computer directly controls hardware?
Hobbyists love hardware I/O to control microprocessors, motors, robots, their home and more. For example in the February 2004 Linux Gazette, Pramode C.E. interfaced Linux to a PIC microprocessor (see "Let's Build a Cool Linux Toy").
Engineering students who do subjects in electronics and computing often need to interface their computer to hardware. This can make great projects and to be used to test constructed hardware.
Industry needs cheap and powerful controllers for
manufacturing and serious hardware control. In many cases Linux
works just fine, especially with some of the real time extensions
that can be added. To read about real time extensions see the GPL
RTAI at http://www.aero.polimi.it/~rtai
or the free RTLinux from FSM Labs at www.fsmlabs.com
At RMIT University where I work we have a security system based
on Redhat 6.1 that has been operational for some 8 years. It has
briefly crashed twice, once due to the log file filling the hard
disk and once due to a problem with the database engine.
DOS, Windows 95 and Windows 98 did not block I/O access in any way so command line or GUI programs could happily control I/O. This made I/O access easy but created both a vulnerability and a security hole. A misbehaving application could accidentally access any I/O address and so create havoc with network cards or hard disks. A malicious application could deliberately access networks or disks, and possibly wipe the entire hard disk.
Even if these problems are acceptable to you there is worse - none of these operating systems are supported by Microsoft and most of the newer applications and development tools do not run on them. Few people want to run such old systems so anything you create most probably wont be used by anyone else.
Windows 2000, NT, ME and XP all block I/O access by using
security features build into the x86 microprocessor core. You would think
this meant no I/O access is possible but - yes, there is a hack. For
example, two programs called giveio.sys
and
totalio.sys
can be used to bypass I/O security; you can
download giveio.sys
to suit Windows XP from http://www.physik.rwth-aachen.de/group/IIIphys/CMS/tracker/en/silicon/arcs_nt.html.
Such programs have several problems. Firstly, most of them give I/O access to every port, or access to a limited range of I/O for every application. Perhaps more important is the fact that these programs are hacks, and the very next Microsoft security update may render them useless. In fact, the existence of these I/O programs represents a security weakness for Windows so Microsoft should be finding ways to block their action.
Traditional Linux I/O restricts I/O access to the root user, or to device drivers which run in kernel space. For applications running under root privilege, the C code function ioperm() can give access a limited range of I/O ports between 0 and 0x3FF. The C code function iopl() can give access to all I/O ports (0 to 0xFFFF) and allow the application to turn interrupts on and off. See the UNIX info pages on both these functions for more details.
On close inspection none of these methods are really acceptable. It is very foolish to work as root during software development as a simple mistake can delete key parts of the operating system and so make your system crash and burn. Running an application with root privileges opens up all the vulnerability and security problems found with DOS and Windows 98. Writing kernel drivers is no better as they have the same security weaknesses and are significantly more difficult to write and debug compared to normal applications.
On the face of it, it seems as if Linux is little better than Windows for hardware I/O. It has the same weaknesses but at least I/O access will not disappear with the next security update.
Linux allows significant manipulation of the permissions and ownership of running software processes. It is possible to link together several well defined Linux features to create a bullet-proof method that will allow a user-level program to have I/O access to a limited range of I/O, typically just a parallel printer port or serial port. This means no security weaknesses and very easy programming of hardware I/O.
The tricks used to make this happen are as follows -
su - root # become root, give password when requested. chown root IO_enabler # make root the owner of the enabling program. chmod u+s IO_enabler # set the SUID bit.
The I/O enabling program is run and first enables I/O access but only to the desired ports - typically all parallel printer ports and the serial ports. This is done using the C function ioperm().
Optionally the process priority can be set using the C function setpriority(). A higher priority will ensure the application about to be started experiences fewer delays as other process run at a lower priority.
The I/O enabling program then drops down to the privileges of the real user who started it using the C functions setgid() and setuid(). These functions do not effect the I/O access permissions or process priority.
The I/O enabling program then loads the application program over its own code space by using the C function execvp(). This means the application program is now running with user (not root) privileges, and with I/O access limited to only those I/O ports enabled by the trusted I/O enabling program.
Running an application becomes quite simple -
./IO_enabler ./application_program parameter_1 parameter_2 ......
The code behind the I/O enabling program is surprisingly short -
/*--- optionally set process priority, 0= normal, -20 highest, +20 lowest.*/ setpriority( PRIO_PROCESS, -10, 0) ; /*--- get access to the ports.*/ if (ioperm(0x378, 3, 1)) perror("Failed ioperm lp0 on") ; /*--- remove root privileges.*/ setgid( getgid() ) ; setuid( getuid() ) ; /*--- overwrite code space with the application program, send arguments to the application program.*/ execvp(argv[1], &argv[1]) ; /*--- if get here exec must have failed.*/ perror(" execv failed") ;
[ Note: in general, creating SUID programs without understanding all the security implications of doing so can be very dangerous. Do try this at home... but read much and consider deeply before you do. -- Ben ]
Here are a few real bits of code to get started. Unless otherwise stated, compile a program ( lets call it 'x') as follows -
gcc -o x x.c
lp_tty_start.c: this I/O enabler allows access to the standard three printer ports and four serial ports but nothing else. Ensure it is owned by root with the UID bit set as described earlier in this article.
port_write_then_read.c: this will write a single byte to an I/O port and read back the new value of the I/O port. It is probably best to use /dev/lp0 data port (888) to test this program. To ensure that your /dev/lp0 is active, reboot your machine and go into the BIOS setup. Ensure the parallel port is in either "compatible", "SPP", or "bidirectional" mode. Remember to save your BIOS settings on exiting the setup screens. Start the program as follows to write 85 (55 hex or 01010101 binary) to the /dev/lp0 data port which will come out on pins 2 to 9 -
./lp_tty_start ./port_read_then_write 888 85
iopl_start.c is another I/O enabler based around the iopl() function. This gives access to all I/O ports (0 to 0xFFFF) and has the ability to enable and disable interrupts. Like lp_tty_start it must be owned by root and have the SUID bit set.
blockio.c must be started with iopl_start. It will turn off interrupts and hang your machine for about 8 seconds, as well as causing pin D0 of /dev/lp0 to output a 500 kHz squarewave. After 8 seconds the program will terminate normally and your machine will resume its usual operations.
Start this as follows -
./iopl_start ./blockio
hide_lp_tty_start is a script file that shows how to hide the fact that your program was started using lp_tty_start. Unfortunately programs started thus way must take a fixed set of parameters. The application is simply a read of the data port of lp0 using port_read.c. Start it as follows -
./hide_lp_tty_start
What ports have you got? The code below implements a program that will check which serial and parallel ports are active and available on your machine. To make the program easy to run, the code is designed to be executed as root (not really a security issue, as you have the source and can see the code is benign).
main.c shows the basic flow of the code, and the instructions for use.
pp_access.h and pp_access.c form a neatly packaged parallel port access module that can save and restore the parallel port state, and help manipulate the bits in the port. You may want to reuse this module in your own applications.
serial_access.h and serial_access.c provide a similar functionality for the serial port.
make_pp_serial_check is a script file that compiles the code above to make an executable. Compile the code using make_pp_serial_check and execute the program (./pp_serial_check) as root with no parameters to see the instructions. The program can identify whether ports exist and perform a simple loopback test as further verification that the port works.
Remaining dangers: the software dangers of using I/O have been largely eliminated by using the I/O enabling programs shown in this article but one danger does remain - if you fail to design the hardware circuitry properly, or mis-wire it, then you can blow up your precious parallel port (serial ports carry only signals, and are therefore much harder to damage.) Fortunately, there are a few simple warnings and a few simple circuits that can protect your ports. If there is enough response to this article then perhaps we can follow up with an article on safe hardware interfacing.
Where to now? This article has shown how user-level programs can safely access I/O in a very simple manner. Linux should now be the operating system of choice for all hardware I/O. It should be the operating system of choice for engineering students, computer science students, hobbyists and industry that uses hardware I/O.
Linux can access not only the standard ports such as the printer port; it can also connect to many of the plug-in cards that provide more sophisticated functions, such as relay cards and high speed analogue I/O.
What is needed is a wider range of I/O projects visible on the web so students, hobbyists, and practicing engineers have a head start when they create projects. New projects are needed and a lot of those old DOS projects need to be updated and ported to Linux. Can you be part of the Open Source community and help?
PJ Radcliffe is a senior lecturer at RMIT University in Melbourne
Australia. His career started as an electronics/microprocessor engineer at
Ericsson followed by consulting work in hardware and software, then an
academic position at RMIT. Teaching has become a great pleasure, especially
when linked with technologies and issues relevant to the workplace. In 2004
he received an award for "Student Centred Learning" from RMIT.
For many years he was a Microsoft junkie - but then had to run a lecture
series on Linux, and got hooked. Who wouldn't be? Linux can be used as a
turn-key GUI like Windows, a powerful server, and to control hardware.
His interests apart from Linux, software and hardware are... ( I'll
remember in a tick)... (context switch)... a lovely wife who hates
computers (the other women in my life, you see), three really nice kids,
and a rather large garden.
/* Sample 1. */ main() { }
/* Sample 2. */ #include <stdio.h> int main() { return 0; }
What is important while writing code is not the caution but the approach - but at times, it is good to be skeptical about your C programs to some extent. Not necessarily the logic, but the compiler you are using.
The GNU C compiler provides several options for compiling a piece of code; the more options you know, the more useful (and the more confusing) it can be. I have aliased the GCC front-end cc like this:
alias cc='gcc -Wall --pedantic-errors -Wstrict-prototypes'
The option --pedantic-errors helps me make my C programs adhere to strict ANSI standards. GCC provides several extensions to the C language, which are often either unnoticed or taken for granted due to people's assumptions. Here, I am going to give a brief description on one such extension - nesting of functions.
In the article Functional Programming with Python, a function or a procedure is said to have some analogy to mathematical functions. If 'x' is a variable, then we have a function f(x) which does some operations on 'x' to give some value 'y'. Hence we have:
y = f(x)
The article also briefly describes closures. A closure is a property associated with functions; when a function manipulates input and produces output which holds the features and characteristics of the input, then the function is said to possess (we should say 'satisfy' instead of 'possess') the closure property.
[ The above definition is, perhaps, less rigorous than it could be; the standard definition of 'closure' in programming is a data structure that contains both a function and a set of variables defining the environment in which that function will be executed. -- Ben ]
For example: consider the set of natural numbers 'N'. If x1 and x2 are elements in the set N, and the function f(x) is an addition (by binary operator `+') of x1 and x2 then addition has the closure property. Since sum of x1 and x2 is again a natural number, we can say that the binary operator '+' satisfies the closure property over the set of natural numbers.
Programming languages like Python and LISP support nesting of functions. The above mentioned article explains with an example in Python. An example for LISP is given below:
(defun foo (a) (defun bar (b) (+ b 1)) (+ a (bar 3))) (setq a (foo 4)) (print a)
The function `bar' is nested and defined inside the definition of `foo'. `bar' increments and returns the parameter that it takes, and `foo' returns the sum of the return value of `bar' invoked with parameter 3 and the parameter that it takes. The variable `a' then is set to:
3 + 1 + 4 = 8Hence, `a's value is printed as 8.
This feature of function nesting is seen in the C language, as an extension of GCC. Compiling the code below, with the --pedantic-errors option enabled, will tell you that `ISO C forbids nested functions' - but the code will compile cleanly without the option. Check out the code:
/* compile it with gcc --pedantic-errors filename.c*/ #include <stdio.h> #include <stdlib.h> int main() { void foo() { printf("Hello World\n"); } foo(); return 0; }Like local variables, nesting of functions will restrict the scope of the function in which it is defined. For the above example, the binding of function foo is not visible outside main. The association between identifiers and the place to store their values is called binding, and scope refers to the part of the code where the binding of the identifier is visible.
Consider another example given below:
#include <stdio.h> #include <stdlib.h> int main() { int x; x = 10; { float x; x = 4.2 } return 0; }
In the above example, `x' has two bindings with respect to main. But if we remove the declaration float x;, then the binding will be same throughout.
Consider a binary search algorithm performed over a list of sorted numbers. The code can be seen here, in listing 1.
We can localize the array 'A' and the function 'binary_search' to 'main' if we don't have any other functions that need to access 'binary_search'; an example of this can be seen here, in listing2.
Now both 'A' and 'binary_search' are within the lexical scope of 'main'; hence, they are enclosed in the same scope. Let us define lexical scoping a bit more: Lexical Scope is the scope defined by the structure of the code.
A language with lexical scoping can support function definitions within another function. With this, the nested function gets access to the local variables defined in the enclosing scope, and is itself visible during the definition of the function being nested. That is:
#include <stdio.h> #include <stdlib.h> int main() { int x=10; void foo() { printf("hello\n"); } int y=20; void bar() { printf("World\n"); } }Here, only the binding of 'x' is visible to 'foo', whereas 'bar' can "see" the binding of 'x', 'foo', and 'y'. We can now say that the textual arrangement determines the lexical scope. Now, what if function 'foo' wants to access function 'bar'? One of the options here would be to declare the prototype of 'bar' before the definition of 'foo'. See the listing below:
#include <stdio.h> #include <stdlib.h> int main() { int x=10; auto void bar(void); void foo() { printf("Hello\n"); bar(); } int y=20; void bar() { printf("World\n"); } foo(); return 0; }
Thomas M. Bruel's paper on lexical closures in C++ describes this as a method to allow definition of mutually recursive functions at inner lexical levels. Removing the 'auto' keyword will give a warning message. Try it! (Refer to Section A.8.1 in Storage Class Specifiers by Kernighan & Ritchie for clarification and details.)
The other type of scoping is dynamic scoping, in which the active call stack handles name resolution during run time. To make it more clear, see listing3.
'x' in function 'foo' is a non-local reference, but it is local to function 'bar'. The print statement in function 'main' is also a non-local reference. If C was a dynamically scoped language (thank god that it isn't), then reference to 'x' in function 'foo' would be bound to its definition in the function 'bar'. However, C is a lexically scoped language, and thus reference to 'x' in function 'foo' is bound to its global definition. If we run this program, the output will be '1', not '0'.
Now consider the following (listing4): we have the definition of function 'add' within the scope of 'init_add'. It is interesting to note that 'add' refers to the parameter 'i', which is passed to the function 'init_add'. For the function 'init_add', the binding of 'i' is retained (even inside the function 'add') until 'init_add' returns. Now, from the mathematical definition of 'closure', the function 'add' is said to "close over" the parameter 'i'; therefore, 'add' satisfies the closure property over 'i', and this is termed a lexical closure, in which the lexical scoping is preserved (the reference for 'i' is not overridden by any other local definition of 'i' - not that there are any).
It should be clear by now that lexical scoping provides several advantages. Functions can be made reentrant and hence the compiled machine code will be reentrant. Local declarations can be stored in registers (in an optimized way) which eliminates the symbol references upon compilation (an optimization performed by the compiler.) We are no longer restricted to declaring all variables global (a very bad practice leading to problems like variable suicide among others) and passing parameters to every function that is invoked.
I completed my B. Tech in Computer Science & Engineering from a small town
called Trichur, in Kerala, God's Own Country in India. Presently I am
working in Naturesoft Pvt. Ltd, Chennai, India as a Programmer. I spend my
free time reading books on Linux and exploring the same. Also, I have a
good appetite for Physics. My motive in life is to go forward, onward and
upward.
By Mark Seymour
Snow is falling outside my window as I write this, so it's still officially winter. But this month we'll leverage off our winter sports company logo to discuss the basics of logos and logotypes.
The AlpineGear logo, just to be confusing, is actually a logotype, or a logo constructed solely from letters or words. We could refer to logotypes as a subgroup of logos, but there isn't a different word for a logo that's just an image rather than text, so this system is illogical:
If someone knows of a word that would be more representative than the "logo:logo" construct, or can make up a good one, let me know.
As I noted in the January column, a pure logo (that darnedlogo:logo naming problem again) is an icon, a picture, a 'bug' that communicates the image (and hopefully, if only subconsciously, the name) of the company without additional words. Companies that sell products (something that needs to be recognizable at a distance, whether on a building or a shelf) often use logos, and for companies where instant recognition (from a freeway at high speed, for example) is important, this is a defining quality of the mark.
Here are some well-known examples (well, to Linux users, anyway):
Note that the first and last images are capable of communicating the name of the company (at least to English-speakers, though even in other languages they'll know what it refers to) to someone who has never seen the logo before, or may never have heard of the company before. Now that's good design!
An entire study could probably be done just on logos using various ring images:
Isn't the mind amazing? There's not a name in sight, and yet you know who these represent, don't you?
Here are some familiar logos that incorporate letters or words into a logo-shaped image and, while very recognizable (even at a distance), are neither pure logos or pure logotypes (by my definition, anyway):
Without prior knowledge, of course, you couldn't determine from these designs that BMW stands for Bayerische Motoren Werke (or that the logo is derived from a spinning propeller, since BMW really started out as Bayerische Flugzeug-Werke, making aircraft engines during World War One), or that CNN stands for Cable News Network, or that IBM stands for International Business Machines, or especially that LG doesn't stand for anything (though it's apparently derived from their product lines, two of which are 'Lucky' and 'Goldstar', and represents the 'Face of the Future'). Virgin, of course, is into so many business segments now (including space travel) that almost any other logo would be too limiting.
Oftentimes, to provide otherwise obscure name information, the company will settle on a combination logo/logotype:
But fewer and fewer people know that Henry Ford perfected the assembly line and made cars cheap enough for the working man to own. (Among car company names, even fewer people remember the racing career of R.E. Olds, founder of the Oldsmobile company, let alone the line of trucks by his REO company.) GSK reportedly paid a million dollars for the 'guitar pick' logo and then had to settle a suit with the pork producers (not that I'm implying any similarity, of course, in shape, type style, bleed, or other graphical aspects):
A logotype is the company name used in a particular typography that, hopefully, also communicates the image of the company. Here are some recent examples from the Internet (the Mapquest and Yahoo! logotypes even come complete with their own punctuation, though I'm never sure if that Mapquest logo is excited or just sweating):
And, just to be fair (as if; see caveat below), the Gates Empire logotype and logo/logotype:
Here are some more, from various points on the economic compass. These are designed to work well at different sizes, which is important when you're using it on everything from signage to small objects or packaging:
The true classic among logotypes, of course, is this one:
Along with the trademarked shape of the original glass bottle, it is the most widely recognized brand symbol in the world. (If a designer were to emulate it today, including its illegal drug reference and obscure agricultural product reference and archaic script design, he'd likely be fired by the client.)
But, even with the best of intentions, sometimes you never know how your logo is going to end up being used:
Companies often can't make up their minds whether they want a logo or a logotype, and so they end up with a mark that's both (and often doesn't work well as either):
Most of these, like many current logos and logotypes, violate my old typography instructor's adage about not using all-caps: it's not nearly as readable, especially in small sizes, as upper and lower case. (Though the Fandango and Citizens logos try to cheat by using a big leading cap with the small caps; the late Professor Arnold Bank, bless him, would give them all a bad grade.)
These four examples show why you should make a choice early on, and get the client to agree. Remember, as we showed above, the best logos stand on their own without any text, and the best logotypes don't have any imagery attached. As Chuco might have said in a graphic designer's cut of The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly: "If you're going to logo, logo. If you're going to logotype, logotype". My sentiments exactly.
[Caveat for the following: I worked for Apple/Claris for a dozen years, and still do my own work on a Macintosh. I was even involved for awhile at Regis McKenna Advertising when Apple barely existed, during the time the striped logo was born. It took weeks, and many thousands of dollars in color separations, to determine the exact percentages of four-color-process used in the now-almost-forgotten rainbow stripes. (And, no, the stripes had nothing to do with the gay pride movement when they started or when they ended.) For those interested in the history of these changes, see the Kelley Ad site for some of the earliest work on the Apple logo, along with this list of sites of Apple history.]
Note that companies like Apple may use a logo in one situation on a product and a logotype in another situation, but not usually both in combination; this avoids excessive and sometimes difficult trademarking requirements (remember to multiply your trademark registration by about 50 for worldwide coverage; see these lists of trademarks from both Apple and Microsoft for how many logotypes may need to be designed and trademarked for a large client):
Logos or logotypes may change, due to graphic style changes or market pressures, during the company's lifetime. The Apple logo is a classic example:
Even when they decided to kill the text portion of the logo and just concentrate on the fruit, it was redesigned (or at least recolored) many times over the years:
Sometimes more than one variant existed at the same time, for differing uses; the solid red and solid black logos were used alongside each other for many years, and the white logo appeared at first only on brown cardboard product boxes. The Aqua logo, of course, ushered in the OS X era, and engendered an entire new graphic gestalt now used for products and services totally unrelated to the Macintosh, or even computers.
Other than a trip down memory lane for those Apple fanatics among us (so sue me; this column is free), what have we learned from this review of corporate marks about designing logos and/or logotypes?
First off, decide what's important. Is the name of the company (Fred's Shoes) the most vital information, or is it having brand recognition (Nike) no matter where the mark appears? If it's the name, consider a logotype. If it's a universal mark, consider a logo.
Weigh the need to have both a 'bug' and the company name as part of the design. My own work is often done under the trademark 'Proofmark' for design jobs or Proofmark Publishing, and I use a mythological beast as my icon:
While my gryphon often sits alongside or atop the Proofmark logotype, it is not a required part of it. The two pieces can coexist, with different positioning or scaling as appropriate, or appear separately; this gives my own corporate identity more flexibility. If, for instance, I was producing a piece for or sending an invoice to some country or organization that disliked mythological beasts (and don't think they don't exist), I could leave it off without having to totally rework all my pieces.
This points out the need to review the scope of the use of the logo. Is it for Fred's Shoes, and won't be seen outside the circulation of the local newspaper or the range of the local television station? (You did think about how it was going to be used in video images, didn't you? Or in PowerPoint presentations?) Or is it for some multinational corporation whose products are sold in 172 countries? If it's global, you need to worry about your logo symbology and how it will be perceived in those markets; dogs aren't perceived well in certain countries, and other images can appear either too sacred, like crosses, or too profane, like body parts, in some cultures. If you're using a name or word, does it translate into something counterproductive (the famed 'Nova' car from Chevrolet; meaning 'no go', it didn't sell in Latin America for some reason) or downright obscene in another language?
How many countries your mark will be used in drives how many trademark applications you'll have to make. (See http://www.inta.org/ for help with this.) Remember, however, that you should protect your marks even in countries where, for the moment, you're not selling or even planning to sell; graymarket (quasi-legal) or blackmarket sales can be used to defeat your trademark in those and other countries. Real words (screwdriver or feather) are going to be harder to trademark; this is why there's an entire industry built around naming products with nonsensical or semi-recognizable names.
Then there's scalability and legibility.
Scalability means you can use the mark really big or really small, and have it be recognizable at either extreme:
Don't think you'll ever need it really big? What about when the client wants it to fill the entire back wall of her store? Or a street-level billboard? Don't think you'll ever need it really small? Take out your designer sunglasses and look at the logo or logotype on the inside of the temples. That's small.
Legibility means the mark is readable against a wide range of backgrounds; using different color ways can seriously improve legibility, especially in smaller sizes:
But there are cases where you, as the designer, will just have to stamp your pretty little boot-shod foot and insist that, in order for your precious logo design to work, all underlying screen images, corporate identity paper, bus stop transparencies, box cardboard, and email backgrounds will have to represent the color PMS 666. (Just kidding; a cool designer would specify a Toyo color, right?)
Insisting that a mark must sit on a specified color has its own limitations, of course; paper doesn't always come in the right color for a particular usage (laser printers, box board), and you can't afford to print four-color-process on every job. It also binds your hands when you're designing for the Web, as photos and small text don't show well on a colored background.
Mostly, you should start the design with white as a background; paper always comes that way, and most electronic media display white as a default. However, there are going to be times where, for cost or marketing or political reasons (printing on recycled paper, for instance), you will have to use your mark on a background that's a color. This is where a universal mark (if there is such a thing; I can think of situations, like metallic labels, where almost no color other than black works well) or a predetermined range of 'legal' logo colors comes in handy.
Font usage has become more critical, as well, since so much corporate information is now being presented via the Web. Using cross-platform and cross-browser fonts can reduce how much data needs to be generated as images and how much can relied on to be in the viewer's font list. (This column, for instance, is set to display in the generic fonts on your machine.) Anything that is spec'd for a particular font runs the risk (or near-certainty) of 'blowing up' on a viewer's computer. Any piece that must be imported as a graphic image slows down web file transfer, and runs the risk of printing incorrectly.
Let's analyze our own logo against these criteria:
It's a logotype, pure and simple. It will have to be provided electronically as a PNG or similar format, as few computers will have the fonts in residence, but it prints well, both in commercial and desktop forms.
It scales well: but does better small, as do most logos, in one color:
We've provided it in several colorways, for good legibility in different media:
It totally fails as a recognizable mark outside English-speaking countries, unless it garners enough familiarity (think Adidas, Nike, Kodak, Apple, even Microsoft) for that not to matter. Of course, that may be enough marketplace for even a large company, and people using the Internet in other countries are used to dealing with English-only websites. (Note, however, that we provided access on the Landing Page in the February column to translated pages for customers in major non-English-speaking markets.)
I hope this has helped you analyze your own logo projects. As ever, let me know if there's a particular aspect of design you'd like covered.
I started doing graphic design in junior high school, when it was still
the Dark Ages of technology. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were both eleven
years old, and the state of the art was typing copy on Gestetner masters.
I've worked on every new technology since, but I still own an X-acto knife
and know how to use it.
I've been a freelancer, and worked in advertising agencies, printing
companies, publishing houses, and marketing organizations in major
corporations. I also did a dozen years [1985-1997] at Apple Computer; my
first Macintosh was a Lisa with an astounding 1MB of memory, and my current
one is a Cube with a flat screen.
I've had a website up since 1997, and created my latest one in 2004. I'm
still, painfully, learning how web design is different from, but not
necessarily better than, print.
Unless you have been living under a rock for the past few years, you must have heard about instant messaging and how it has changed the world of communications over the Internet. According to http://www.webopedia.com, Instant Messaging (IM) is a service that alerts users when their friends or colleagues are on line and allows them to communicate in real time through private online chat areas. Two of the most popular IM services are AOL Instant Messenger (AIM) and MSN Messenger. Unfortunately, most of the publicly available servers use proprietary protocols that only allow you to communicate with users on the same system. These systems are not compatible with each other and can't be accessed from other clients.
Jabber is an open source implementation of the IM server that aims to change this. It uses streaming XML protocols that are free, open, and public. These protocols have been formalized by the Internet Engineering Task Force (IETF) as the approved instant messaging and presence technology under the name of XMPP. The first Jabber technologies were developed in 1998 by Jeremie Miller and is now used on thousands of servers world-wide to enable millions of users to communicate with each other.
The biggest advantage of the Jabber server when compared with commercial IM servers is that, since it is open source, anyone can run a Jabber server and it can be restricted to a specific community like a company work force or a group of friends. In this article, I will document the steps I took to set up a Jabber server and how I managed to overcome the difficulties I faced. Hopefully this will make it easier for you to set up your own Jabber server.
Before we compile the server, we need to make some changes to the system on which we'll be installing the server to make it more secure. The first thing we have to do is create a new user so the Jabberd server process is not run as root. This is highly recommended, since running server processes as root is a pretty bad idea.
Now, you might be wondering why that's the case. Right? Well, imagine this scenario: a buffer overflow flaw is discovered in the Jabberd server code and before a fix for it has been written a script-kiddy who has hated you since you stole his place in the 5th grade cafeteria finds out that you are running a version of the server that is vulnerable to the attack and decides to hack you. Now, if you are running the server as root, he would have you at his mercy, as he would have full control of the server and he could do whatever he wanted with it. On the other hand, if you were running it as another user, he would still have to jump through a lot of hoops to get root access and hopefully he would set off some kind of alarm before he gets it, allowing you to catch him. Convinced yet? No? Well it's your funeral...
To add a user to the server, run the following command as root:
adduser jabber
. Then, choose a password for the account
by running the following command: passwd jabber
.
After changing the password, we need to create a directory where
the jabberd process will store its logs and pids. You do it by
running the following commands:
mkdir -p /usr/local/var/jabberd/pid/
mkdir -p /usr/local/var/jabberd/log/
Once the directories are created, we need to change the ownership of
the directories so that the user jabber can write to them. We do
this by running the following commands:
chown -R jabber:jabber /usr/local/var/jabberd/pid/
chown -R jabber:jabber /usr/local/var/jabberd/log
Since Jabber is an Open Source project, there are multiple implementations of the Jabber server. A list of some of the servers is available at: http://www.jabber.org/software/servers.shtml. I decided to use the Jabberd 2.x implementation of the server as I already had the source for the server on my computer. Also, it wasn't possible to download another server source due to the recent hack of the Jabber Studio servers and the subsequent shutdown of the download section of the site while they figured out what was going on.
Hopefully, by the time you read this, their machines should be back to normal and you will be able to download the latest version of Jabberd from their site.
First thing we have to do after we download the source is to
uncompress it by issuing the following command: tar -zxf
jabberd-2.0s2.tar.gz
. Then we change our current working
directory to the jabberd source directory by issuing the following
command: cd jabberd-2.0s2
The jabberd server has a lot of configuration options that can
be set during the initial configuration. To see a list of all the
options available run the following command: ./configure
--help.
I decided to go with the default settings so I used
the following command to configure the install process:
./configure
Once the configure script has finished running without giving
any errors, we can go ahead and compile the program by issuing the
following command: make
. Once this is done, we
install the server by running: make install
as
root.
By default, jabberd uses MySQL to store the user data, so we'll need to
setup a new MySQL database that jabberd can access. There is a script in
the 'tools' subdirectory of the jabberd source that makes this really easy
to do. To run the script issue the following command:
mysql -u
root -p < tools/db-setup.mysql
Enter the MySQL root password when you are prompted for it. This
script creates a new database and populates it with tables that the
jabberd server requires. Once the script finishes running, we need
to create a user called jabberd2 in MySQL to allow jabberd to
manipulate the database. This is done by issuing the following
command:
mysql -u root -p
.
Now enter the root password when you are prompted for it and you
will get the MySQL command prompt. At this prompt enter the
following command:
GRANT select,insert,delete,update ON jabberd2.* to jabberd2
at localhost IDENTIFIED by 'examplepassword';
replacing "examplepassword" with a password of your choice. Once you run
this command type exit
to exit the program. This finishes the
installation of the jabberd server. Now we need to customize the server
for our use.
To customize the server, we first need to change to the jabberd
directory by running the following command: cd
/usr/local/etc/jabberd/
. Then we want to edit the sm.xml
file so we follow the following steps as root:
sm.xml
in your favorite text
editorjabber.yoursite.com
(Make sure that
jabber.yoursite.com resolves)<auto-create/>
tag. This allows users that are
not registered on the server to register themselves.<roster>/usr/local/etc/jabberd/templates/roster.xml</roster>
.
We will cover the contents of the roster.xml in a few minutes.Once we are done editing, save sm.xml and exit the editor. Now we need to customize c2s.xml, so follow these steps as root:
c2s.xml
in your favorite text editor'Local network configuration'
section and change the <id> from localhost to
jabber.yoursite.comThis completes the configuration of the jabberd server. This
gives us a basic jabber server that allows users to register
themselves and chat with each other. However, if we want to have the
ability to create chat rooms, we need to install some additional
software called mu-conference
. We will cover the
installation of mu-conference momentarily.
jabberd gives us the ability to create a template buddy list so that each new user has a default buddy list. This is very useful in environments where the administrator wants to make sure each user has all the important people in their buddy list without spending a lot of time adding each user manually.
The template file is located in the templates subdirectory and is
called roster.xml
. The file has the following
format:
<query xmlns=’jabber:iq:roster’> <!-- <item name=’Buddy Name’ jid=’JID@Host.domain’ subscription=’both’> <group>BuddyGroup</group> </item> --> </query>
To add new users we need to uncomment the <item name> tag and add a new line for each user. For example if you wanted to add me to the default roster and my JID (Jabber ID) was suramya@jabber.suramya.com the entry for my name would look like this:
<item name='Suramya' jid='suramya@jabber.suramya.com' subscription='both'> <group>Support</group> </item>
The group field tells the client the group under which the entry is supposed to be stored. In this case Suramya is being stored under the Support group. All entries need to be enclosed within the <query> </query> tag, so the complete file with one user would look something like:
<query xmlns=’jabber:iq:roster’> <item name=’Suramya’ jid=’suramya@jabber.suramya.com’ subscription=’both’> <group>Support</group> </item> </query>
Before we can install mu-server we need to install the Jabber Component Runtime(JCR) which is available for download at: http://jabber.terrapin.com/JCR/jcr-0.1.2.tar.gz. To download and install JCR follow these steps:
wget
http://jabber.terrapin.com/JCR/jcr-0.1.2.tar.gz
tar -zxf
jcr-0.1.2.tar.gz
cd
jcr-0.1.2
make
Once jcr finishes compiling we can proceed with the installation of mu-conference by following these steps:
tar -zxf
mu-conference-0.6.0.tar.gz
cp src/main.c mu-conference-0.6.0/src
cp src/jcomp.mk mu-conference-0.6.0/src
cd
mu-conference-0.6.0/src
make -f jcomp.m
cp mu-conference /usr/local/bin
cp ../muc-jcr.xml /usr/local/etc/jabberd/
Now we have to customize mu-conference by editing
muc-jcr.xml
. To customize the conference follow these
steps:
muc-jcr.xml
in your favorite text editorconference.yoursite.com
/usr/local/var/jabberd/spool
/usr/local/var/jabberd/log
usr/local/var/jabberd/pid
mkdir -p
/usr/local/var/jabberd/spool/
This finishes the configuration of the mu-conference server and we are now ready to run it.
To run the server run the following commands:
su jabber
/usr/local/bin/jabberd &
/usr/local/bin/mu-conference -c /etc/jabberd/muc-jcr.xml
&
By now I have hopefully saved you a lot of trouble by telling you how to setup a jabber server quickly and easily. If you think this document helped you or you have some comments or questions about this please feel free to contact me and let me know. However I must warn you that I am a somewhat lazy person who might take a little while before replying to your emails.
Thanks for your time -
Suramya TomarCreated by: Suramya Tomar
Last updated: 14th February 2005
This document is Copyright © 14th July 2005, Suramya
Tomar.
It is released to the public under the Creative Commons
Attribution-ShareAlike 1.0 License
In this section I have the pleasure of acknowledging the following people without whose input this would have never seen the light of the day:
I was born in 1980 in a small Air Force hospital in Hashimara, India. I
then spent the next 18 years of my life all over India during which I had
the pleasure of attending 7 schools to complete 12 years of schooling.
I started using Linux in late 1999 when a friend lent me a Redhat 7.1
installation CD and another friend 'donated' a 6GB harddisk. This was right
after my Win98 had crashed for the nth time so I decided to give Linux a
shot. I tried it and got hooked almost instantly. Over the next 2 years I
upgraded to Redhat 7.3 but when Redhat decided to stop support for RH 7.3 I
switched to Debian and have been living happily ever since.
I like to program a lot and have recently figured out how to decipher
the jumble of characters some people like to call Perl and found that I
actually like it. For websites I like using PHP with MySQL backends and can
program with C, C++, VB and .Net. I am also very interested in computer
security and Artificial Intelligence and try to read as much on
these topics as I can.
Other than working on the computer I like reading (mainly Fantasy and
Science Fiction but I will read anything except romance novels), listening
to music (fav singers include: Shania Twain, In-Grid, Crystal Waters) and
taking stuff apart to see how it works.
If you are really bored and want to learn more about me then feel free to
visit my website at: http://www.suramya.com where you will find
more info about me than you ever wanted to know.
The Ecol comic strip is written for escomposlinux.org (ECOL), the web site that supports es.comp.os.linux, the Spanish USENET newsgroup for Linux. The strips are drawn in Spanish and then translated to English by the author.
These images are scaled down to minimize horizontal scrolling. To see a panel in all its clarity, click on it.
All Ecol cartoons are at tira.escomposlinux.org (Spanish), comic.escomposlinux.org (English) and http://tira.puntbarra.com/ (Catalan). The Catalan version is translated by the people who run the site; only a few episodes are currently available.
These cartoons are copyright Javier Malonda. They may be copied, linked or distributed by any means. However, you may not distribute modifications. If you link to a cartoon, please notify Javier, who would appreciate hearing from you.
These images are scaled down to minimize horizontal scrolling. To see a panel in all its clarity, click on it.
All Qubism cartoons are here at the CORE web site.
Jon is the creator of the Qubism cartoon strip and current
Editor-in-Chief of the
CORE News Site.
Somewhere along the early stages of
his life he picked up a pencil and started drawing on the wallpaper. Now
his cartoons appear 5 days a week on-line, go figure. He confesses to
owning a Mac but swears it is for "personal use".
From Martin Pagh Goodwin
Hi TAG'sters
This message appeared in the archives, but I never seemed to get it from the list - I have selected to get the "digest(ed)" version...
[Ben] Eeew. That sounds very nasty, at least in regard to beer!
Original message repeat:
I guess as an extension to the theme regarding our favorite drinks, this
danish initiative for an open source beer could be interesting - free as in
free beer?
I have yet to taste it, I would think it was sold out at the release event.
[Ben] Yep, that one definitely made it onto the list. I've still got it in my inbox as a reminder to look at the site (<clickety> Woo-hoo, what fun! Somebody will make the stuff, with the recipe on the back of the label maybe...)
[Jimmy] There's an article here: http://www.copcap.com/composite-8636.htm
From Ben Okopnik
(Seen at a Russian humor site, http://anekdot.ru; translation mine)
............... Hmmm, seems I've fallen behind the times... So, I'm sitting here in my computer store, doing business. A client comes in - one of those good ones, you can see right away that if he buys anything, it'll be a lot, and expensive. In other words, quality. He's got all the accessories, too - the hat, the coat, the high-priced tie, the Armani suit... He's walking around, looking at stuff, flashing his Parker, checking his list. I ask him if I can help in any way. Client: Certainly, if it's not a bother. I'm looking for a home computer, something fairly speedy. Me: - No problem! I see you have a list, so you already know the general configuration? C: - Yes, I was advised to get an AMD64+... (Oh, sure - I know all about these "advisors"...) Me: Actually, I'd wait a bit on buying that particular CPU, at least for now. C: Oh? Why? (Well, hell. Now I'm got to explain CPU architecture...) Me: Well, you see, it's a brand new architecture, and Wind0ws has not yet been fully developed for it. C: And why do I need Wind0ws? (Holy crap... Another clueless lame-o! Now I've got to explain Wind0ws!) Me: You see, for a computer to work, you need an operating system, and the one for this processor is still being developed. C: So? Me: Well, Wind0ws is the operating system... C: Young man! You might as well call DOS an operating system! (I go into a slight state of shock) Wind0ws is no operating system - it's a commercial result of Bill Gates' activity (I can feel myself turning to stone). Now, Linux is a real operating system! (I go into total catatonia) C (interested): So, you have Wind0ws installed here? I nod slowly. - No, really? He walks over to the monitor and looks at it. C: - Hmm. Seemed like decent people, at first sight... He stays silent for about a half a minute, and then delivers the killing blow: C: - Tell me, please... why would I entrust the installation of complex and expensive equipment to DOS-using, pingless lamers who don't know and don't care to know about anything except Wind0ws? Turns around and walks out. That's it, screw it all! I'm installing Slackware *today*! EVERYWHERE! THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW!!!............... |
From Vince Wesa Werber
You would think that someone trying to hock off degrees would use a spell check...
-- vince
On Sunday 02 January 2005 01:52 am, Brunson Z Leanna wrote: > You already graduated and have lots of deggrees in many subjects but > there's just one that you're missing and you're too busy to go back to > school to get it. If that's the only thing holding you back from the nicer > office and better hours then this is for you > > www.FJody5.oXxford.inFo > > > > > > > > > > to rem from list XOtto.oxxFORD.info/f7.fu3.fu3.htm
[Ben] I'd imagine that they did - but spammers commonly misppel keywords such as "degrees" in hopes of foiling spam blockers. Not that it helped them; I never saw the thing (presumably, it got processed and dumped with the rest of my spambucket during my weekly cleaning, a couple of hours ago.)
Yeah Ben... I've noticed the 'classic' mis-spellings of the spammers... This one just caught me in a grumpy mood...
I've been writing to a retired english teacher and she loves correcting my mail... BTW I keep my degrees in a shoe box... under my desk... I've even forgotten what they were for... oh well have a good day and a better tomorrow!
[John] Trying to recall Frank Zappa's quote ... is:
"A diploma isn't worth the match it takes to light it"
close?
or maybe:
"A diploma isn't worth the match it takes to light it to smoke it"
The degrees weren't important... it was the fun getting there that mattered. Another story for another day...
From Benjamin A. Okopnik
Just ran across this:
http://www.nata2.info/humor/flash/switchlinux3.swf
[Brad] I've seen this before at http://www.ubergeek.tv and it's absolutely brilliant. The IntelliToast one is every bit as good as well...
From Sluggo
You're dead, Jimmy.
[Jimmy] Heh. Honestly, what would you have done in my place? Uh huh.
Don't you "uh huh" me. I can find plenty of things to razz you about without stooping to publicize your mistakes.
[Jimmy] Sure, go ahead. I'll publish it. Heck, I might even dig for some of the embarassingly drunk photos from college. But you were going to get razzed one way or another for that mistake, and it was going to end up in the Laundrette anyway...
[Jimmy] Tell you what, I'll allow you to choose which rotten vegetables are thrown at you.
Hmm, which vegetable would be most difficult to obtain in Ireland. Asparagas? Or something tropical....
[Jimmy] Right, rotten cabbage it is then.
They don't grow cabbage in Ireland? Considering it grows in Russia (schi = cabbage soup), I'd think it'd adapt quite readily to Ireland. Go look at your dairy farms and see if there might be a few cabbage weeds here and there.
[Jimmy] 'Course it does. "Being difficult, eh? I'll go with the convenient option".
In The Nine Nations of North America , there's a piece in the Alaska chapter about the idiodicy of people living where tomatoes won't.
[Jimmy] Yeah. No Pizza.
/me shakes his head
The fools.
Oh, and your comment about the stocks. First you have to get me in them.
[Jimmy] Hmm. Yeah, I think trying to put the wrestler into stocks would be a waste of time.
Oh, did I say that? How un-Irish of me.
No, Ben, I'm not a double agent for the Ghoulzette. Tell your goons to stop tailing me. And you may want to tell those men in blue suits who are watching my apartment that they're really conspicuous in this neighborhood.
[Ben] [Adjusting sunglasses]
So, Mr. Orr. It seems you've been living... two lives. One life, you're Mike Orr, program writer for a respectable weather company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "Sluggo", and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for - including Python programming. One of these lives has a future... and one of them does not.
In the latter one, you keep seeing the men in the blue suits. FORGET THE MEN IN THE BLUE SUITS, MR. ORR. The fnord... does not LIKE those who notice the men in the blue suits.
[Vince] Hmmm.. it is late but somehow I see a group of Pengiuns dressed in blue suits,
Like this? (Originally by Doc Searls, now part of the LWN Penguin Gallery )
[Vince] listening to DEVO on their MP3 players, surrounding a house...
I think it's Blondie rather than Devo. Maybe the construction sounds across the street are getting in the way. No, in that case it would be Einstuerzende Neubauten....
[Vince] Am I the only one that is having this dream?
And what is that bright light in the sky??? What is a 'sun'?
[Ben] "Stanford University Network", of course. The bright yellow thing in The Big Room? Just a shared recurring multiperson hallucination, easily explained by modern psychological theory. I've noticed that if you ignore it for 12 hours (or even less, at times), it goes away eventually.
"Destroy the sun! We hatessss it! It burns! The pale yellow face mocks us, keeps us from hearing the machine. It causes global warming. It causes sunburns. DARPA says the sun is bad, it warms our enemies. It weakens our dependence on foreign oil. There's only one logical conclusion: we must destroy the sun." -- Mike Salib, Starkiller talk, at PyCon 2004. http://www.linuxjournal.com/node/7541
[Jimmy] BTW, next month it becomes "The TAG Bar". Heather has worked her magic, and in place of the TAG style bubbles we'll have vbeer icons for those who drink, and coffee cups for those who don't.
As long as they're multipurpose beverage cups and not specifically coffee cups.
[Jimmy] Sure. Heck, you can even have cider in a beer glass if you want.
From Benjamin A. Okopnik
[Ben] but that's me, always living on the edge.
[Sluggo] Especially on a houseboat during a hurricane.
[Ben] Err... I don't have a houseboat, I have a sailboat that I live on. You can't sail a houseboat - and a sailboat doesn't have nearly as much room.
[Sluggo]
Do y'all remember how Ben cancelled his Oregon trip and rushed to his houseboat when the second or third hurricane came? Other people love their dog or cat, but Ben loves his houseboat.
[Ben] Hey (ignoring the wrong nomenclature), it's my home. Don't know about you, but it's important to me.
[Ben] The following script allows you to set the volume from 0-10, in 10% increments, without having to remember the 'cam' arguments.
[Sluggo] You enjoyed sending me a bash script, didn't you?
[Ben] [sob] Yes, yes - I admit it! I knew it would torture you to the depths of your soul, and I still did it!
(What, you wanted some nasty slithery Python script? You must be dreaming.)
From Ben Okopnik
[ Several bars of opening music from Star Trek ]
Washington DC - the final frontier. These are the voyages of Starship Ben. Its five-day mission: to explore strange new worlds of DC-area ethnic restaurants; to seek out (and carefully remove) new life from his plate; to boldly consume what many diners would first cautiosly poke with a long utensil in order to make sure that it didn't eat them.
Tonight's challenge^Wmeal consisted of Mughaz Masala followed by a desert of Guley Jamin and washed down with lassi, in an atmosphere of highly animated and fascinating conversation - which consisted entirely of Urdu, so I may have missed a few of the finer points.
[Kapil] Sounds suspiciously like /Murgh Masala/ and /Gulab Jamun/ (the former is chicken in a spicy curry, the latter a round brown fried ball of flour and "khoya" ("extremely condensed milk"?) in rose (gulab) sugar syrup).
Not exactly. /Mughaz Masala/ was chopped lamb brains fried with (what looked like) chopped egg, julienned turnip (maybe), and, of course, /masala/ ("more than American-spicy" to suit my taste buds.)
[Kapil] I misunderstood. (Slaps himself on the forehead).
Mughaz (with the "u" as in "urn" and "gh" as in the Russian Gamma):
= Brain|Forehead|Dome in Urdu|Persian
/Guley Jamin/ was indeed a round brown fried ball of flour - but it was interestingly moist and tender, more like a Japanese /mochi/ than the standard soaked-in-syrup fried-to-death variety, and came on a bed of finely-grated carrot with cardamom and nuts with the whole thing heated up.
[Kapil] The latter would be /gaajar halwa/ (gaajar as in carrot). So you got two desserts rolled into one in a rather interesting combination.
The former was nothing special (a little disappointing, but that's the breaks. Even the mad-cow prions didn't make it any tastier...)
[Kapil] /brain fry/ is something I have tried to eat only once ...
Speaking of vegetarian food---I think this is where Indian food stands out in its variety---so many vegetarian kings/lesser royalty to cook for!
The latter was WOW good.
I'm definitely not leaving DC without some good Indian food; I've been jonesing bad for a while. The only Indian food I've had in St. Agustine was brought in by the Krishnas during the yoga teacher training that I took; it was simply awesome (all vegetarian, of course, but I didn't mind a bit.) However, they don't run a restaurant - they just cater for groups. At $6 apiece, it was a great deal, and the only reason we had it only once a week was that the other students weren't as keen on Indian food as I am.
[Kapil] By the way Urdu and Hindustani were almost the same language until around Partition (the division of British India into India and Pakistan). At that point religious fanatics decided to create one language called Hindi (supplanting an earlier language of the same name) which adopted more and more Sanskrit words and is the language spoken on India(n) Radio and TV, and another language called Urdu which adopted more and more Persian words and is the language spoken on Pakistani Radio and TV.
Ye ghods and little fishes... I hadn't realized. I was wondering about its relationship to Sanskrit, though; thank you.
[Kapil] This is really ironic/moronic if you consider that both Sanskrit and Persian have common linguistic roots so separating out "pure Persian" from "pure Sanskrit" can be hard at times.
No doubt. I suppose they were trying to underscore the differences... eh, politics.
[Kapil] P.S. Just in Case
Murgh = Chicken in Urdu (Mruga or Mriga is the Sanskrit for Peacock/Pheasant)
I liked the onomatopoeic 'kukkut', but I guess 'pheasant' sounds like a better dish than a plain chicken.
[Kapil] Masala = Spices
Mmm-hm! /Garam masala/ in its million variations...
[Kapil] Gulab = Rose in Urdu
Jamun = A small purplish berry that grows on tall trees.
Perhaps something like a mulberry?
[Kapil] Is eaten
by school kids who pick it up off the ground violating parental instructions. However, they can easily be caught because it turns the tongue purple for a while
............... Ramu, Ramu! Yes, Appa! Eating Jamun? No, Appa! Telling a lie? No, Appa! Open your mouth! Ha! Ha! Ha! ............... |
Heh. Kids all over the world, not much of a difference between'em...
The men, who looked like they had just come from a hard day of shooting down Hind helicopters and out-climbing mountain goats, stared at the big foreigner who ate the stuff and made approving noises and looked at each other uneasily; next thing you knew, he'd be smiling at their women... ooops, there the bugger went! (Well, they were pretty cute - in a survive-the-three-failed-harvests fashion.) I managed to survive the aftermath, although they tried (unsuccessfully) to extract my kidneys via my wallet (perhaps they were simply running out of the raw materials for the mughaz, I don't know.)
Tomorrow risk-taking behavior: squid wrestling at one of the local Vietnamese places. There are enough of them that with any luck I should be able to find one where no one speaks any English... Mmmm. They do say that the way to a man's heart is between the third and the fourth rib on the left with a nice Fairbairn dagger, but I prefer the nicer version.
[Sluggo] There's a great Vietnamese restaurant on the south end of 18th street in Adams-Morgan. The charbroiled chicken is really excellent. They speak English though.
Thanks, Mike! I don't know if I'll make it down there this time, but it's a good pointer for future reference. The Vietnamese place I went to last night definitely hit all the high marks for me - and there was a Vietnamese supermarket in the same shopping mall, so there was much happy sighing and many satisfied munching noises. I was also looking for the latches used to attach these places to the ground, on the theory that I could perhaps carry them away with me to St. Augustine (they'd be a little bulky in the luggage, and the airlines would probably get snotty about weight and size limits, but we all have our crosses to bear)... no luck, darn it.
By the way, if you know - /como se llame 'lemoncillo' en Ingles?/ I used to munch on these things in the Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico, where they grow wild - you can just reach out and tear off a little branch - and they had'em at the market yesterday. I couldn't explain what they were to the friend I was with, but one taste, and he was hooked.
[Sluggo] I hope this isn't coming out in HTML. Thunderbird decided to use large bold type in this compose window for some reason. I set Options->Format-> lain Text Only just in case.
Nope, it's plain text. I guess the way it displays things is disconnected from the way it send them - which is how it should be. Although they should give you control over both.
Since I'm still in an area where there are definite signs of civilization (Baltimore), last night's culinary adventure was Chinese. Although to many people, Chinese food might sound like "ho-hum, old standby", I assure you that this was definitely NOT the case here: I knew this place from the old days, when I lived here, and there's nothing on their menu that is commonplace. I don't think they even have sweet-and-sour whatever or chop suey anything, and would probably give you a dirty look for even asking. Well, maybe not - they're really nice folks; just a look of pity, maybe.
The meal, all the better for being shared with one of my best friends, consisted of "Jellyfish with Pickle and Red Vinegar", "Clams with Ground Pork and Onion", "Snow Pea Greens with Roasted Garlic", and, I kid you not, "Froggy with X. O. Sauce", all washed down with pu'u-er tea (which I'd never heard of before but enjoyed) and finished off with a dessert soup.
The jellyfish was somewhat surprising, both in its texture (rather firm and even "crisp", like a good pickle) and its subtle but definite flavor; the "Pickle" that came with it turned out to be mildly pickled julienned cucumbers, carrots, and some sort of squash. The snow pea greens, of which both I and my friend are quite enamored, are actually the greens - not the snow peas thomselves, as some might expect - and had a very delicate flavor, nicely enhanced by nut-brown roasted garlic cloves.
The clams... it would take a more experienced food writer than me to do justice to their description. Suffice it to say that you end up licking the shells to make sure you get every last trace of the sauce, and Some People put down their chopsticks and use a spoon (!) to get every last bit off the plate. I forgave her, since pregnant women must be humored. Besides, she has a devastating pout - quivering lower lip and everything - and is not afraid to use it.
The "Froggy" turned out to be a bunch of, well, froggy drumsticks. Good, although a little too bland to be on par with the other dishes and just a little too fiddly (those are tiny little bones!) for my tastes. They made a good vehicle for the excellent sauce - which, as my friend commented, is more than some people have as a mission in life.
We had just enough room left for a few spoonfuls of the dessert soup, which was a sweet tapioca-based concoction. It was fine, but did not cause either one of to go into transports of ecstasy (which was OK, since we were both a little too tired to be transported anywhere.)
All in all, quite the memorable meal.
Would you believe that we originally stumbled on this place by accident? It looked like a slightly seedy "ballroom"-type of Chinese restaurant, probably nothing special... I plan to return to worship at the shrine of its food whenever I visit Baltimore.
Tomorrow, New York - and dinner at the Harvard Club. Due to a number of interesting reasons (long story), I shall be wearing a Roman toga and lounging on a couch in high Roman tradition - along with six or seven similarly-attired people. The meal will be something very close to the cuisine of pre-Octavian Rome, and should be quite interesting. We'll be off in a section which has been reserved for us; the other patrons may stare but will not actually have to rub shoulders with the crazies.
From #tag-chat
Jan 19 03:14:02 <okopnik> Hey, everyone! Jan 19 03:14:26 <okopnik> Anyone? Jan 19 03:14:33 <okopnik> Hmm. Jan 19 03:14:42 <editorgal> yo Jan 19 03:14:46 * editorgal hugs ben Jan 19 03:14:53 <okopnik> Mmmmm! Jan 19 03:15:02 * okopnik hugs Heather back Jan 19 03:15:08 <okopnik> *lots of smiles* Jan 19 03:15:13 <editorgal> it really should be a bigger hug than that Jan 19 03:15:23 <okopnik> GREAT BIG HUG Jan 19 03:15:35 <editorgal> given the rough porcupine like beast I was being when you were in here before Jan 19 03:15:56 <okopnik> Aww, you were OK. Jan 19 03:16:09 <okopnik> Remember what I said in email? Jan 19 03:16:56 <okopnik> If I didn't realize that my interaction with my friends is going to be sometimes up and sometimes down, what the hell kind of friend would I be? Jan 19 03:17:16 * editorgal smiles Jan 19 03:17:33 <editorgal> well in 20/20 hindsight I did pretty good Jan 19 03:17:42 <editorgal> I didn't completely shrivel like a raisin Jan 19 03:17:44 <okopnik> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jan 19 03:17:50 <okopnik> # # Jan 19 03:17:50 <okopnik> # # Jan 19 03:17:50 <okopnik> ########################### Jan 19 03:17:50 <okopnik> ########################### Jan 19 03:17:50 <okopnik> # # # Jan 19 03:17:52 <okopnik> # # # Jan 19 03:17:55 <okopnik> # Jan 19 03:17:57 <okopnik> # Jan 19 03:18:00 <okopnik> # Jan 19 03:18:02 <okopnik> # # # Jan 19 03:18:05 <okopnik> ########################### Jan 19 03:18:07 <okopnik> ########################### Jan 19 03:18:10 <okopnik> ########################### Jan 19 03:18:12 <okopnik> # # Jan 19 03:18:15 <okopnik> Jan 19 03:18:17 <okopnik> # Jan 19 03:18:20 <okopnik> ############## Jan 19 03:18:22 <okopnik> ################ Jan 19 03:18:25 <okopnik> ################ Jan 19 03:18:27 <okopnik> ## Jan 19 03:18:30 <okopnik> ## Jan 19 03:18:32 <okopnik> # Jan 19 03:18:35 <okopnik> ################ Jan 19 03:18:37 <okopnik> ################ Jan 19 03:18:40 <okopnik> ################ Jan 19 03:18:42 <okopnik> ### #### Jan 19 03:18:45 <okopnik> ## ## ## ######## Jan 19 03:18:47 <okopnik> ## ##### ########## Jan 19 03:18:50 <okopnik> # ##### ### ### Jan 19 03:18:52 <okopnik> # #### # # Jan 19 03:18:55 <okopnik> ## #### ## ## Jan 19 03:18:57 <okopnik> ## ### #### #### Jan 19 03:19:00 <okopnik> ######## ######### Jan 19 03:19:03 <okopnik> ##### ###### ### Jan 19 03:19:05 <okopnik> ##
From #tag-chat
Jan 02 00:39:55 <jimregan> | Seen on the wikipedia english list: |
Jan 02 00:40:03 <jimregan> | How to join the cabal: |
Jan 02 00:40:05 <jimregan> | > Just answer these questions: |
Jan 02 00:40:05 <jimregan> | > |
Jan 02 00:40:05 <jimregan> | > a) Do green flamingoes sing Schubert when the sky is a bright canary yellow? |
Jan 02 00:40:05 <jimregan> | > |
Jan 02 00:40:05 <jimregan> | > b) Could you lend me six, no eight, filter-tipped Chesterfields without any menthol? |
Jan 02 00:40:05 <jimregan> | > |
Jan 02 00:40:05 <jimregan> | > c) Are there bombs in Gilead? |
Jan 02 00:40:05 <jimregan> | > |
Jan 02 00:40:05 <jimregan> | I've a better question. If you get it right, you can join. |
Jan 02 00:40:05 <jimregan> | |
Jan 02 00:40:05 <jimregan> | |
Jan 02 00:40:05 <jimregan> | Q: Is there a cabal? |
Jan 02 00:40:05 <jimregan> | |
Jan 02 00:40:28 <editorgal> | lol |
From #tag-chat
Jan 02 01:46:50 * editorgal was using a sigblock for measure Jan 02 01:48:06 <jimregan> You were measuring with '-- \n' so you could see how long a piece of a string was? Jan 02 01:48:27 <jimregan> Don't mind me... Jan 02 01:49:47 <editorgal> hehe
From #tag-chat
Jan 05 23:41:15 * editorgal has tea... | |
Jan 05 23:42:00 * jimregan has u | |
Jan 05 23:42:06 <jimregan> | who has v? |
Jan 05 23:42:12 <editorgal> | v do. |
Jan 05 23:42:17 <jimregan> | c'mon, give it back |
Jan 05 23:42:34 <editorgal> | dare w. |
Jan 05 23:42:50 <jimregan> | I'll turn my back, and if it's put back where it was I won't ask any qs |
Jan 05 23:42:56 <jimregan> | y? |
Jan 05 23:43:02 <editorgal> | (you know you x'd for this.) |
Jan 05 23:43:20 <jimregan> | f |
Jan 05 23:43:33 <jimregan> | I c |
Jan 05 23:44:23 * editorgal puts the v back where it came from. Rome, maybe. | |
Jan 05 23:44:41 <jimregan> | g... this channel has gone downhill |
Jan 05 23:45:05 <editorgal> | e hehehee. |
Jan 05 23:50:45 --> Dee (~dee@gibbon.earlsoft.co.uk) has joined #tag-chat | |
Jan 05 23:50:51 <Dee> | whats up? |
Jan 05 23:51:08 <jimregan> | Not much. |
Jan 05 23:51:12 <editorgal> | hi d |
Jan 05 23:51:21 <editorgal> | we were having alphabet soup |
Jan 05 23:54:19 <jimregan> | Mind your Ps and Qs around here! |
Jan 05 23:54:30 * editorgal crosses her tea | |
Jan 05 23:55:45 * jimregan puts on a mockney accent | |
Jan 05 23:56:03 <jimregan> | This channel 'as gone to L in an 'andbasket |
Jan 05 23:56:50 <jimregan> | <G> |
Jan 05 23:57:58 <editorgal> | don't get a B in your bonnet jimmy. |
Jan 05 23:59:51 <jimregan> | 'r else? |
Jan 06 00:00:24 <editorgal> | don't worry, you'll be happy as a J to put it in the TAG bar next ish |
Jan 06 00:01:09 <editorgal> | N that'll be that :) |
Jan 06 00:01:50 <thomas_adam> | W? STFU. |
Jan 06 00:03:02 * editorgal coughs *giggle* | |
Jan 06 00:03:19 <editorgal> | lucky for me I just finished that tea. |
Jan 06 00:03:50 <jimregan> | I? |
Jan 06 00:03:59 <editorgal> | dot's right. |
Jan 06 00:04:25 <jimregan> | M... I suppose |
Jan 06 00:04:42 <jimregan> | n let's have an end to this silliness |
Jan 06 00:05:00 <editorgal> | we'll C. |
Jan 06 00:05:31 * jimregan looks for Tool's second album "Aenima", to listen to track 3 | |
Jan 06 00:05:40 <jimregan> | 'H' |
Jan 06 00:06:03 <editorgal> | so that's what the H is going on, here. |
Jan 06 00:06:30 * editorgal notes Jimmy installed a jukebox, a while back. | |
Jan 06 00:07:30 <editorgal> | now my brain has another tune |
Jan 06 00:07:44 <editorgal> | c/~ say an S, S an eeya, who's that girl... |
Jan 06 00:08:27 <jimregan> | ?? |
Jan 06 00:08:58 <jimregan> | Y'know, I'm sure I've played this game in school. |
Jan 06 00:09:18 <editorgal> | (that's what th is other song sounds like, I swear. more like phonemes than the intended spanish.) |
Jan 06 00:09:48 <jimregan> | I remember my English teacher used to give me and my friends a little leeway on some of our games, because a lot of the time they touched on what he was teaching |
Jan 06 00:09:53 <editorgal> | where everyone's in Q to pick on the alphabet? |
Jan 06 00:09:53 <jimregan> | Like alliteration |
Jan 06 00:10:04 <jimregan> | Yeah |
Jan 06 00:10:11 <jimregan> | Alliteration was more fun. |
Jan 06 00:10:19 <editorgal> | closest I recall was a drama workshop |
Jan 06 00:10:32 <jimregan> | "Pensively pondering Parisian parrots purchase poultry products" |
Jan 06 00:10:50 <editorgal> | where we were supposed to practice dramatic intonation but only using the noise he gave us |
Jan 06 00:11:09 <editorgal> | which happened to be ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ |
Jan 06 00:11:12 <jimregan> | *snort* |
Jan 06 00:11:32 <editorgal> | imagine adding punctuation to that and treating it like a dialogue. it was hilarious. |
Jan 06 00:11:44 <jimregan> | Oh, I've done that too. |
Jan 06 00:14:43 <editorgal> | I z we've zkid 2 a halt now. |
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Jan 06 20:33:03 <jimregan> Having anything? Jan 06 20:33:30 <editorgal> a chicken pot pie. Jan 06 20:34:29 * jimregan looks at the door that just materialised behind him Jan 06 20:34:33 <jimregan> Kitchen, eh? Jan 06 20:34:54 <jimregan> Hmm... and it conveniently has a piping hot chicken pot pie at the ready Jan 06 20:34:57 <editorgal> TAG bar and girl. Jan 06 20:35:12 <jimregan> Eh? Jan 06 20:35:15 <editorgal> <-- Jan 06 20:35:44 <jimregan> oh, right. You were tending through my flu Jan 06 20:35:59 <jimregan> I'm up to serving drinks now. Jan 06 20:36:05 <editorgal> good Jan 06 20:36:11 <editorgal> a ginger beer would be grand Jan 06 20:36:19 * jimregan passes one over Jan 06 20:37:31 * editorgal amazes herself by actually catching it Jan 06 20:39:23 <jimregan> Heh. Didn't put too much effort into sliding it. Too tired. Jan 06 20:39:45 <editorgal> yeah well it's for the best Jan 06 20:39:57 <editorgal> neither of us are up to cleaning up after a broken one Jan 06 20:40:02 <jimregan> Heh Jan 06 20:40:13 * jimregan googles for a bar cleaning robot Jan 06 20:40:30 * jimregan wonders if chatbot can be repurposed. Jan 06 20:40:44 * editorgal makes gimp do it Jan 06 20:40:48 <editorgal> it has script-fu :) Jan 06 20:41:03 <jimregan> The Gimp! Now with added script-fu! Jan 06 20:41:17 <jimregan> Script-fu your way out of those tricky corners! Jan 06 20:41:20 <editorgal> "added" script-fu was python support. Jan 06 20:41:22 <jimregan> It slices! It dices! Jan 06 20:41:26 <jimregan> Yeah. Jan 06 20:41:37 <editorgal> it makes juliene fonts. yeah Jan 06 20:41:45 <jimregan> Saw that in the pretty pretty Gimp 2 that came with Ubuntu Jan 06 20:47:25 <thomas_adam> jimregan: Coffee, please. Jan 06 20:48:01 <jimregan> With the usual green glow? Jan 06 20:48:27 <thomas_adam> What is this, Starbucks? You know I don't have anything, bar normal coffee. :P Jan 06 20:48:32 <thomas_adam> Yeesh. Can't get the staff. Jan 06 20:48:39 <jimregan> :) Jan 06 20:49:01 <thomas_adam> I'd try propping up the bar, but I'm too short. Jan 06 20:49:02 * jimregan passes over what passes for normal coffee in Thomas's twisted worldview Jan 06 20:49:15 * jimregan takes off the lead gloves Jan 06 20:49:17 * thomas_adam sips through a mobius straw. Jan 06 20:52:36 <jimregan> I gotta go. Heather, I leave the bar in your hands. Jan 06 20:52:50 <thomas_adam> jimregan: Thanks, Jim. Toodles. Jan 06 20:52:50 --- You are now known as jimregan_away Jan 06 20:52:54 <editorgal> right, he doesn't know what he's in for... Jan 06 20:53:12 * thomas_adam pours all the alcohol away, and serves nothing but coffee. Jan 06 20:53:15 <jimregan_away> Hey... at least wait until I've gone through the door Jan 06 20:53:17 <editorgal> \o/ Jan 06 20:53:22 <thomas_adam> jimregan_away: Sssssh -- you're not here. :P Jan 06 20:53:28 <jimregan_away> Have fun with the safe... Jan 06 20:53:30 * editorgal has made a pot extra strong Jan 06 20:53:38 <jimregan_away> where I keep the 'good' stuff
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Jan 07 01:52:02 <editorgal> hey jimmy, I've got some of the parts toward my plan for next month's cover art Jan 07 01:52:09 <jimregan> Cool Jan 07 01:52:21 <editorgal> my teddybear, bear, has agreed to be a model for xteddy Jan 07 01:52:31 <editorgal> since he's fairly similar of form Jan 07 01:52:47 <editorgal> I want to come up with a bio for bear Jan 07 01:52:57 <jimregan> "You're beautiful dahling. Tease the camera" Jan 07 01:53:04 <jimregan> :))) Jan 07 01:53:07 <editorgal> I've the plans for the little newspaper Jan 07 01:53:14 <editorgal> * bear smiles :) Jan 07 01:53:30 <editorgal> * bear waves hi hi hi Jan 07 01:53:47 * jimregan waves back Jan 07 01:54:05 <jimregan> (I'm only in a single 'hi' mood though. Sorry 'bout that) Jan 07 01:54:06 <thomas_adam> :) Jan 07 01:54:08 <editorgal> I've a plan for a teacup but it occurs to me I still have some fimo left Jan 07 01:54:29 <editorgal> I might just make him his own teacup and put something LG lookin' on it Jan 07 01:55:01 <jimregan> Huh? Potentially lethal liquid concoction? Possibly toxic? Jan 07 01:55:26 <jimregan> Guaranteed to make you either extremely drunk or extremely knurd? Jan 07 01:55:45 <editorgal> oh I dunno Jan 07 01:55:51 <editorgal> what would a teddybear drink? Jan 07 01:56:03 * jimregan tries to remember the words Jan 07 01:56:14 <jimregan> c/~ if you go down to the woods today... Jan 07 01:56:30 * thomas_adam sings along. Jan 07 01:56:38 <editorgal> teddybear's picnic! Jan 07 01:56:42 <editorgal> * bear sings along Jan 07 01:56:43 <jimregan> :) Jan 07 01:56:53 * editorgal pats bear Jan 07 01:57:21 * editorgal avoids singing ewoks picnic til the original is done ;P Jan 07 01:58:22 <jimregan> Um... I only know a few of the words. Jan 07 01:58:33 * thomas_adam knows it all. :)) Jan 07 01:58:33 <jimregan> The last time I heard that, I was 9 or 10 Jan 07 01:59:00 <jimregan> I could google, but I'm in a nihilistic mood, so I'm listening to Chimaira instead :-P Jan 07 01:59:02 * editorgal grins as thomas leads Jan 07 02:01:56 <jimregan> http://duchessathome.com/childrensongs/teddybearspicnic.html Jan 07 02:03:46 <jimregan> "See them gaily gad about": that line would suggest that teddy bears drink tea. Jan 07 02:04:04 <jimregan> With a dash of milk, one lump or two depends on the bear Jan 07 02:04:09 <editorgal> c/~ furry short barbarians, you'd best beware of them, cuz they're having quite a time today... Jan 07 02:04:14 <jimregan> :) Jan 07 02:04:53 <editorgal> really really big bears might need less sugar, they're already sweeter. Jan 07 02:07:18 <thomas_adam> :) Jan 07 02:07:26 --- thomas_adam removes channel operator status from thomas_adam Jan 07 02:13:50 <editorgal> c/~ the ewoks will be free... because they're determined little teddy bears... Jan 07 02:14:02 <editorgal> * bear giggles
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Jan 08 02:03:41 <jimregan> I'm sure you'll get it sorted Jan 08 02:04:28 <jimregan> (Though I've had the universe move in strange ways for me today, so I might just be overly positive) Jan 08 02:05:11 <editorgal> thanks Jan 08 02:05:18 <editorgal> it's been kind of strange for me too Jan 08 02:05:23 <jimregan> How so? Jan 08 02:06:23 <editorgal> I saw a rainbow Jan 08 02:06:30 <jimregan> ? Jan 08 02:06:59 <jimregan> Hmm... OK... you're in California, not Ireland Jan 08 02:07:09 <editorgal> when among my errands I bought a cellphone battery, the store clerk (who was indian) gave me a very sincere ~10m chatter about how god looks out for us, and the soul is eternal Jan 08 02:07:24 <jimregan> :) Jan 08 02:07:51 <jimregan> (I finished reading another Paulo Coelho book today, so I got basically the same thing :) Jan 08 02:09:20 <jimregan> It turns out that Beata and I ended up giving each other the same present twice. Jan 08 02:10:34 <jimregan> When she said I made one of her dreams come true, I was like... "OK". Then today, blam! Jan 08 02:14:59 <jimregan> When I was reading that book, there was something I desperately want to talk about with someone - anyone - but then, out of nowhere, another thought swept in and said "No, you can't talk about this" Jan 08 02:15:42 <jimregan> Blam. I had a secret. I can still have them! I'm not empty handed. Jan 08 02:19:27 * jimregan pours a vodka Jan 08 02:19:38 * jimregan swirls the glass to watch the ripples Jan 08 02:21:43 <editorgal> heh Jan 08 02:23:08 <jimregan> Makes me reevaluate that "her boyfriend's days are numbered" crap I was spewing last month, safe in the knowledge I wasn't really going to pursue her anyway Jan 08 02:26:40 <jimregan> Now... I just wish her well. Jan 08 02:29:24 <jimregan> Anyways, I gotta get up in the morning. All the best.
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Jan 08 22:26:08 <editorgal> | got my purse all packed for paranoia mode |
Jan 08 22:26:19 <editorgal> | $%^! terrorists |
Jan 08 22:26:20 <jimregan> | Mace and tinfoil hat? |
Jan 08 22:26:26 <editorgal> | oh no |
Jan 08 22:26:36 <editorgal> | tinfoil not permitted if it sets of the detector |
Jan 08 22:26:46 <editorgal> | bla bla frickin bla |
Jan 08 22:26:58 <editorgal> | this is my transparent purse |
Jan 08 22:28:20 <editorgal> | the one where if they wanna search it they can bleepin' eyeball it, damn near. |
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Jan 08 22:43:07 <jimregan> | My trip to Poland has been postponed 'til May or June |
Jan 08 22:43:44 <jimregan> | (When the temperatures will be better suited to getting so drunk we fall asleep in the street) |
Jan 08 22:43:59 <editorgal> | heh |
Jan 08 22:44:21 <jimregan> | Eek. Didn't do that /once/ in 2004. |
Jan 08 22:44:30 <editorgal> | is that a feature? |
Jan 08 22:45:11 <jimregan> | erm... |
Jan 08 22:45:50 <editorgal> | my pal Richard T sorts things in life into bugs and features |
Jan 08 22:46:19 <jimregan> | Well, I like being able to say I was woken by a Spanish policeman, having slept on a wall beside the busiest street in San Antonio. |
Jan 08 22:46:20 <editorgal> | he'd probably say getting enjoyably blotto's a feature, waking up wondering what crawled on you is a bug. |
Jan 08 22:46:26 <jimregan> | Heh |
Jan 08 22:46:57 <jimregan> | "You can't sleep there!" |
Jan 08 22:47:55 <jimregan> | That's what happens when the homing instinct is thrown off by hundreds of miles, I guess |
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Jan 14 07:15:48 <jimregan> So... what did Santa bring? Jan 14 07:17:01 <editorgal> um Jan 14 07:17:06 <editorgal> not much Jan 14 07:17:19 <jimregan> Hee hee. Best presents I got this year were from foreigners I didn't even know 4 months ago Jan 14 07:17:24 <editorgal> a jar that looks like sweets, containing smaller jars that look like sweets Jan 14 07:17:31 <editorgal> some tea and biscuits Jan 14 07:17:49 <editorgal> a bit of money, very much needed Jan 14 07:18:00 <editorgal> heh Jan 14 07:18:16 <editorgal> more cookies than we knew what to do with, really Jan 14 07:18:17 <jimregan> My gift choices were universally praised :) Jan 14 07:18:27 <editorgal> that's cool Jan 14 07:18:38 <jimregan> I got "Wyrd Sisters" for Trev - "How did you know that was the book I was on?" Jan 14 07:18:56 <editorgal> I dunno, how did you? Jan 14 07:18:59 <jimregan> I got a book about the human body for my sister - "I was going to buy that" Jan 14 07:19:02 <jimregan> I didn't. Jan 14 07:19:16 <jimregan> I actually didn't even buy that for him (Shhh!) Jan 14 07:19:18 <editorgal> she an artist? Jan 14 07:19:23 <jimregan> Masseuse Jan 14 07:19:27 <editorgal> ah Jan 14 07:19:29 <jimregan> (in training) Jan 14 07:19:39 <editorgal> (ok) Jan 14 07:19:46 <jimregan> ((righto)) Jan 14 07:20:08 <jimregan> I got my Dad a book he had bought for himself earlier that week Jan 14 07:20:13 <editorgal> and we already know beata liked hers Jan 14 07:20:16 <editorgal> whoops well Jan 14 07:20:22 <jimregan> Erm... yeah. Jan 14 07:20:34 <editorgal> see if he'd held off on xmas buying for self .. Jan 14 07:20:42 <jimregan> Yep Jan 14 07:20:56 <jimregan> Got my other sister a bottle of vodka Jan 14 07:21:03 <jimregan> :) Jan 14 07:21:10 <editorgal> do stores there refuse to take back books with eyeball tracks on them? Jan 14 07:21:27 <jimregan> Dunno. Never tried to return anything, ever. Jan 14 07:22:07 <editorgal> oh. Jan 14 07:22:28 <editorgal> jim got a sweater I need to get size exchanged Jan 14 07:22:52 <jimregan> I'd never return a gift. Jan 14 07:23:02 <editorgal> his mom's a bit ditzy about her baby boy is bigger than he was when he was 8, so she waaaay blew past the size margin Jan 14 07:23:06 <jimregan> To me, it's the embodiment of a thought. Jan 14 07:23:13 <editorgal> awww Jan 14 07:23:13 <jimregan> Heh Jan 14 07:23:30 <editorgal> luckily the vendor's very good about that stuff Jan 14 07:23:32 <jimregan> Yeah. Which is why I have /no/ expectations for Christmas or birthdays Jan 14 07:24:45 <jimregan> Though now, I suppose, I can rely on at least one of my sisters, and my son is showing signs of great reserves of thoughtfulness Jan 14 07:25:14 <jimregan> It should be great when he's old enough to buy the gifts himself. Jan 14 07:25:19 <editorgal> I find it's more interesting to put good thought in, than to just merely throw money at a box Jan 14 07:25:33 <editorgal> you might be surprised Jan 14 07:25:37 <jimregan> Heh. When I was fifteen, I was given money in a box Jan 14 07:25:51 <editorgal> when I was a kid I did my shopping with adults, but made sure to make seperate trips Jan 14 07:26:00 <jimregan> My mother made some comment about how shitty it'd be if she did that to one of my sisters Jan 14 07:26:10 <jimregan> "Uh... you did that to me when I was fifteen" Jan 14 07:26:14 <jimregan> "Oh..." Jan 14 07:26:26 <jimregan> "Ended my expectations for Christmas" Jan 14 07:26:26 <editorgal> someone always knew someone else's present, but it was when they were shopping for $that_person too Jan 14 07:26:52 <editorgal> :( Jan 14 07:27:48 <editorgal> I was able to provide the added benefit of spot-checking whether the recipient probably would or wouldn't like their pick, too Jan 14 07:28:53 <jimregan> I can't be too hard on my parents though... /I/ can't even buy stuff for me :) Jan 14 07:29:25 <editorgal> at *least* it could be a giftcert at someplace you enjoy shopping at. Jan 14 07:29:45 <jimregan> Nah. Cash is great. Pubs don't do giftcerts. Jan 14 07:30:09 <editorgal> well ok, how about cash used to pack a couple pintglasses. Jan 14 07:30:13 <jimregan> (Tried to talk the barman in my old regular...) Jan 14 07:30:26 <jimregan> erm ... into it Jan 14 07:30:38 <jimregan> Nah. I rarely have drink in the house. Jan 14 07:30:57 <jimregan> Contrary to my own myth, I don't drink that often. Jan 14 07:31:00 <editorgal> s/pintglasses/coffeemugs/ ? Jan 14 07:31:23 <jimregan> Nah. We've already got a set that are attached to my ritual. Jan 14 07:31:30 <editorgal> oh. Jan 14 07:31:34 <jimregan> Anything else wouldn't work. Jan 14 07:32:00 <jimregan> 's why I try to go for different coffee types when I'm elsewhere Jan 14 07:32:11 <editorgal> here the ritual includes mild cussing that the pot is a dribble pot for a cup and a half worth Jan 14 07:32:27 <jimregan> I think I need to kill that ritual. I had ~10 cups today. Jan 14 07:32:51 <jimregan> Just out of boredom Jan 14 07:33:12 <editorgal> // the shake becomes a warning // it is caffeine alone that sets the mind in motion Jan 14 07:33:31 <jimregan> Shake? Jan 14 07:33:34 <jimregan> Pfft. Jan 14 07:33:46 <jimregan> I need ~20 cups before I get the shakes Jan 14 07:34:04 <jimregan> I've been drinking coffee from an unhealthily young age Jan 14 07:34:06 <editorgal> then you'd be more likely to get them from not drinking at least 8... Jan 14 07:34:12 <jimregan> True Jan 14 07:34:15 <editorgal> I didn't start til I was 15 Jan 14 07:34:22 <editorgal> blame my programmer friends Jan 14 07:34:25 <editorgal> well... Jan 14 07:34:38 <editorgal> strictly speaking I tasted some younger Jan 14 07:34:45 <jimregan> I was around 10 Jan 14 07:34:54 <editorgal> and what we drank in the lab as it were wasn't coffee, it was instant Jan 14 07:35:15 <jimregan> I brought coffee to school every day when I was 11 Jan 14 07:35:33 <editorgal> well then Jan 14 07:35:37 <jimregan> Until it spilled on my books Jan 14 07:35:43 <editorgal> your nerves are probably wired for it. Jan 14 07:37:25 <jimregan> Yeah, but last time I tried to quit smoking, I tried to quit caffeine too, and managed just fine on 1 cup Jan 14 07:37:41 <jimregan> until the smoking habit kicked back in, and I said fuck it
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Jan 14 07:38:37 <lunatech> seen this /. story "Creationist Textbook Stickers Declared Unconstitutional" Jan 14 07:39:06 <jimregan> Heh Jan 14 07:39:36 <editorgal> um Jan 14 07:39:46 * editorgal shuffles her feet and looks down Jan 14 07:39:52 <editorgal> I don't follow slashdot Jan 14 07:40:00 <jimregan> WHAAAAAT! Jan 14 07:40:02 <editorgal> I sometimes surf freshmeat Jan 14 07:40:19 <editorgal> I figure the good stuff gets retold to me anyway... Jan 14 07:40:47 <jimregan> (OK, I haven't read much more than the headlines for a month now, but still) Jan 14 07:41:08 <lunatech> neither do i, others on channel usually point out interestig stories Jan 14 07:42:33 <editorgal> oh good, then you won't rat me out and make me turn in my union card Jan 14 07:42:46 <jimregan> Heh. Jan 14 07:43:00 <lunatech> :) Jan 14 07:43:04 <jimregan> When I made the switch to ubuntu, I didn't bother installing liferea Jan 14 07:43:22 <lunatech> being a conformist geek is higly overrated Jan 14 07:43:25 <jimregan> So, I don't read the stuff I used to... and don't miss most of it either Jan 14 07:43:30 <editorgal> installin wha ? Jan 14 07:43:36 <jimregan> A feedreader Jan 14 07:43:41 <editorgal> oh Jan 14 07:43:45 <jimregan> That can take input from a pipe Jan 14 07:43:47 <lunatech> bloglines is the best feed reader jimregan :) Jan 14 07:43:51 <jimregan> Pfft Jan 14 07:44:05 <jimregan> See my answer before yours Jan 14 07:44:23 <jimregan> Y'know, I had this whole screen scraping thing going on... Jan 14 07:44:28 <jimregan> don't use them anymore Jan 14 07:44:28 <editorgal> webfetch and add ones you care about to your website. Jan 14 07:44:38 <jimregan> Website? Jan 14 07:44:50 <jimregan> That's, like, soooo 1997 Jan 14 07:44:51 <lunatech> i think reading blogs can keep you ahead of the curve Jan 14 07:44:54 <editorgal> yeah I know Jan 14 07:45:08 <lunatech> you get to know cool things before anyone else Jan 14 07:45:22 <jimregan> Yeah, but it doesn't replace reading mailing lists Jan 14 07:45:27 <jimregan> (or using gmane) Jan 14 07:45:29 <jimregan> :) Jan 14 07:45:35 <lunatech> i agree with that :) Jan 14 07:46:06 <jimregan> For sites you really do read on a daily basis, it's a lot better Jan 14 07:46:28 <jimregan> But most sites have such shitty feeds Jan 14 07:46:46 * lunatech wonders what feeds jimregan reads Jan 14 07:46:46 <jimregan> (And I hold up my hands for LG's being among the worst) Jan 14 07:46:52 <jimregan> Pfft. Jan 14 07:47:15 <jimregan> Check LG back issues. I put my OPML and my screen scrapers in back issues Jan 14 07:47:34 <jimregan> (Don't ask me which :) Jan 14 07:48:39 <lunatech> i remember reading your screen scraper article :) Jan 14 07:48:45 <jimregan> The only feed I really keep an eye on anymore is my del.icio.us feed Jan 14 07:48:59 <jimregan> To keep tracks of the sites I liked :) Jan 14 07:49:24 <lunatech> del.icio.us is ingenious Jan 14 07:49:33 <jimregan> Yeah. Jan 14 07:49:37 <lunatech> i stumble upon lots of nifty things on it Jan 14 07:49:39 <jimregan> I like flickr too. Jan 14 07:50:16 <jimregan> I like bookmarking my articles with it, so I can see who else liked them :) Jan 14 07:50:42 <jimregan> The two articles in this month's LG were the most popular so far, I think Jan 14 07:50:50 <jimregan> I really wasn't expecting that Jan 14 07:51:24 <lunatech> :) Jan 14 07:51:38 <lunatech> nice hack that one Jan 14 07:51:47 <jimregan> Though I have to say, my montage script is pretty cool Jan 14 07:52:32 <jimregan> First time I sat down and wrote a program thinking "how can I make this /fully/ useful?" Jan 14 07:53:08 <lunatech> i have seen a flick zeitgist(sp?) on some blogs, Jan 14 07:53:15 <jimregan> Suppose it was something to do with my writing it on Christmas Day/the 26th Jan 14 07:53:20 <jimregan> That flash thing? Jan 14 07:53:38 <jimregan> Flash hangs my computer, that's why I wrote the script :) Jan 14 07:54:35 <lunatech> yes, yes that flash thing. it is nifty Jan 14 07:54:57 <jimregan> I was tearing my hair out, wrestling with Image::Magick's strangeness, while Charlton Heston delivered the 10 commandments on TV :) Jan 14 07:55:39 <jimregan> (I had a few "thou shalt nots" for the creator of Image::Magick Jan 14 07:56:26 <lunatech> http://www.cit.gu.edu.au/~anthony/graphics/imagick6/ Jan 14 07:56:51 <lunatech> useful examples on that page Jan 14 07:58:46 <jimregan> Eh... I don't feel like going down that route again. Jan 14 07:59:22 <lunatech> hehe .. useful resource, bookmark it . trust me you won't regret it :)
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Jan 14 05:04:37 <jimregan> 'lo Jan 14 05:04:37 <editorgal> hi jimmy. Jan 14 05:04:46 <okopnik> Hi, Jimmy! Jan 14 05:04:51 <jimregan> Erm... I wrote a story. Jan 14 05:04:59 <editorgal> what kind? Jan 14 05:05:03 <jimregan> Guess Jan 14 05:05:07 <editorgal> er Jan 14 05:05:12 <editorgal> allergy meds time again Jan 14 05:05:16 <jimregan> Heh Jan 14 05:05:42 <okopnik> Erotica involving computers? Jan 14 05:05:45 <jimregan> I was daydreaming and wrote it down for a change Jan 14 05:05:49 <jimregan> No. Jan 14 05:06:11 <jimregan> The mind boggles... Jan 14 05:06:20 <okopnik> Binary division never sounded so interesting... Jan 14 05:06:20 <editorgal> the bog mindles.. Jan 14 05:06:26 <jimregan> I like my computer, but it's a purely platonic thing Jan 14 05:06:42 * editorgal brings out some carrots to tease the square root out of them Jan 14 05:06:43 <okopnik> Yes, but does your computer think so??? Jan 14 05:06:51 <jimregan> Hmm... Jan 14 05:07:03 <editorgal> or does it have a warm sense of ftp behind its firewall? Jan 14 05:07:08 <jimregan> Heh Jan 14 05:07:33 <okopnik> If you take the square root of a caret (5^2), doesn't that get you right back to where you started? Jan 14 05:07:36 <jimregan> I really should be more careful about what I say. I keep holding it as evidence against myself Jan 14 05:07:49 <editorgal> aww Jan 14 05:07:52 * editorgal hugs jimmy Jan 14 05:08:05 <jimregan> Nah, I was talking about the ftp/firewall comment Jan 14 05:08:11 * editorgal pours him a shotglass full of something tasty Jan 14 05:08:15 <editorgal> here, take the fifth Jan 14 05:08:18 <jimregan> I sent it to Trev so he can laugh at me :) Jan 14 05:08:27 <okopnik> That's a BIG shotglass. Jan 14 05:08:29 <jimregan> Nah, gimme a glass. Ripples Jan 14 05:08:39 <editorgal> okopnik: texas Jan 14 05:08:50 <okopnik> Jimmy, you don't want Ripple. That's _nasty_ stuff. Jan 14 05:08:57 <jimregan> Heh Jan 14 05:09:04 <editorgal> geez Jimmy I said *tasty* not *nasty* Jan 14 05:09:12 <jimregan> Oh. Jan 14 05:09:22 <jimregan> That's actually what I saw Jan 14 05:09:24 * editorgal finds these shotglasses are good for 307 ale though Jan 14 05:09:40 <okopnik> Never heard of it. Jan 14 05:09:47 <editorgal> I refuse to keep anything stocked whose vintage is by week rather than year Jan 14 05:09:53 <editorgal> ! Jan 14 05:09:57 * okopnik laughs Jan 14 05:10:01 <editorgal> you never heard of 307 ale?? Jan 14 05:10:08 <okopnik> Nope. Whatsit? Jan 14 05:10:27 <jimregan> ?? Jan 14 05:11:03 <jimregan> I refuse to keep anything in the TAG bar that goes by proof instead of half-life, but to each his/her own Jan 14 05:11:20 <okopnik> Ah. Found the Tom Smith ref. Jan 14 05:11:20 <editorgal> http://www.tomsmithonline.com/lyrics/307_ale.htm Jan 14 05:12:45 <jimregan> "It'll lay your whole damn world to waste" Jan 14 05:12:48 <jimregan> put my name don Jan 14 05:12:52 <jimregan> *dwon Jan 14 05:12:57 <jimregan> Heh. down Jan 14 05:13:01 <okopnik> Ye ghods. And *then* there's... Jan 14 05:13:04 <okopnik> http://www3.sympatico.ca/jpolowin/filkstuf/v308.htm Jan 14 05:14:32 <editorgal> brb ph Jan 14 05:16:03 <jimregan> Heh Jan 14 05:18:14 <editorgal> and 307 lite, and some others.
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Jan 14 06:52:52 <jimregan> Oh... found a quote in a book about Celtic religion Jan 14 06:52:53 <jimregan> The folk of a Celtic type, whether pre-Celtic, Celtic, or Jan 14 06:52:53 <jimregan> Norse, have all spoken a Celtic language and exhibit the same old Jan 14 06:52:53 <jimregan> Celtic characteristics--vanity, loquacity, excitability, fickleness, Jan 14 06:52:53 <jimregan> imagination, love of the romantic, fidelity, attachment to family Jan 14 06:52:53 <jimregan> ties, sentimental love of their country, religiosity passing over Jan 14 06:52:53 <jimregan> easily to superstition, and a comparatively high degree of sexual Jan 14 06:52:53 <jimregan> morality. Some of these traits were already noted by classical Jan 14 06:52:53 <jimregan> observers. Jan 14 06:53:07 <jimregan> Sound like anyone? Jan 14 06:53:11 --- Received a CTCP VERSION from creighton Jan 14 06:53:20 <jimregan> Stop that right now! Jan 14 06:53:24 >creighton< CTCP VERSION Jan 14 06:53:24 -creighton- VERSION xchat 2.0.5 Linux 2.4.20 [i686/398MHz] Jan 14 06:53:30 <jimregan> How do you like it? Jan 14 06:53:48 >jimregan< CTCP VERSION Jan 14 06:53:48 --- Received a CTCP VERSION from jimregan Jan 14 06:53:49 -jimregan- VERSION xchat 2.0.8 Linux 2.6.8.1-3-386 [i686/1.80GHz] Jan 14 06:54:16 <creighton> Errr...I thought your client was doing the paste really nicely, so I wondered what it was, and CTCP is always more fun than just asking. :-) Jan 14 06:54:32 <jimregan> (No, I haven't modded that to show my state of inebriation, if that's what you were wondering) Jan 14 06:55:01 * editorgal just asks Jan 14 06:55:01 <jimregan> Nah, It's a paste from a PG etext. Nice formatting courtesy of lynx Jan 14 06:55:15 <jimregan> Heh. I had to CTCP myself to find out :) Jan 14 06:55:27 <editorgal> ok, *that* is funny. Jan 14 06:55:42 <jimregan> -jimregan- VERSION xchat 2.0.8 Linux 2.6.8.1-3-386 [i686/1.80GHz] Jan 14 06:55:53 <jimregan> (spare you the trouble) Jan 14 06:56:02 --- Received a CTCP VERSION from creighton Jan 14 06:56:08 <creighton> :-) Jan 14 06:56:12 <jimregan> :P Jan 14 06:56:14 --> lunatech (~rajshekha@202.88.151.215) has joined #tag-chat Jan 14 06:56:19 <jimregan> Hi Raj Jan 14 06:56:23 <jimregan> Cup of chai? Jan 14 06:56:25 <creighton> Hullo Jan 14 06:56:36 <editorgal> huh Jan 14 06:56:37 <lunatech> hello jimregan , Jan 14 06:56:49 <lunatech> yes a cup would be nice :) Jan 14 06:56:53 <lunatech> hello editorgal Jan 14 06:56:56 * jimregan passes one over Jan 14 06:57:02 <editorgal> when I did renfaire regularly my "cup" of chai was taller than the average beer stein Jan 14 06:57:17 <jimregan> That's the handy thing about a virtual bar... really cuts down the prep time Jan 14 06:57:34 <editorgal> That was also the time I managed to get bee stung, entirely mom's fault Jan 14 06:57:55 <editorgal> since I put an indecent amount of honey in my 18-20 oz of chai Jan 14 06:58:36 <editorgal> the bees did hang around the honey thing, and I wouldn't have been stung by them on that basis, they weren't stressy actually Jan 14 06:58:49 <editorgal> snacking, more like, and frankly, bees don't eat much Jan 14 06:59:19 <jimregan> Yeah. Make great house guests Jan 14 06:59:26 <jimregan> Take up little room, too Jan 14 06:59:40 <editorgal> but mom wails <accent type="valleygirl">like <em>toooo</em>tally freaked</accent> Jan 14 06:59:48 <lunatech> :) Jan 14 07:00:03 <jimregan> fer sher Jan 14 07:00:15 <editorgal> and I turn around and cross-move out of the intersection rather quickly, expecting to narrowly avoid a troop in platemail or the scots or somesuch Jan 14 07:00:37 <jimregan> Ye wha? Jan 14 07:00:37 <editorgal> thereby smanging the back of my hand into a terribly surprised (and now dying) bee. Jan 14 07:00:54 <editorgal> well the way she yelped I thought I was about to be run over. Jan 14 07:00:59 <jimregan> I think you omitted part of that story Jan 14 07:01:21 <editorgal> what? the part about renaissance pleasure faire? Jan 14 07:01:35 * jimregan scrolls back Jan 14 07:01:55 <jimregan> Yep Jan 14 07:02:10 <jimregan> I'm just a bit confused, OK... Jan 14 07:02:14 <editorgal> "when I did renfaire regularly..." <- that? Jan 14 07:02:27 <editorgal> um Jan 14 07:02:36 <jimregan> Oh renfaire == renaissance pleasure faire. Gotcha Jan 14 07:02:47 <editorgal> 6 weekends worth of everyone pretends it's elizabethan tourist trap Jan 14 07:02:48 <jimregan> Oh, not /just/ about that story. In general Jan 14 07:03:02 <jimregan> You read the story :) Jan 14 07:03:28 <jimregan> (For those coming late to the table, I wrote a story. All icky gooey yuck) Jan 14 07:04:00 <editorgal> the tale of the poor dead bee isn't done yet of course... damn that hurt... I was really annoyed too, but put a damper on my heartbeat el pronto... Jan 14 07:04:23 <editorgal> and laurie started clearing the way to get us down to first aid Jan 14 07:04:52 <editorgal> jimmy: you forgot mushy, that came first Jan 14 07:04:59 <jimregan> Oh, yeah. Mea culpa. Jan 14 07:05:21 <jimregan> I think the letter was so much more mushy though. Jan 14 07:05:29 <editorgal> *now* if someone got in our way there was gonna be someone run over... Jan 14 07:05:32 <jimregan> Public shaming? [Y]/n? Jan 14 07:06:16 <editorgal> so I got down to first aid and they were able to extract the bee remains before much of its poison sac got into my hand Jan 14 07:06:17 <jimregan> I did promise Mike something to razz me about Jan 14 07:06:25 <editorgal> mom, however, needed a tranquilizer. Jan 14 07:06:32 <jimregan> *snort* Jan 14 07:06:36 <jimregan> Splart! Jan 14 07:06:41 <jimregan> Oh... Jan 14 07:06:54 <jimregan> Just noticed the splart! notice is gone. Jan 14 07:06:59 <editorgal> yeah thomas took it off Jan 14 07:07:15 <editorgal> we do change these things from time to time you know Jan 14 07:07:16 <jimregan> Splart is the sound you make when you try to hold the coffee in with your hand and fail Jan 14 07:07:26 <jimregan> Yeah... but so rarely :P Jan 14 07:07:45 <jimregan> (Erm... when laughing...) Jan 14 07:07:48 <editorgal> given how unhappy my new year has been... Jan 14 07:08:15 <jimregan> (I just remembered certain stories... felt the need to specify) Jan 14 07:09:02 <creighton> unhappy? Jan 14 07:09:27 <creighton> Heh heh...people kept telling me "Happy New Year!" I said "We'll see, won't we?" Jan 14 07:09:29 --- editorgal has changed the topic to: The Answer Gang, linux 'r' us and maybe the kernel will even compile this time | linuxgazette.net #110 | The TAG bar is open, look out for the watzamocha Jan 14 07:09:45 <editorgal> creighton: two of my friends died, one very close to me :( Jan 14 07:09:58 <editorgal> although I think the total score goes... Jan 14 07:10:09 <jimregan> You're keeping score? Jan 14 07:10:25 <jimregan> Dammit, I'm the morbid one. You stick to -ose, you! Jan 14 07:10:50 <editorgal> 1 death by old age, 1 utterly unfair early death for no known reason (yet), 2 people suicidal during xmastime still around, and 1 wedding proposal of a friend accepted by his sweety Jan 14 07:10:56 <jimregan> (Erm... too facetious?) Jan 14 07:11:38 <jimregan> Wow. Wedding proposal accepted? You really are more morbid than me :) Jan 14 07:11:57 <editorgal> jimregan: the king of ose died a few years ago of brain cancer Jan 14 07:12:24 <jimregan> Gah... Jan 14 07:12:26 <editorgal> aww that's not morbid - they're both sweet people Jan 14 07:12:42 <jimregan> Fitting... Jan 14 07:12:48 <editorgal> oh yeah and a couple who'd broken up got back together over xmas Jan 14 07:12:55 <jimregan> but still... at the same time... erm... fitting Jan 14 07:13:11 <jimregan> Yeah. Quite common. Jan 14 07:13:18 <jimregan> You get better presents that way Jan 14 07:13:34 <editorgal> um Jan 14 07:13:45 <editorgal> I don't think that's how it worked out, but nevermind Jan 14 07:13:51 <jimregan> Oh, did I forget to mention I'm in cynical mode?
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Jan 14 05:18:30 <okopnik> | Well, I've got to get to sleep. Early morning tomorrow - gotta pack my stuff, clear out of the hotel room, drag all my stuff over to Sun like a homeless person... :) |
Jan 14 05:18:44 <jimregan> | In a shopping trolley? |
Jan 14 05:19:06 <okopnik> | Well, a mini-van, anyway. Same thing, nearly. |
Jan 14 05:19:21 <jimregan> | Ah. Engine trouble. Gotcha. |
Jan 14 05:20:07 <okopnik> | Wrap up the class by mid-day and bow out, to my students' roar of approval and gratitude... and take a 60-mile run to the airport. |
Jan 14 05:20:22 <okopnik> | If I had engine trouble, that would be a *long* way to push it. |
Jan 14 05:20:44 <jimregan> | Heh. Much better to get towlines and a skateboard :) |
Jan 14 05:21:31 <okopnik> | Denver is very pretty (when not fogged in or sleeting or snowing like hell or bloody freezing like it was today...) but weird; the Sun center is *way* out in the boonies. |
Jan 14 05:21:49 <okopnik> | Anyway... TTYL! |
Jan 14 05:22:07 <jimregan> | Bye |
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Jan 14 05:22:38 <editorgal> bye ben Jan 14 05:23:05 <jimregan> OK, so aside from the morbid ending... Jan 14 06:32:42 --> creighton (~jason@ppp46.polson.net) has joined #tag-chat Jan 14 06:33:05 <jimregan> Hi Jason Jan 14 06:33:11 <editorgal> hi jason Jan 14 06:33:41 <creighton> Hi Jason. (Oh, wait...) :-) Jan 14 06:34:06 <editorgal> "say goodnight, gracie" <gracie> goodnight, gracie. Jan 14 06:34:38 <jimregan> When I think expresso, I think raw expresso, not... non caffeinated stuff Jan 14 06:34:41 * editorgal breaks out the espresso cups Jan 14 06:34:48 <editorgal> not expresso Jan 14 06:34:50 <jimregan> (Where 'stuff' is to be said with much disdain) Jan 14 06:35:01 <editorgal> expresso's probably some courier brand name in podunk iowa Jan 14 06:35:07 <jimregan> Espresso, sorry Jan 14 06:35:12 <jimregan> Yeesh. Jan 14 06:35:14 <creighton> Whoa! non caffeinated espresso? Jan 14 06:35:32 <jimregan> No.... Heather was telling me about her bowl size cups Jan 14 06:35:35 <editorgal> and /me thought diet jolt cola was antimatter Jan 14 06:35:37 <jimregan> "For espresso?" Jan 14 06:35:43 <editorgal> yeah Jan 14 06:35:48 <creighton> jimregan: Yeah, spelling will kill you. I'll ship you a dictionary via Fed-Es. :) Jan 14 06:36:13 <jimregan> capuccino == espresso drink... but with non-caffeinated crap Jan 14 06:36:22 <editorgal> 1 cup standard coffee, N shots espresso, additives per (latte cappucino mocha wtf etc) Jan 14 06:36:34 <editorgal> no way Jan 14 06:36:38 <jimregan> (Though if they ever manage to make caffeinated cream...) Jan 14 06:36:40 <editorgal> it isn't coffee without caffiene Jan 14 06:36:51 <jimregan> Hey, hey, hey Jan 14 06:37:08 <jimregan> Noone was talking about decaf, just a simple misunderstanding Jan 14 06:37:12 <jimregan> Stay calm! Jan 14 06:37:14 <editorgal> good Jan 14 06:37:19 <editorgal> just so we have that stright Jan 14 06:37:25 <editorgal> +ai Jan 14 06:37:27 <jimregan> Eep! I said the 'd' word Jan 14 06:37:50 * editorgal commits jimmy to 40 lashes with a wet noodle Jan 14 06:37:50 <jimregan> De (/me spits at the ground) caf Jan 14 06:37:56 <jimregan> much better Jan 14 06:38:07 <jimregan> brb Jan 14 06:38:16 <jimregan> (all this talk of caffeine) Jan 14 06:38:54 <creighton> I don't drink coffee. Never tried it. I see too many people who just can't go without the stuff, I don't think I want jokes made about "not really awake until the second cup of coffee" to be *true*. But I mentally file "Capuccino" under "Something weird that coffee people like. See also: Mocha, Frappe, etc..." Jan 14 06:38:59 <editorgal> darnit, wasn't very lit here today, and I want the photos I'm going to merge in similar lighting Jan 14 06:39:15 <editorgal> oh well Jan 14 06:39:22 <editorgal> I mostly drink tea... Jan 14 06:39:30 <editorgal> coffee I savor, tea I drink Jan 14 06:39:47 <editorgal> I don't put up with icky coffee either Jan 14 06:40:53 <editorgal> Mocha = method to get the maximum amount of stimulant into a sysadmin's body, consisting of espresso, chocolate, cream, with whipped cream on top, chocolate powder for cuteness optional. Jan 14 06:41:20 <editorgal> cute lil shavings of a chocolate brick also pleasantly acceptable Jan 14 06:42:05 <editorgal> anyways Jan 14 06:42:19 <editorgal> jason, what do you actually prefer to drink? Jan 14 06:42:38 * editorgal could just go back and look at the thread, but.. Jan 14 06:43:14 <creighton> You mean, if someone asked me, "What would you like to drink? Come on, anything at all!" what would I want? Jan 14 06:43:23 <editorgal> sure Jan 14 06:43:31 <creighton> Hmm Jan 14 06:44:19 <creighton> This is going to sound weird... Jan 14 06:44:36 * editorgal grins, weird's fine by *me* ... Jan 14 06:44:47 <jimregan> Fine by me, and I stock the bar Jan 14 06:45:21 <jimregan> What? Human blood? Jan 14 06:45:37 <jimregan> I got some, y'know... any blood group in particular? Jan 14 06:45:37 <editorgal> smurf juice? Jan 14 06:45:45 <jimregan> Hee hee hee Jan 14 06:46:02 <jimregan> (sorry, spent the evening watching some really juvenile stuff) Jan 14 06:46:25 * editorgal looks up a vendor ID number for Gargamel Jan 14 06:46:38 <editorgal> says he's out, lil buggers keep getting away. Jan 14 06:46:43 <creighton> But I really like a good lemonade. No, not *real* lemonade. The stuff you can order at a restaurant, or buy in 2-Liter bottles at Wal-Mart. Probably loaded with Bad Stuff, but a nice smooth taste, which I tend to prefer over carbonated soft drinks. Jan 14 06:47:12 <jimregan> Lemonade? Jan 14 06:47:14 <jimregan> OUT!! Jan 14 06:47:16 <jimregan> Heh Jan 14 06:47:24 <editorgal> right, one high fructose corn syrup laden something lemony with yellow coloring coming up. Jan 14 06:47:32 <jimregan> Hey! Jan 14 06:47:36 <creighton> editorgal: That's the spirit! :) Jan 14 06:47:47 <jimregan> That's my damned bar! Jan 14 06:47:50 <editorgal> most of the stuff you can get at restaurants here came from lemons. sorry bought that jason Jan 14 06:48:11 <creighton> "damned"? What did it do? Jan 14 06:48:11 <editorgal> he didn't say he wanted a drink, that makes it my stock Jan 14 06:48:23 * jimregan finds something sufficiently chemical laden, with a hint of cirtus Jan 14 06:48:25 <creighton> editorgal: Sorry, brain's gone fuzzy. Where's "here"? Jan 14 06:48:32 <jimregan> (Note: not 'citrus') Jan 14 06:48:34 * editorgal giggles Jan 14 06:48:41 <jimregan> The bar! Jan 14 06:48:56 * jimregan points at the kegs and spirit bottles Jan 14 06:49:00 <editorgal> that's what you get for drinking what Jimmy put in front of you... Jan 14 06:49:18 <editorgal> as for where *I* am... Jan 14 06:49:20 <editorgal> er Jan 14 06:49:23 * jimregan grabs a lemonade Jan 14 06:49:34 * jimregan grabs a wutka Jan 14 06:49:48 * editorgal skips the mental nav specs, them probably not being what he wants to here. Jan 14 06:50:12 <editorgal> especially with the under destruction signs in there :/ Jan 14 06:50:31 <jimregan> (wutka == vodka, but moreso) Jan 14 06:50:45 * editorgal is presently typing from a chair in northern california
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Jan 18 23:46:08 <editorgal> | tend the bar, you ;) |
Jan 18 23:49:28 <jimregan> | Nope. Recording tomorrow, so I gotta write words |
Jan 18 23:49:55 <editorgal> | then gimme the keys to the liquor cabinet, or I'll magic wand 'em |
Jan 18 23:50:03 <jimregan> | Cabinet? |
Jan 18 23:50:14 <jimregan> | They're all lined up behind the counter |
Jan 18 23:50:16 <editorgal> | lol |
Jan 18 23:50:20 <jimregan> | No keys reqd. |
Jan 18 23:50:31 <editorgal> | well you didn't stop me goin' back there, so I'm on duty now |
Jan 18 23:50:53 <jimregan> | (The safe to the good stuff can only be opened by special incantation and teddy bear sacrifice though :-) |
Jan 18 23:51:52 * editorgal has the Scissors, they trump you. | |
Jan 18 23:58:52 <jimregan> | Pfft. You don't scare me. |
Jan 19 00:00:43 <editorgal> | scare nothing |
Jan 19 00:00:58 <editorgal> | I was just talking about how I have no problem getting into things |
Jan 19 00:02:32 <jimregan> | Nope, sorry. Scissor proof. |
Jan 19 00:05:06 <editorgal> | it's not the scissors themselves you have to worry about |
Jan 19 00:05:14 <editorgal> | it's the rewriting... |
Jan 19 00:05:26 <editorgal> | google on "Railroad Bill" |
Jan 19 00:05:48 <jimregan> | Nope. Google n'aime pas Lynx. |
Jan 19 00:06:16 <editorgal> | lynx googles just fine, you're just lazy. |
Jan 19 00:06:48 <jimregan> | Nope. Google keeps telling me my browser sent a malformed request. |
Jan 19 00:06:56 <jimregan> | Did it in Mandrake too. |
Jan 19 00:09:12 <editorgal> | must be a corrupt copy of lynx |
Jan 19 00:09:18 <editorgal> | the one I have in debian works fine |
Jan 19 00:09:58 <editorgal> | http://sniff.numachi.com/~rickheit/dtrad/pages/tiRRBILLKT;ttRRBILLKT.html |
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** Normality ** | |
Jan 05 21:14:51 <jimregan> | The word 'normal' does not apply to people. At all. No such thing. |
Jan 05 21:14:59 <editorgal> | yeah I know |
Jan 05 21:15:25 <editorgal> | find the guy with 100 IQ, 1 wife, 3.2 children, and 1.7 pets. |
Jan 05 21:15:37 <editorgal> | and don't tell me what you do with .7 of a dog. |
Jan 05 21:16:06 <jimregan> | Give it a decent burial? |
Jan 05 21:27:31 <editorgal> | I guess |
Jan 05 21:27:49 <editorgal> | except then you slip off average, the average people don't bury their pets. |
Jan 05 21:28:21 <jimregan> | We always buried ours. Though our original pet graveyard no longer exists. |
** Past tense ** | |
Jan 05 23:36:12 <editorgal> | lol @ frank and Ernest cartoon |
Jan 05 23:36:18 <jimregan> | ? |
Jan 05 23:36:33 <editorgal> | <frank the caveman> I just invented past tense and present tense |
Jan 05 23:36:44 <editorgal> | <ernest the caveman> oh, did you, now? |
Jan 05 23:37:58 * jimregan runs screaming to the hills | |
Jan 05 23:39:21 <editorgal> | *heh* |
** Prince Charming ** | |
Jan 05 23:48:31 <jimregan> | Ooooh noooo...... |
Jan 05 23:49:01 <jimregan> | This book starts off about a girl who's dreaming about a Prince Charming |
Jan 05 23:49:38 <jimregan> | And about how the first time she fell in love was with a boy, who's first approach was to ask for a pencil, with a pen in his pocket |
Jan 05 23:50:16 <jimregan> | (I used getting a hairnet as an excuse to go look for her this morning... but had one on) |
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Jan 04 06:37:31 <jimregan> I've only ever given one presentation, ever Jan 04 06:37:46 <jimregan> (And brought the draft version instead of the final) Jan 04 06:37:52 <editorgal> I've given a stack of them and made presentation software for more Jan 04 06:37:56 <editorgal> whoops Jan 04 06:37:58 <jimregan> I'm a public speaking disaster :) Jan 04 06:38:20 * editorgal loans jimmy a copy of "Technically Speaking" Jan 04 06:38:41 <jimregan> At the hustings when I went for a student's union position, I got a big laugh Jan 04 06:39:05 <jimregan> Looked down at my hand, noticed I still had a lit cigarette in it, and flicked it from the podium Jan 04 06:39:38 <editorgal> lol Jan 04 06:39:39 <jimregan> Had to ad lib my speech, 'cos I had my cue cards upside down & out of order Jan 04 06:39:49 <jimregan> Kept it to 3 sentences :) Jan 04 06:39:57 <editorgal> I have a trick for that part Jan 04 06:40:23 <editorgal> punch holes in the corner, and run one of these round keychain loops through them Jan 04 06:40:24 <jimregan> Threw those off the podium too. Made it part of the speech Jan 04 06:40:32 <editorgal> that way they're stuck in order Jan 04 06:40:38 <editorgal> oh well, ok Jan 04 06:41:01 <editorgal> especially if it's a feature in this crowd to be short er, ahem, brief about it Jan 04 06:41:10 <jimregan> Yeah Jan 04 06:41:17 <editorgal> "short" here is sometimes used to mean a cross attitude Jan 04 06:41:27 <editorgal> "don't be short with me" Jan 04 06:41:45 <editorgal> ^ == adult version of "you meanybutts stop it" Jan 04 06:41:30 <jimregan> First of the 3 sentences was "Fuck it, I'm not going to waste your time" Jan 04 06:41:51 <jimregan> heh Jan 04 06:42:00 <editorgal> heh bet that got good attention Jan 04 06:42:25 <editorgal> so did you get the job or not? Jan 04 06:42:37 <jimregan> Dunno. I was the only person going for the job, so all I needed was to get the basic amount of votes Jan 04 06:42:52 <jimregan> Oh, I got the job. Well, position. Jan 04 06:42:59 <editorgal> you don't know if you got it?? Jan 04 06:43:01 <editorgal> oh ok Jan 04 06:43:12 <jimregan> "Job" to me implies payment. Jan 04 06:43:15 <editorgal> oh you don't know if what you did really counted as good Jan 04 06:43:17 <editorgal> ah Jan 04 06:43:25 <editorgal> I worked with the student union Jan 04 06:43:40 <editorgal> but as a tutor; we did get paid, just wretchedly. Jan 04 06:43:48 <jimregan> :( Jan 04 06:43:58 <editorgal> with a shush on telling students needing tutoring how much we're paid Jan 04 06:44:17 <editorgal> don't want to discourage people from offering or seeking help by discussing money Jan 04 06:44:21 <jimregan> It did annoy me that I my president was less organised than me. Jan 04 06:44:24 <editorgal> just get to the topic Jan 04 06:45:09 <editorgal> I did fine at that of course Jan 04 06:45:19 <jimregan> There's a college quiz show on TV here... he told me we were to submit a team the Monday of the week it was due Jan 04 06:45:21 <editorgal> english and higher math and computing Jan 04 06:45:39 <editorgal> oh that's a lot of help Jan 04 06:45:51 <jimregan> Yeah. Due Wednesday. Jan 04 06:46:30 <jimregan> The vice president was fairly neurotic anyway, and gave out to me because she knew he wouldn't pay attention :)
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Jan 15 13:15:17 <jimregan> | 'lo |
Jan 15 13:17:50 <thomas_adam> | Hello. |
Jan 15 13:23:12 <jimregan> | Anything strange? |
Jan 15 13:24:42 <thomas_adam> | Such as? |
Jan 15 13:25:55 <jimregan> | Well... if it was strange enough, you'd know. |
Jan 15 13:26:10 <thomas_adam> | Heh. No, nothing is strange(r). |
Jan 15 13:27:02 <jimregan> | Damn. I'll have to look harder then. |
Jan 15 13:27:24 <jimregan> | Everything is quite normal around here, which is disappointing. |
Jan 15 13:28:38 <thomas_adam> | Hehe. |
Jan 15 13:28:49 <thomas_adam> | No rainbows or pots of gold, eh? |
Jan 15 13:28:56 <jimregan> | Nope. |
Jan 15 13:29:12 <jimregan> | Not even a glimpse of a leprechaun |
Jan 15 13:29:47 <thomas_adam> | :) |
Jan 15 13:29:59 <jimregan> | Oh... wait... there is a rainbow |
Jan 15 13:30:05 <thomas_adam> | Yayyyyy. |
Jan 15 13:30:21 <jimregan> | Dammit, where did I leave my leprechaun straightjacket? |
Jan 15 13:30:28 * thomas_adam laughs. | |
Jan 15 13:30:47 <jimregan> | Though these days we tend to get the American tourist leprechauns |
Jan 15 13:30:57 <jimregan> | With their bad accents |
Jan 15 13:31:07 <jimregan> | No bloody gold either |
Jan 15 13:31:19 <jimregan> | Keep trying to fob us off with rubbish cereal |
Jan 15 13:32:54 <thomas_adam> | :) |
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Jan 15 13:30:47 <jimregan> Though these days we tend to get the American tourist leprechauns Jan 15 13:30:57 <jimregan> With their bad accents Jan 15 13:31:07 <jimregan> No bloody gold either Jan 15 13:31:19 <jimregan> Keep trying to fob us off with rubbish cereal Jan 15 13:32:54 <thomas_adam> :) Jan 15 13:33:03 <thomas_adam> I like accents... Jan 15 13:33:14 <thomas_adam> Which kind of Irish one do you have? Jan 15 13:33:22 <jimregan> Erm... Jan 15 13:33:36 <jimregan> I have a fairly flat southern accent. Jan 15 13:33:48 <jimregan> Depends on who I'm talking to. Jan 15 13:34:01 <thomas_adam> Why? Jan 15 13:34:21 <jimregan> More use of idiom around certain people Jan 15 13:34:41 <jimregan> (Because they don't really 'get' standard English) Jan 15 13:34:43 <thomas_adam> Oh. I suppose we're all guilty of that. Jan 15 13:34:55 <thomas_adam> That's OK, neither do the Americans. :P Jan 15 13:34:58 <jimregan> Heh. I make no bones about being a pretentious git Jan 15 13:35:17 * thomas_adam wasn't going to mention it. Jan 15 13:35:27 <jimregan> It's actually something I've been giving thought to. Jan 15 13:35:43 <thomas_adam> Being a git? :) Jan 15 13:35:45 <jimregan> A coworker and I are going to teach each other languages Jan 15 13:35:58 <jimregan> Nah. Don't need to think about that, it comes naturally. Jan 15 13:36:14 <thomas_adam> Hehehe. Jan 15 13:36:26 <thomas_adam> You could teach other languages, aye. Jan 15 13:37:09 <thomas_adam> I know that over here, if one wants to teach at a University -- no teaching experience is needed. In fact, apart from one or two, most of my lecturers are people whom have been in industry for ages. Jan 15 13:37:10 <jimregan> He wants to improve his English. It doesn't really help that there are three main versions he'd have to be familiar with Jan 15 13:37:28 <jimregan> Yeah. Tend to be better lecturers for it. Jan 15 13:38:13 <thomas_adam> ... then there are those who are clueless. Jan 15 13:38:16 <jimregan> The academic types tend to be a bit strange Jan 15 13:38:26 <thomas_adam> Ivory towers, and all that. Jan 15 13:38:41 <jimregan> "So we were doing research into foo..." Jan 15 13:38:44 <jimregan> "Why?" Jan 15 13:38:47 <jimregan> "Erm...." Jan 15 13:39:22 <jimregan> Heh. Media Lab Europe shut down. Jan 15 13:39:33 <thomas_adam> It's not even that -- there's one lecturer who used to be in the army, and post that, did acting. It shows, too. He doesn't know shit. Quite how he got a job lecturing, I don't know. Jan 15 13:40:40 <jimregan> Heh. We had to do a course in basic office-type applications in first year. Our lecturer just about knew how to use Word... Jan 15 13:40:53 <thomas_adam> :) Jan 15 13:41:36 <jimregan> A friend of mine is doing his masters, and was giving lecturing work. Jan 15 13:42:00 <jimregan> He said that every lecture, he's guaranteed to 'zone' Jan 15 13:42:12 <thomas_adam> Zone? Jan 15 13:42:13 <thomas_adam> (brb) Jan 15 13:42:27 <jimregan> He'll start talking about something, tune out, tune back in and wonder what the hell he's talking about. Jan 15 13:42:43 <jimregan> His students loved his lectures, for the comedy appeal. Jan 15 13:43:12 <thomas_adam> Aww. Jan 15 13:43:47 <jimregan> Mostly it'd be telling them exactly how useless aspect X of the course was Jan 15 13:44:17 <thomas_adam> :D Jan 15 13:44:39 <jimregan> I think he was giving lectures on software design techniques, so he had plenty of ammunition Jan 15 13:45:11 <jimregan> (Not that he ever stuck to his own subject) Jan 15 13:45:51 <thomas_adam> Hehehehehe. Jan 15 13:45:54 <thomas_adam> He sounds cool. Jan 15 13:46:28 <jimregan> Yeah. He's the type who studies religions so he can annoy their adherents in depth. Jan 15 13:46:56 <jimregan> "Oh, you can't fully appreciate the Quran unless you're read it in Arabic" Jan 15 13:47:05 <jimregan> "What, bullshit doesn't translate?" Jan 15 13:47:12 <thomas_adam> :) Jan 15 13:47:42 <jimregan> He decided to become a Buddhist because "you can tag on another religion" Jan 15 13:48:07 <jimregan> He loooves telling the Jehovah's Witnesses that he'll convert Jan 15 13:48:16 <jimregan> because it doesn't conflict with Buddhism Jan 15 13:48:33 <jimregan> "But... but...." Jan 15 13:48:44 <thomas_adam> LOL! Jan 15 13:49:12 <jimregan> Heh. Once he wrote a program in Java and in 8088 asm to show that the 8088 version was faster Jan 15 13:49:28 <thomas_adam> He didn't need to do that... Jan 15 13:49:34 <thomas_adam> It was a foregone conclusion. Jan 15 13:49:35 <jimregan> (Again, picking on a religious fanatic) Jan 15 13:50:48 <jimregan> I remember being highly amused when I saw the quote about you being the type who'd write his own operating system. Jan 15 13:50:54 <jimregan> 'Cos this guy actually did it. Jan 15 13:51:21 <thomas_adam> I never would. Jan 15 13:51:27 <jimregan> Some NT apologist lecturer really got to him, so he wrote it for his thesis. Jan 15 13:51:48 <jimregan> Just so he could say "see, there's no good reason for NT to do [whatever it was]" Jan 15 13:52:00 <thomas_adam> :D Jan 15 13:52:28 <jimregan> It's strange how the world works. Jan 15 13:52:53 <thomas_adam> Indeed. Jan 15 13:52:54 <jimregan> Once he'd decided to write about that, he stumbled across a bunch of books about OS design at a book fair Jan 15 13:53:27 <jimregan> And so did another friend: "You wouldn't by any chance be interested in these?" Jan 15 13:53:41 <thomas_adam> :)) Jan 15 13:54:01 <jimregan> The other day, I had my first serious thought about needing to earn more Jan 15 13:54:12 <thomas_adam> Oh? Jan 15 13:54:20 <jimregan> 10 minutes later, one of the senior operatives told me he was changing jobs Jan 15 13:54:45 <thomas_adam> Ah. Jan 15 13:55:06 <jimregan> I didn't say a word to anyone about it, the universe just dumped it in my lap. Jan 15 13:55:24 <thomas_adam> What would you do about another job? Jan 15 13:55:48 <jimregan> You mean working elsewhere, or going for this job? Jan 15 13:56:02 <jimregan> I'm not really ready to move on to somewhere else. Jan 15 13:56:24 <thomas_adam> Hmm. Jan 15 13:57:11 <jimregan> I mean, I could go get another job, possibly quite easily Jan 15 13:57:34 <jimregan> But I decided to use this job as a learning experience, and I still have something to learn. Jan 15 13:57:59 <thomas_adam> But to what end? It seems like a horrid place. Jan 15 13:58:01 <jimregan> It's just a feeling, but that feeling has always steered me right in the past. Jan 15 13:58:28 <jimregan> Well, everything happens for a reason. (Or at least, I'm superstitious enough to believe that) Jan 15 13:59:03 <thomas_adam> Fatalistic? Jan 15 13:59:13 <jimregan> I needed to learn the right kind of humility, working where I am has taught me that. Jan 15 13:59:39 <jimregan> And I needed to unlearn the wrong kind that got me consistently screwed over. Jan 15 13:59:55 * thomas_adam nods. Jan 15 14:00:23 <jimregan> I've had a very strange week and a half... Jan 15 14:00:46 <jimregan> Basically, if I've thought about anything I needed, it happened. Jan 15 14:02:36 <jimregan> I suppose it's really that I learned to attempt things without presuming failure from the start. Jan 15 14:03:39 <thomas_adam> That's always a good frame of mind to start with Jan 15 14:04:47 <jimregan> Well, attempt most things. I think I know what I need to do now.
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Jan 16 08:22:45 <jimregan> | Tee hee hee. |
Jan 16 08:22:47 <editorgal> | huh? |
Jan 16 08:23:01 <jimregan> | I broke the control panel for the machine I work at last night. |
Jan 16 08:23:21 <jimregan> | It's a touch screen, but the touch part was getting a bit touchy recently |
Jan 16 08:24:16 <jimregan> | So... I hit it a bit hard, and smashed the screen :) |
Jan 16 08:24:28 <editorgal> | ! |
Jan 16 08:24:33 <jimregan> | My supervisor refused to believe I could do that much damage with my fingers |
Jan 16 08:24:36 * editorgal checks your hand | |
Jan 16 08:24:55 <jimregan> | I was set to do fingertip pushups to shut him up |
Jan 16 08:25:32 <jimregan> | "You know that cost 30,000?" |
Jan 16 08:25:39 <jimregan> | "Pfft. It was broken anyway" |
Jan 16 08:27:28 <jimregan> | 30,000. Someone got ripped off. |
Jan 16 08:30:14 <editorgal> | well as long as the insurance guys refuse to believe it was damage by fingers |
Jan 16 08:30:18 <editorgal> | heh |
Jan 16 08:33:26 <jimregan> | Heh. I'd happily demonstrate if anyone else disbelieves me. |
Jan 16 08:35:18 <jimregan> | c/~ Driving nowhere fast / Accelerate to pass / Now I've got time to kill at last |
Jan 16 08:35:39 <jimregan> | Sheesh. I was fit to pass out 45 minutes ago. |
Jan 16 08:35:59 <editorgal> | :/ |
Jan 16 08:36:05 <editorgal> | fainting is bad.. |
Jan 16 08:36:09 <jimregan> | Now I'm all hyper and stuff |
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Jan 16 08:33:27 <editorgal> his nose looks right now Jan 16 08:33:31 <jimregan> :) Jan 16 08:33:41 <editorgal> he hasn't quite got xteddy's smile, but Jan 16 08:33:54 <editorgal> hey, we *are* catching him pre-coffee. Jan 16 08:36:24 <editorgal> heh. 1-10 out of 304,000 hits on 'linux teddy' Jan 16 08:36:35 <jimregan> ? Jan 16 08:37:27 <editorgal> well I just had this idea that bear's bio would be in there cuz I might claim he took the photo.. Jan 16 08:37:42 <jimregan> Oh... dear... god... Jan 16 08:37:46 <editorgal> with it being an excuse to cross point at some teddybear stuff of some sort Jan 16 08:37:54 <editorgal> <- wicked Jan 16 08:38:12 <jimregan> Look, just because I've been all puppy-like for the last 2 months doesn't mean I'm getting into all the icky cutesy stuff Jan 16 08:38:45 <editorgal> hey Jan 16 08:38:49 <editorgal> it's my teddybear Jan 16 08:38:53 <jimregan> :) Jan 16 08:38:54 <editorgal> don't be mean like that Jan 16 08:38:58 <editorgal> ;> Jan 16 08:39:22 <editorgal> anyways so far it looks like it'd all be a cheap ad for cafepress... Jan 16 08:39:36 <jimregan> Hmm... wonder if there's a teddy bear mod for Doom... Jan 16 08:39:56 <editorgal> they have a stock white teddy bear they put lil t-shirts on. Jan 16 08:40:08 <jimregan> I don't play games, but I'd make an exception to shoot some teddies Jan 16 08:41:14 <editorgal> * bear growls Jan 16 08:41:22 <editorgal> there's a mini-itx teddybear Jan 16 08:43:13 <editorgal> multiple hits on a fedora german mailing list because someone's nick is teddybear... Jan 16 08:44:36 <jimregan> Grr. Jan 16 08:44:51 <jimregan> I was gonna growl back, but the effect is lost in text. Jan 16 08:45:01 <editorgal> hehe Jan 16 08:45:12 <editorgal> * bear hops on the counter and hugs his coffeemug Jan 16 08:45:32 * jimregan searches for his 'baseball' bat Jan 16 08:45:46 <editorgal> heck, bear darn near *fits* in his coffeemug. Jan 16 08:48:27 <editorgal> there was a teddybear computing services - and might still be - but the url quoted goes to a teddybear artists colony now. guess teddybears are leaving windows behind. Jan 16 08:48:48 <jimregan> Heh heh. Jan 16 08:48:59 <jimregan> I saw 'colony' and jumped to conclusions Jan 16 08:49:09 <jimregan> "What, they shave off the fur?" Jan 16 08:49:48 <editorgal> err Jan 16 08:50:25 <editorgal> I take that back, according to her TechWeb (nee' WinMag) bio, she always wanted to open a teddybear shop, and the shown teddybear is the same image on the website Jan 16 08:51:40 <jimregan> Er, OK. Jan 16 08:52:13 <editorgal> type of server software not mentioned... :) Jan 16 08:55:20 * jimregan declares behind the bar a teddy bear free zone Jan 16 08:56:59 <editorgal> <bear> bllllt Jan 16 08:57:31 <jimregan> Bear doesn't want to experience my glare. Jan 16 08:57:55 <editorgal> Tiny Debugger (tdbr - "teddy bear") Peter Lund Jan 16 08:58:08 <editorgal> * bear is well defended, he doesn't care. Jan 16 08:58:30 <jimregan> Hah. Jan 16 08:59:03 * jimregan turns on the full force of his glare. Across the globe echoes the sound of children sobbing Jan 16 08:59:46 <editorgal> interesting Jan 16 09:00:08 <jimregan> ? Jan 16 09:00:24 <editorgal> he says he started that project when he was ill, and it probably helped him not forget how to program. Jan 16 09:02:54 * editorgal bookmarks him Jan 16 09:03:41 <editorgal> and alas, there's some windows virus called teddybear :( Jan 16 09:04:29 <editorgal> hm. a mention on telsa's diary? Jan 16 09:04:30 * jimregan feels the urge to torture kittens to repair the cutesy balance Jan 16 09:05:12 <editorgal> giggle. she has a beeblelbear Jan 16 09:05:20 <editorgal> don't panic jimmy Jan 16 09:05:48 <jimregan> Groan Jan 16 09:05:49 <editorgal> you can always come up with less cutesy ideas for covers Jan 16 09:06:08 <jimregan> Crucified bear? Jan 16 09:06:12 <editorgal> and if I can do the art I might even give em the shot what the heck Jan 16 09:06:23 <jimregan> }:) Jan 16 09:06:25 <editorgal> where's the linux in that? Jan 16 09:06:33 <editorgal> xteddy is at least already an app. Jan 16 09:07:01 <jimregan> Mmm hmm. Jan 16 09:07:31 <editorgal> hmm Jan 16 09:19:26 <editorgal> ! Jan 16 09:19:43 <editorgal> "teddybear housed wireless access point 400 meter range" Jan 16 09:20:00 <editorgal> wrong Jan 16 09:20:04 <editorgal> 400 feet Jan 16 09:20:23 * editorgal needs to learn to read Jan 16 09:20:28 <editorgal> wireless video Jan 16 09:20:37 <editorgal> bet it's supposed to be a baby monitor Jan 16 09:33:26 <editorgal> right now xteddy's still reading an upside down phone book, which looks pretty silly. Jan 16 09:33:34 <editorgal> But it is a good save point. Jan 16 09:33:55 <jimregan> :) Jan 16 15:43:02 --> You are now talking on #tag-chat Jan 16 15:43:02 --- Topic for #tag-chat is The Answer Gang, linux 'r' us and maybe the kernel will even compile this time | linuxgazette.net #110 | The TAG bar is open, look out for the watzamocha Jan 16 15:43:02 --- Topic for #tag-chat set by editorgal at Fri Jan 14 07:09:26 Jan 16 15:43:32 * jimregan is happy to see there's no mention of teddy bears in the /topic Jan 17 08:30:17 --> You are now talking on #tag-chat Jan 17 08:30:17 --- Topic for #tag-chat is The Answer Gang, linux 'r' us and maybe the kernel will even compile this time | linuxgazette.net #110 | The TAG bar is open, look out for the watzamocha | xteddy hugs you Jan 17 08:30:17 --- Topic for #tag-chat set by thomas_adam at Sun Jan 16 15:54:18 Jan 17 08:30:29 <jimregan> mornin' Jan 17 08:30:46 <jimregan> Ack! Teddy bear mention! Jan 17 08:31:16 * jimregan sprays on teddy bear repellant Jan 18 20:51:00 --> You are now talking on #tag-chat Jan 18 20:51:00 --- Topic for #tag-chat is The Answer Gang, linux 'r' us and maybe the kernel will even compile this time | linuxgazette.net #110 | The TAG bar is open, look out for the watzamocha | xteddy hugs you Jan 18 20:51:00 --- Topic for #tag-chat set by thomas_adam at Sun Jan 16 15:54:18 Jan 18 20:51:11 <jimregan> Grr. Jan 18 20:51:57 * jimregan thought he called in the teddy bear exterminator... Jan 18 20:52:05 * thomas_adam larts jimregan Jan 18 20:52:07 <thomas_adam> :( Jan 18 20:52:18 <thomas_adam> What's wrong with bears? Jan 18 20:52:33 <jimregan> Nothing, as long as they're real bears. Jan 18 20:52:51 <thomas_adam> teddy bears, then? Jan 18 20:53:07 <jimregan> It's part of my "Just say no to cuteness" campaign. Jan 18 20:53:22 <thomas_adam> :( Jan 18 20:53:31 <jimregan> "Friends don't let friends hug stuffed animals" Jan 18 20:54:36 <editorgal> meanybutts Jan 18 20:54:41 <jimregan> Hee hee hee Jan 18 20:54:47 * editorgal buys jimmy a stuffed cold virus Jan 18 20:54:53 <jimregan> :))) Jan 18 20:55:05 <jimregan> Yeah, the cold virus can get stuffed Jan 18 20:55:54 <editorgal> jimregan: there really is a site selling plushy viruses. Jan 18 20:56:09 <jimregan> Oh... dear... God... Jan 18 20:56:43 <jimregan> Although a plush 'Bender' or 'Zoidburg'... Jan 18 20:57:20 <editorgal> someone in thomas' lug has a plushy ebola. Jan 18 20:57:30 <thomas_adam> Hmm. Jan 18 20:57:35 <jimregan> Aw. Now that I /do/ like. Jan 18 20:57:36 <thomas_adam> Teddy bears are good. Jan 18 20:57:52 <jimregan> "Who's a cute little flesh eating virus? You are" Jan 18 20:58:56 <editorgal> right Jan 18 20:59:01 <editorgal> found his price point Jan 18 20:59:03 <editorgal> sold. Jan 18 20:59:18 <jimregan> Heh. I wonder if it's possible to get a plush half-brick Jan 18 20:59:30 <editorgal> almost certainly Jan 18 20:59:33 <jimregan> (For those people you want to hit with one, figuratively) Jan 18 20:59:39 <editorgal> in fact, if it isn't I could make one Jan 18 20:59:52 <editorgal> my pal Katy (aka Chaos) has a boffer trout Jan 18 21:00:19 <jimregan> Yeah, you told me about that Jan 18 21:01:00 <jimregan> I wonder if you can get a "my little executioner" toy set? Jan 18 21:01:15 <jimregan> An electric chair with a victim that /really/ wets itself Jan 18 21:01:21 <thomas_adam> :| Jan 18 21:01:51 <editorgal> jimmy, you're more warped than usual today. Jan 18 21:01:57 * thomas_adam h4x0rs jimregan's computer and runs xteddy indefinitely. Jan 18 21:02:08 <jimregan> Heh Jan 18 21:02:13 <editorgal> but I'm pretty sure I can get you a guilotine type cheese slicer from one of the horror shops. Jan 18 21:02:15 <jimregan> Why yes, yes I am. Jan 18 21:02:27 <jimregan> You can get cigar guilotines too Jan 18 21:02:42 <jimregan> Just the right size for Barbie as Marie Antoinette Jan 18 21:03:41 <editorgal> thomas_adam: that script that andy found :D Jan 18 21:03:55 <thomas_adam> I wouldn't be that cruel. Jan 18 21:04:06 <editorgal> hehe Jan 18 21:04:14 <editorgal> ok, only if jimmy continues to act up. Jan 18 21:04:33 <jimregan> Awww... I'm all curious and shit Jan 18 21:04:45 * editorgal grins wickedly Jan 18 21:04:54 <jimregan> But I'm out of teddy torture ideas Jan 18 21:04:59 <editorgal> <Andy> xteddytakeover ! aggh :) Jan 18 21:06:23 <jimregan> So... what's with xteddy getting the cover for next month? Is it a Valentines tie-in, or just an "I like xteddy" thing? Jan 18 21:06:46 <editorgal> it was what I thought of that I have baesline partial photo ideas for Jan 18 21:06:52 <editorgal> I asked for ideas Jan 18 21:07:00 <editorgal> you had something sounded good for march Jan 18 21:07:01 <jimregan> Xteddy giving Tux a heart? Jan 18 21:07:11 <jimregan> No! Jan 18 21:07:11 <editorgal> I hadn't thought of valentines tie in, but Jan 18 21:07:16 <jimregan> Damn, gone the wrong way! Jan 18 21:07:22 <jimregan> Ermm.... Jan 18 21:07:28 <editorgal> come to think of it the grab-me cursor over xteddy is a little heart. so it could be. Jan 18 21:07:35 <thomas_adam> Flintgirl. :) Jan 18 21:07:39 <editorgal> aww Jan 18 21:07:40 <jimregan> ? Jan 18 21:07:54 <editorgal> jimmy: my teddybear's girlfriend. Jan 18 21:08:06 <editorgal> but there should be some linuxy tie in Jan 18 21:08:08 <jimregan> Excuse me for a minute Jan 18 21:08:10 <editorgal> xteddy's an app Jan 18 21:08:20 * editorgal chuckles Jan 18 21:08:33 <jimregan> Sorry, just needed to throw up :-P Jan 18 21:14:50 <jimregan> Heh. Just stick a bow on the teddybear girlfriend's head: "Ms. Xteddy" Jan 18 21:15:02 <jimregan> (Wayne's World quote elided) Jan 18 21:15:27 <editorgal> xteddy married? better for a june issue. Jan 18 21:15:34 <thomas_adam> I hope he isn't Jan 18 21:15:57 <thomas_adam> Because you could say he's having an affair, being packaged with all distros... Jan 18 21:16:00 <thomas_adam> But he has friends, though. Jan 18 21:16:14 <editorgal> anyways no I was just thinking, we inaugurate the TAG bar with xteddy reading his newspaper Jan 18 21:16:20 <editorgal> LG, of course. Jan 18 21:16:21 <jimregan> So... xteddy is polyamourous? Jan 18 21:16:44 <thomas_adam> http://linuxmafia.com/~n6tadam/fvwm/Ne2.png Jan 18 21:16:45 <jimregan> Not in my bleedin' bar! Jan 18 21:16:57 <thomas_adam> Omnipresent; Ubiquitous. Jan 18 21:23:43 <editorgal> xteddy doesn't bleed, jimmy. your bar is safe. Jan 18 21:24:31 * editorgal imagines xteddy and friends doing the 'ewoks picnic' thing to the Microsoft campus. hee hee hee Jan 18 21:29:42 <thomas_adam> :) Jan 18 21:29:59 <thomas_adam> I changed my .signature file, Jimmy... Jan 18 21:30:09 <thomas_adam> "Today's the day that teddy bears have their picnic" Jan 18 21:30:40 <editorgal> "today's the day the ewoks destroy the Empire" :) Jan 18 21:37:45 <editorgal> to answer the question as you might have preferred to ask it, jimmy Jan 18 21:37:57 <editorgal> no, the cover art doesn't have to be insanely cute Jan 18 21:37:59 * thomas_adam prefers his quote. Jan 18 21:38:05 <editorgal> it was just the first two things I thought of. Jan 18 21:43:21 <jimregan> Yeesh... Jan 18 21:44:21 <jimregan> Hmm... wonder if I should start a Cult of Clandestine Satanic Teddybear Murderers Jan 18 21:44:37 --- ChanServ gives channel operator status to thomas_adam Jan 18 21:44:41 <thomas_adam> :(( Jan 18 21:44:49 <jimregan> "I spill the stuffing of this bear in tribute to you, Dark Lord" Jan 18 21:44:54 <thomas_adam> :| Jan 18 21:44:55 <jimregan> Heh Jan 18 21:45:02 <thomas_adam> Hmm. Jan 18 21:45:05 <thomas_adam> I'm special again. Jan 18 21:45:12 * thomas_adam lowers himself to jimregan's level. Jan 18 21:45:14 --- thomas_adam removes channel operator status from thomas_adam Jan 18 21:45:18 <jimregan> Heh Jan 18 21:45:32 <editorgal> aww Jan 18 21:45:35 * editorgal hugs thomas Jan 18 21:45:39 * editorgal hugs jimmy too Jan 18 21:45:43 <jimregan> Gerroff! Jan 18 21:45:55 <thomas_adam> jimregan: Do you own a teddy bear? Jan 18 21:45:56 * editorgal tickles jimmy mercilessly Jan 18 21:45:59 <editorgal> :) Jan 18 21:46:00 <jimregan> I'm sacrificing teddy bears here... Jan 18 21:46:17 <jimregan> It's not good for the image to have teddy bear lovers hugging you, y'know Jan 18 21:46:23 <editorgal> lol Jan 18 21:46:27 <editorgal> good ;P Jan 18 21:46:30 <jimregan> No, I don't own a teddy Jan 18 21:46:41 <jimregan> I did once... Jan 18 21:46:47 <jimregan> When I was five. Jan 18 21:47:09 <Frodo-NL> hi all :) Jan 18 21:47:21 * Frodo-NL owns a teddy... two even... Jan 18 21:47:28 <thomas_adam> Yay! Jan 18 21:47:31 <jimregan> (Cue long load of psychobabble crap about not having closure with my teddybear lead to my hatred of teddies :))) Jan 18 21:48:00 <Frodo-NL> and a tweety... and three taz's... and a beaver (no, you guys, I mean the animal) Jan 18 21:48:21 <jimregan> I take it you're not interested in joining my Super Secret Satanic Society(R) then? Jan 18 21:48:46 <Frodo-NL> oh - and I have a Tux Jan 18 21:48:55 <thomas_adam> So do I. :) Jan 18 21:49:21 <jimregan> OK, I'll fess up. I used to have a stuffed ejog named "Snugglemuffin". Jan 18 21:49:33 <jimregan> I hasten to add that I /did not/ choose the name Jan 18 21:49:46 <Frodo-NL> as to my teddies - they can be seen in this pic... http://rodolf.com/metsfan.jpg Jan 18 21:49:58 <jimregan> Is it a picnic pic? Jan 18 21:50:38 <jimregan> Nope... oh well. Jan 18 21:51:12 <Frodo-NL> and no, Jim, the teddy bear picnic was a few days earlier... *G*
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Jan 18 23:42:22 * editorgal orders bob-lad a pint Jan 18 23:42:30 <editorgal> put it on my tab, Jimmy. Jan 18 23:44:54 <thomas_adam> Hey, Jimmy -- yer not doing yer job. Jan 18 23:45:01 <thomas_adam> I haven't had coffee yet. Jan 18 23:46:01 <Rickeh> mr adam :) Jan 18 23:46:41 <thomas_adam> Heh. Jan 18 23:46:46 <thomas_adam> Hello, Richard. Jan 18 23:46:52 <Rickeh> thomas, long time no pub. Jan 18 23:46:58 <thomas_adam> Yup. Jan 18 23:47:03 <thomas_adam> You see that mountain? Jan 18 23:47:10 <Rickeh> your workload? Jan 18 23:47:17 <thomas_adam> That would be the pile of work I'm climbing up. :) Jan 18 23:47:35 <thomas_adam> I've got... Jan 18 23:47:46 <thomas_adam> A report due in Monday. Jan 18 23:47:52 <thomas_adam> Two presentations. Jan 18 23:48:02 <thomas_adam> Some UML/Java bullshit. Jan 18 23:48:06 <thomas_adam> Another presentation. Jan 18 23:48:09 <thomas_adam> Ah, bugger. Jan 18 23:48:13 <thomas_adam> I forgot about that. Jan 18 23:48:41 <thomas_adam> Rickeh: How's you? Jan 18 23:48:56 <Rickeh> fine :P Jan 18 23:49:01 <Rickeh> i had fun with java today Jan 18 23:49:09 <Rickeh> wrote a signed motion jpeg viewer applet Jan 18 23:49:20 <thomas_adam> Don't try and justify it. We both know it wasn't fun. :) Jan 18 23:49:28 <editorgal> heh Jan 18 23:49:47 * Rickeh vaguely remembers something about exceptions Jan 18 23:50:11 * editorgal sneaks behind the bar and starts prepping the real coffee. Jan 18 23:50:27 <thomas_adam> try (..) {..} catch (..) {...} final (switchToC) { System.exit(0); } Jan 18 23:50:45 <editorgal> heh Jan 18 23:52:41 * editorgal fills thomas' cow mug Jan 18 23:52:46 <editorgal> milk? Jan 18 23:52:49 <thomas_adam> Moo. Jan 18 23:52:55 * editorgal pours Jan 18 23:53:02 <thomas_adam> :) Jan 18 23:53:03 <editorgal> there ya go Jan 18 23:53:04 <thomas_adam> Thanks. Jan 18 23:53:09 <thomas_adam> Rickeh: About gettys... Jan 18 23:53:25 <thomas_adam> Rickeh: Either it is the case you're too busy, or that bath you took is sodding long. :) Jan 18 23:53:59 <Rickeh> ROFL Jan 18 23:54:17 * Rickeh passes thomas_adam the Golgafrincham "B" Ark guide to Baths. Jan 18 23:54:32 <thomas_adam> Heh. Jan 18 23:54:32 <Rickeh> I've had shedloads. Jan 18 23:54:39 <Rickeh> I've recently renovated the bathroom and toilet, Jan 18 23:54:43 <Rickeh> I've just got an iMac up and running Jan 18 23:55:04 <Rickeh> I've recently purchased two games consoles and wired them thru a data switchbox to my TV via SCART Jan 18 23:55:06 <thomas_adam> Somehow the renovation of the toilet and an iMac are related, aren't they... Jan 18 23:55:15 <Rickeh> i've got a media PC to furnish with a 30GB HD Jan 18 23:55:20 <Rickeh> no :P Jan 18 23:55:30 <Rickeh> a new laptop that requires a HD transplant from the old laptop Jan 18 23:55:34 <Rickeh> a fax system to set up Jan 18 23:55:41 <Rickeh> and, at the bottom of the list: gettys. Jan 18 23:55:48 <thomas_adam> Ah, cool. Jan 18 23:55:59 <thomas_adam> As long as it is not top priority. Jan 18 23:56:30 <editorgal> bob-lad: what'll you have? Jan 18 23:56:52 * editorgal pours myself a nice strong coffee too. Jan 18 23:59:50 <Rickeh> thomas_adam: oh, and when you get a moment from scaling Mount Kilaminjava, we need to go to the pub. Jan 19 00:00:35 <thomas_adam> Chin-chin. Jan 19 00:01:25 <editorgal> minimum java? oooh Jan 19 00:02:30 <Rickeh> kill-a-min-java Jan 19 00:02:32 <Rickeh> min being minute Jan 19 00:02:34 <Rickeh> MANY minutes. Jan 19 00:02:50 <jimregan> Pftt. Kill nothing. Jan 19 00:03:05 <jimregan> It also violates the corpse. Jan 19 00:05:09 <jimregan> (Sorry. Been getting too much into this Satanic Teddybear Cult idea) Jan 19 00:05:49 <editorgal> hey. this is a family zine. Jan 19 00:06:12 <jimregan> Satanists have families too. Jan 19 00:06:22 <jimregan> And occasionally refrain from sacrificing them too! Jan 19 00:06:51 <editorgal> the last unicorn> there comes a time when the witch must sacrifice her own liver, and not expect to get it back. Jan 19 00:07:25 <jimregan> Cool. You've given me an idea Jan 19 00:08:10 <jimregan> I'll start an Irish Satanic Cult, where you have to sacrifice your own liver through the ritualistic drinking of way too much booze Jan 19 00:08:54 <jimregan> The tithes should see me a millionaire by 2007
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Jan 19 00:29:14 <editorgal> but thomas and I are pretty much always here Jan 19 00:29:32 <editorgal> and now that many of the gang pop by more often Jan 19 00:29:43 <editorgal> Jimmy added the bar and snuck in a jukebox. Jan 19 00:29:52 <thomas_adam> I want Mike Orr in here. :) Jan 19 00:30:02 <editorgal> he's at work. Jan 19 00:30:05 <thomas_adam> So? :) Jan 19 00:30:15 <jkarns> gotta get some herbie hancock on that 'box, then! Jan 19 00:30:27 <thomas_adam> I'm sure he could use PySlither to get here. :P Jan 19 00:32:42 * jkarns wonders what PySlither is, and figures it's a metal band or something Jan 19 00:34:03 * jkarns gets it - a python based irc client ... \o/ Jan 19 00:34:15 <thomas_adam> jkarns: A fictitous python script Mike Orr might write to get on IRC from work. Py for Python, and 'Slither' as in Snake, slippery. Jan 19 00:35:23 <jkarns> .. as in ben's recent remark about a 'slithery python script' .. Jan 19 00:35:27 * jkarns nods Jan 19 00:35:41 * jimregan recites the fell incantation that opens the door to the good stuff Jan 19 00:35:55 <jimregan> Drinks anyone? Jan 19 00:36:12 <jkarns> cold bass ale! Jan 19 00:36:19 <jimregan> Coming up Jan 19 00:36:23 <thomas_adam> jimregan: Barkeep? Damn slow. Jan 19 00:36:31 * jimregan slides it down the bar Jan 19 00:36:41 * jimregan sweeps up the pieces of the glass Jan 19 00:36:49 <jimregan> Gotta get a hang of that Jan 19 00:36:51 * jkarns fetches Jan 19 00:37:03 * jimregan hands over this one carefully Jan 19 00:37:13 <jkarns> oops, ... the dog will drink it ... Jan 19 00:37:33 <jkarns> thankya .. Jan 19 00:37:35 <jimregan> Watzamocha anyone? Jan 19 00:38:50 <jimregan> Or freshly ground, freshly irradiated coffee? Jan 19 00:39:12 * jimregan pats his new particle accelerator Jan 19 00:39:22 <jkarns> yeah, some that's been through at least 10 airport checkpoints Jan 19 00:39:42 <editorgal> heh Jan 19 00:40:41 <jimregan> Nah. No weapons grade coffee yet. Waiting for it to come through LA Jan 19 00:41:02 <jimregan> (When you hear about Arizona Bay in the news, you'll know it's here) Jan 19 00:41:15 <jkarns> doncha just love it when they run all your food and medicine through those airport irradiators? Jan 19 00:41:16 <jimregan> Heather, you may wish to consider moving Jan 19 00:41:42 <editorgal> back to LA so I can be closer to my coffee? Jan 19 00:42:00 <jimregan> No... about 3 timezones away Jan 19 00:42:09 <editorgal> oh I already did that Jan 19 00:42:18 <editorgal> thomas noticed I darn near live in his. Jan 19 00:42:20 <jimregan> /Someone/ will drop the coffee, I'm sure... Jan 19 00:42:48 <jimregan> Yeah, but Thomas pretty much makes up his timezone as he goes along. Jan 19 00:43:41 <jimregan> Yeah, yeah. You heard me - the kettle's black. Jan 19 00:43:42 <thomas_adam> GMT Jan 19 00:43:43 <jkarns> mine's GMT, greenwich mean twilight Jan 19 00:44:26 <jkarns> .. RIP, rod sterling ... Jan 19 00:45:09 <jimregan> I was in "Jimmy Mean Time" earlier, but I've lightened up Jan 19 00:45:42 <jkarns> your SO will 'preciate that Jan 19 00:48:10 <jimregan> SO? NO more like. Jan 19 00:49:01 <editorgal> jimregan: that pretty much describes me too. Jan 19 00:51:10 <jimregan> Eh? I haven't decided what I want the 'N' to stand for yet Jan 19 00:51:35 <editorgal> Nsignificant? Jan 19 00:51:58 <jimregan> Non-existant
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Jan 19 03:38:18 --- okopnik sets mode +p #tag-chat Jan 19 03:38:18 --- okopnik sets mode +i #tag-chat Jan 19 03:38:37 --- okopnik sets mode +R #tag-chat Jan 19 03:39:05 <okopnik> Ho-kay. Well, presumably that did _something_ useful... Jan 19 03:39:08 * jimregan sets mode +a #tag-chat Jan 19 03:39:11 * jimregan sets mode +t #tag-chat Jan 19 03:39:14 * jimregan sets mode +e #tag-chat Jan 19 03:39:32 <jimregan> Arr! Jan 19 03:39:38 <okopnik> Arr? Jan 19 03:39:43 <jimregan> Pirate Jan 19 03:39:54 <okopnik> Arr. Jan 19 03:40:07 <jimregan> Yo ho ho and a bottle of whatever you're having Jan 19 03:40:46 <okopnik> Oh, good idea. I should have something... I'm getting a bit dry. BRB. Jan 19 03:41:00 <jimregan> Yowza! Coffee time! Jan 19 03:46:02 * jimregan kickstarts the jukebox Jan 19 03:46:21 <jimregan> Some Tool, I think. Jan 19 03:46:36 * jimregan puts on "Parabol" & "Parabola" Jan 19 03:48:24 <okopnik> One thing about a Russian household... people would *kill* you if you tried to starve to death. :) Jan 19 03:48:56 <okopnik> I went downstairs to get something to drink, and came back with a plate of food. Jan 19 03:49:04 <jimregan> Heh. Jan 19 03:49:56 <okopnik> Never mind that it's awesome food that I can't get while I'm at home, darn it! Jan 19 03:50:08 <okopnik> It's just... it's just... YUMMY. :) Jan 19 03:50:28 <jimregan> :) Jan 19 03:51:00 <jimregan> My one tiny taste of Polish food left me curious. Jan 19 03:51:10 <okopnik> My sister-in-law is an *amazing* cook - and I say that as a pretty damn good cook myself. Jan 19 03:51:50 <jimregan> It's pretty difficult to get interesting food around here. Jan 19 03:52:34 <okopnik> New York, you Jan 19 03:52:46 <okopnik> d have the opposite "problem": Jan 19 03:53:07 <okopnik> you can't _find_ boring food around here if you searched for it. Jan 19 03:53:10 <jimregan> Heh. Maybe after I get my promotion & can afford the the trip Jan 19 03:53:59 <jimregan> I start into it unofficially next week, officially pending the posting of the job opening Jan 19 03:54:17 <jimregan> Six month probationary period, but after that my pay goes up ~50% Jan 19 03:54:38 <okopnik> Very much the foodie town - I mean, Italians, Russians, and Jews? Whew. Corned beef sandwiches they have to use a forklift to deliver to your table... and the owner is likely to commit suicide if you can finish it. Jan 19 03:54:51 <jimregan> Heh Jan 19 03:55:13 <okopnik> Into it... which it? (and congrats if it is what I think) Jan 19 03:55:33 <jimregan> I'm taking over as a senior operative Jan 19 03:55:44 <okopnik> Of? Jan 19 03:55:59 <jimregan> Erm... a line supervisor, basically. Jan 19 03:56:25 <jimregan> I'll be taught to drive a forklift, which is the cool part for me :) Jan 19 03:56:48 <jimregan> One of the things that's been keeping me in this job is the determination to be promoted before I left. Jan 19 03:56:50 <okopnik> Well hey, cool beans! Get me a corned beef samwish, will ya? :) Jan 19 03:56:56 <jimregan> :) Jan 19 03:57:24 <jimregan> Next thing is to record and release some music (this week) Jan 19 03:57:30 <jimregan> Then, quit smoking. Jan 19 03:57:33 <okopnik> YAY! Jan 19 03:57:48 <jimregan> Then this penitant portion of my life is at a close, and I can move on. Jan 19 03:57:52 <okopnik> Go, Jimmy! (and lots of other supportive noises) Jan 19 03:57:55 <jimregan> :) Jan 19 03:58:49 <okopnik> Hey, man, I'm all for friends improving their lives. Jan 19 03:59:37 <jimregan> I came across a link to the Tao Te Ching, courtesy of Raj, and it had exactly the missing piece to my personal puzzle Jan 19 03:59:44 <okopnik> ? Jan 19 04:00:23 <okopnik> Which particular piece? Jan 19 04:00:23 <jimregan> Basically, that the usefulness of a bowl, a room, etc. comes from the emptiness within. Jan 19 04:00:30 <okopnik> Ah. YES. Jan 19 04:00:47 <okopnik> Definitely familiar with that one; rang me like a bell when I read it. Jan 19 04:01:26 <jimregan> Well, I had a few days before that done some intense introspection, and ejected the black hole that had been there. Jan 19 04:01:48 <jimregan> Only to find a new emptiness. That quote put it in perspective. Jan 19 04:02:16 <okopnik> [Nod] Qualitatively different emptiness. Jan 19 04:02:43 <jimregan> It wasn't so much that I got rid of an emptiness; I got rid of the walls around it Jan 19 04:02:59 <jimregan> And got some great lyrics in the process :) Jan 19 04:03:27 <okopnik> Hey, [thread tangle]! Jan 19 04:03:32 <jimregan> ? Jan 19 04:03:39 <okopnik> Have you read much in a way of Polish poets? Jan 19 04:03:54 <jimregan> Nope. I'm still learning to pronounce Polish. Jan 19 04:04:03 <okopnik> Whatsername, Wyszowska or something? Stand by a few. Jan 19 04:04:04 <jimregan> Fighting misleading tutorial material. Jan 19 04:05:06 <jimregan> Trying to learn the basics of linguistics so I can understand how the material is framed. Jan 19 04:05:40 <okopnik> Wislawa Szymborska Jan 19 04:05:52 <okopnik> That's who I was thinking about. Jan 19 04:06:13 <jimregan> Plus, I'm going to be teaching my friend Pawel English in return for Polish lessons, so I've been putting thought into the difficulties Polish speakers have with it Jan 19 04:06:32 <okopnik> Pronunciation. :) Jan 19 04:06:38 <okopnik> <=> Jan 19 04:07:00 <jimregan> Well, I was thinking the dropping of the object in sentences, and the lack of a definitive object Jan 19 04:07:47 <jimregan> I think the pluperfect has fallen into disuse in Polish too Jan 19 04:08:09 <okopnik> Ah. Yeah, and the whole articles thing. Jan 19 04:08:12 <jimregan> But yeah, pronunciation is a big one. Jan 19 04:08:17 <jimregan> Articles thing? Jan 19 04:08:50 <okopnik> Yeah - 'a', 'the'... Russians have a terrible time with those, as I recall. Jan 19 04:08:59 <jimregan> Yeah. Jan 19 04:09:10 <jimregan> Trying to explain that is going to be fun :) Jan 19 04:09:54 <okopnik> Pretty much the problem in a nutshell. "What the hell arethose things *for*?" Jan 19 04:10:57 <jimregan> Heh. I think you came up with a good example of what it is good for :) Jan 19 04:11:11 <jimregan> '/the/ problem' Jan 19 04:11:45 <okopnik> What, intonation isn't good enough for you? :) Jan 19 04:11:59 <jimregan> Then again, Polish is a highly context-driven language, so it probably won't seem that way :) Jan 19 04:13:24 <jimregan> I've got to make time from some proper study, but whenever I have a few moments I look over a few bits and pieces and just let it slowly sink in. Jan 19 04:14:01 <okopnik> Now that I've mentioned her, I'm looking at her poetry in another window. The woman is *strikingly* good. Jan 19 04:14:28 <jimregan> Yeah. I'm looking at one about torture at the moment. Jan 19 04:15:12 <okopnik> How about this one: Jan 19 04:15:16 <okopnik> ------------------------------------------------------------------ Jan 19 04:15:21 <okopnik> 'A Contribution to Statistics' Jan 19 04:15:22 <okopnik> Out of a hundred people Jan 19 04:15:22 <okopnik> those who always know better Jan 19 04:15:22 <okopnik> -fifty-two Jan 19 04:15:24 <okopnik> doubting every step Jan 19 04:15:26 <okopnik> -nearly all the rest, Jan 19 04:15:29 <okopnik> glad to lend a hand Jan 19 04:15:31 <okopnik> if it doesn't take too long Jan 19 04:15:34 <okopnik> -as high as forty-nine, Jan 19 04:15:36 <okopnik> always good Jan 19 04:15:39 <okopnik> because they can't be otherwise Jan 19 04:15:41 <okopnik> -four, well maybe five, Jan 19 04:15:44 <okopnik> able to admire without envy Jan 19 04:15:46 <okopnik> -eighteen, Jan 19 04:15:49 <okopnik> suffering illusions Jan 19 04:15:51 <okopnik> induced by fleeting youth Jan 19 04:15:54 <okopnik> -sixty, give or take a few, Jan 19 04:15:56 <okopnik> not to be taken lightly Jan 19 04:15:59 <okopnik> -forty and four, Jan 19 04:16:01 <okopnik> living in constant fear Jan 19 04:16:04 <okopnik> of someone or something Jan 19 04:16:07 <okopnik> -seventy-seven, Jan 19 04:16:09 <okopnik> capable of happiness Jan 19 04:16:11 <okopnik> -twenty-something tops, Jan 19 04:16:14 <okopnik> harmless singly, savage in crowds Jan 19 04:16:16 <okopnik> -half at least, Jan 19 04:16:19 <okopnik> cruel Jan 19 04:16:21 <okopnik> when forced by circumstances Jan 19 04:16:24 <okopnik> -better not to know Jan 19 04:16:26 <okopnik> even ballpark figures, Jan 19 04:16:29 <okopnik> wise after the fact Jan 19 04:16:31 <okopnik> -just a couple more Jan 19 04:16:34 <okopnik> than wise before it, Jan 19 04:16:36 <okopnik> taking only things from life Jan 19 04:16:39 <okopnik> -thirty Jan 19 04:16:42 <okopnik> (I wish I were wrong), Jan 19 04:16:44 <okopnik> hunched in pain, Jan 19 04:16:47 <okopnik> no flashlight in the dark Jan 19 04:16:49 <okopnik> -eighty-three Jan 19 04:16:52 <okopnik> sooner or later, Jan 19 04:16:54 <okopnik> righteous Jan 19 04:16:57 <okopnik> -thirty-five, which is a lot, Jan 19 04:16:59 <okopnik> righteous Jan 19 04:17:02 <okopnik> and understanding Jan 19 04:17:04 <okopnik> -three, Jan 19 04:17:07 <okopnik> worthy of compassion Jan 19 04:17:09 <okopnik> -ninety-nine, Jan 19 04:17:12 <okopnik> mortal Jan 19 04:17:14 <okopnik> -a hundred out of a hundred. Jan 19 04:17:17 <okopnik> thus far this figure still remains unchanged. Jan 19 04:17:19 <okopnik> -- Wislawa Szymborska Jan 19 04:17:37 <jimregan> Rings with what Rick was talking about. Jan 19 04:17:59 <okopnik> Yep. That struck me too. Jan 19 04:18:16 <jimregan> always good / because they can't be otherwise Jan 19 04:18:22 <jimregan> That rang with me. Jan 19 04:18:26 <okopnik> "better not to know"... Jan 19 04:18:48 <jimregan> The demon I defeated recently was that I was regarding myself as evil Jan 19 04:18:48 <okopnik> Ah. Well, me, I know otherwise. However... Jan 19 04:19:06 <okopnik> I don't regard myself as evil in any way... Jan 19 04:19:32 <jimregan> Well... I lost my faith at a young age, and with my faith questioned, I turned on my morality Jan 19 04:19:53 <okopnik> ...just human. And on the average, I must say that I'm pretty pleased with the balance; it's better than I would have expected. Jan 19 04:20:08 <jimregan> I decided long ago that I was capable of every evil and despicable act imaginable, and of enjoying them Jan 19 04:20:45 <jimregan> It never occurred to me to look at it from the point of view that... "hey, I /am/ capable of it, and I know it, but I /choose/ not to" Jan 19 04:20:45 <okopnik> Hmm. Can't say I've ever believed that last part about myself. Jan 19 04:21:25 <jimregan> Not because a priest or parent told me not to, but because I've checked the scales myself Jan 19 04:21:37 <okopnik> [Nod] Which is what differentiates 'evil' from simply ignorant. Jan 19 04:21:59 <okopnik> If you just don't know, and are doing something negative, you're not evil. Jan 19 04:22:19 <okopnik> (negative = "really horrible") Jan 19 04:22:34 <okopnik> If you *do*, though - different kettle. Jan 19 04:22:42 <jimregan> There are circumstances, still, where I would kill, but not likely. Jan 19 04:23:07 <okopnik> I can think of several in which I would kill. Jan 19 04:23:17 <okopnik> However, they are all pretty clearly defined. Jan 19 04:23:49 <okopnik> And I can see the necessity for all of them even from a rational frame of mind. Jan 19 04:23:52 <jimregan> If anyone ever kills or seriously hurts my son, intentionally, they can expect a slow, agonising death Jan 19 04:24:16 <okopnik> Something like that would be one, yes. Jan 19 04:25:09 <okopnik> I will kill to protect those who are *mine*. There aren't many of those, but - yeah, no doubt. Jan 19 04:25:42 <jimregan> Heh. I noticed a pattern in my life after I came to terms with that. Jan 19 04:25:52 <okopnik> Hmm? Jan 19 04:26:00 <jimregan> I have a need for someone who can act as my moral compass. Jan 19 04:26:17 <okopnik> Interesting. Why do you think so? Jan 19 04:26:33 <jimregan> In school, my friend Paul (my son's godfather); in college, Martin; now, Trev. Jan 19 04:27:12 <okopnik> So... who makes the ultimate moral decision in trusting them to determine your morality? :) Jan 19 04:27:21 <jimregan> I've always had at least one geographically close friend who has an unshakeable moral sense Jan 19 04:27:39 <jimregan> Nah, just someone I can bounce these ideas off Jan 19 04:28:04 <okopnik> If you can't determine your moral stance, how can you determine theirs? Jan 19 04:28:09 <jimregan> A solid surface against which to test my elasticity Jan 19 04:28:28 <okopnik> Ah. Well, sounding boards are good things to have. Jan 19 04:28:50 <jimregan> The voice of the morality I was brought up with is still loud and clear. Jan 19 04:28:55 <okopnik> Every guitar I know says so. Jan 19 04:29:06 <jimregan> I just need to argue with someone other than myself from time to time. Jan 19 04:29:35 <okopnik> Sure - I develop and refine my ideas this way. Jan 19 04:29:35 <jimregan> Though I also recently realised that this other voice isn't trying to argue, it's trying to agree. Jan 19 04:30:05 <okopnik> In all aspects? That's the part to be careful of. Jan 19 04:30:13 <jimregan> No. Jan 19 04:30:19 <okopnik> (Even - especially - if it is.) Jan 19 04:30:49 <jimregan> I'm still capable of being in two minds about things. Jan 19 04:31:20 <jimregan> It's more a fundamental agreement, that these things are the right things to give this sort of consideration to, y'know? Jan 19 04:31:35 <okopnik> Your morality may/will change with time. A fixed morality in a book won't. Revisiting decisions, particularly moral ones, is something I see as very important. Jan 19 04:32:01 <okopnik> [Nod] The issues themselves, the root ones, they don't change much. Jan 19 04:32:33 <okopnik> That's why we can read an author from 2000 years ago and enjoy every twist of the plot. Jan 19 04:32:43 <jimregan> Yeah. Jan 19 04:33:23 <jimregan> I've been getting a lot of this stuff recently, reading Paulo Coelho, because his books basically use archetypes Jan 19 04:34:57 <jimregan> Getting past the stumbling block of thinking that these things couldn't be that simple was probably the most important thing Jan 19 04:36:03 <okopnik> :) Man, ain't that the truth! Jan 19 04:36:30 <jimregan> It's made me a bit more superstitious though :) Jan 19 04:37:10 <okopnik> ??? Jan 19 04:37:34 <jimregan> After I asked my supervisor about getting the job, he basically hinted that I would have had the job 6 months ago Jan 19 04:37:43 <jimregan> If I'd filled out an application form Jan 19 04:37:54 <okopnik> [rolling eyes] Jan 19 04:38:09 <jimregan> That was something I could have looked at negatively, but I'm glad it didn't happen Jan 19 04:38:26 <jimregan> If I had, I wouldn't have cut my finger. Jan 19 04:38:42 <jimregan> If I hadn't cut my finger, I wouldn't have gotten to know Beata Jan 19 04:39:20 <jimregan> I wouldn't have had the... coincidence that lead to me breaking out of the spiral of self defeatism Jan 19 04:39:30 <okopnik> One of the things I had to teach my brother today is the one prnciple of salesmanship that's managed to stick in my brain: at the end of your pitch, *ASK* for what you want, clearly and specifically. Jan 19 04:39:56 <jimregan> ? Jan 19 04:41:37 <jimregan> Erm... I'm not chasing her anymore Jan 19 04:41:44 <okopnik> He was writing a letter to a customer who had been dragging their feet on a payment. He did the whole "you owe us $BLAH, and you know the payment cycle starts on the $BLAH of the month... thank you..." Jan 19 04:41:50 <okopnik> What, again? :) Jan 19 04:43:02 <jimregan> Well, firstly, I don't have a good leash on the inner puppy, but mainly... I owe her the chunk of my soul I thought I'd thrown away. If she's happy, I don't want to interfere. Jan 19 04:44:56 <okopnik> Jimmy... you don't *owe* ANYBODY even the slightest bit of your soul. You can be grateful to people for helping you recover or discover it, but it's totally *yours*, in any way that can possibly count. Responsibility and ownership, complete. Jan 19 04:45:10 <jimregan> :) Jan 19 04:45:17 <jimregan> Thanks Ben. Jan 19 04:45:37 <okopnik> Hey, I get protective of my friends. Even from them. :) Jan 19 04:45:45 <jimregan> Yeah, fuck it. That was a classic example of puppy speak, wasn't it? Jan 19 04:45:58 <okopnik> :))) Jan 19 04:46:15 <jimregan> And I said /if/, didn't I? Jan 19 04:46:19 <okopnik> Didn't take you long to get past it, did it? Jan 19 04:46:36 <okopnik> :) You did. Jan 19 04:46:43 <jimregan> I told you the two parts weren't in complete agreement. Jan 19 04:46:48 <jimregan> :) Jan 19 04:47:07 <jimregan> Nah, I found out who her boyfriend is today. Jan 19 04:47:28 <okopnik> [shrug] What, did they have perfection on sale at your local market this week? You're not required to have that in stock, either. Jan 19 04:47:57 <jimregan> Hey, my flaws are my best parts! Jan 19 04:48:08 <okopnik> :) Jan 19 04:48:38 <jimregan> "She's with /that/ dipshit?" Jan 19 04:48:56 <okopnik> [laugh] Jan 19 04:49:19 <okopnik> Lost all respect for her over him, didja? Jan 19 04:49:29 <jimregan> I worked with him last week. Didn't know who he was, didn't speak a word to him, nor him to me (too busy). Instantly disliked him anyway. Jan 19 04:50:23 <jimregan> I normally stop the 'instantly dislike' reflex in its tracks, but couldn't find a good reason to do so for that guy. Jan 19 04:52:08 <okopnik> Happens. Not too often for me, and I'm usually pretty good about discovering why, anyway. Jan 19 04:52:35 <jimregan> Same here. Jan 19 04:52:48 <jimregan> I'm bloody good at reading people. Jan 19 04:53:55 <jimregan> Did I tell you about the Christmas present I got her? Jan 19 04:53:58 <okopnik> Says a fair amount about you, Jimmy. Jan 19 04:54:05 <okopnik> Nope. Jan 19 04:54:29 <jimregan> Oh, well. I got her a Paulo Coelho book, in Polish. Jan 19 04:54:49 <jimregan> She basically told me, to my ears, to get her that. Jan 19 04:54:54 <okopnik> Oh, yeah... I forgot. You'd mentioned it. Jan 19 04:55:03 <jimregan> She didn't know that though. Jan 19 04:55:08 <okopnik> And? Jan 19 04:55:30 <jimregan> She swayed on the spot "Oh my God! Is this a joke?" Jan 19 04:55:42 <jimregan> (Got me the same thing in English) Jan 19 04:56:03 <okopnik> Whoa! Jan 19 04:56:05 <jimregan> Got a text from her later "You made one of my dreams come true" Jan 19 04:56:58 <okopnik> And you _don't_ want to go out with this girl, even to save her from that vile creep? :) Jan 19 04:57:29 <jimregan> :))) Jan 19 04:58:38 <jimregan> Fuck it. Yes I do. I was just shying away from changing certain realities. Jan 19 04:58:45 <okopnik> 'Scuse me a bit - my nephew is flooding the LAN here with his net.game nearly to the point of unusability. I have to DOS him for a while. :) BIAF. Jan 19 04:58:51 <jimregan> Heh Jan 19 05:00:41 <jimregan> Hey Ben, Jason can't get in - you locked the damn door! Jan 19 05:01:27 <jimregan> Ah. Never mind. Unregistered nick Jan 19 05:01:40 <okopnik> Whoops! How did I do that? Jan 19 05:02:03 <jimregan> He's registering his nick now, 'sok Jan 19 05:02:58 <okopnik> (Oh, and the LAN is clear now. Must have been something wrong with the network, the poor boy got knocked off or something... :)
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Jan 02 00:42:57 <editorgal> start a wiki entry on it and stub it with the netjoke about why the countries can't have a summit that makes sense Jan 02 00:43:13 <editorgal> and the one about the military not getting the same language Jan 02 00:43:13 <jimregan> ? Jan 02 00:43:25 <editorgal> the military one first, its simpler Jan 02 00:44:02 <editorgal> When the Marines say secure a building, they mean bomb the area and go room to room with guns, taking prisoners and recuing hostages. Jan 02 00:44:02 <jimregan> Eh? My gears have been running slowly all day Jan 02 00:44:10 <jimregan> Ah Jan 02 00:44:28 <editorgal> When the army says secure a building they mean make sure it can't shoot at you. if this means blow it up entirely, fine. Jan 02 00:44:52 <editorgal> when the Navy says secure a building they mean lock the door when you leave. Jan 02 00:44:59 <jimregan> Heh Jan 02 00:45:07 <editorgal> when the Air Force says secure a building they mean lease with option to buy. Jan 02 00:49:40 <jimregan> rofl Jan 02 00:50:58 <editorgal> ok the other one Jan 02 00:51:13 <editorgal> an international survey doesn't work out. why? language. take a look... Jan 02 00:51:24 <editorgal> only one question was asked Jan 02 00:51:33 <editorgal> "Please give your honest opinion Jan 02 00:51:37 <editorgal> about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" Jan 02 00:51:55 <editorgal> in South America they didn't understand 'please' Jan 02 00:52:10 <editorgal> in Scotland they didn't understand 'give' Jan 02 00:52:16 <jimregan> Heh Jan 02 00:52:22 <editorgal> in Eastern Europe they didn't understand 'honest' Jan 02 00:52:33 <editorgal> in China they didn't understand 'opinion' Jan 02 00:52:38 <jimregan> I'm guessing the US didn't understand 'shortage' Jan 02 00:52:49 <editorgal> In the Middle East they didn't understand 'solution' Jan 02 00:53:02 <editorgal> in Africa they didn't understand 'food' Jan 02 00:53:15 <editorgal> in Western Europe they didn't understand 'shortage' Jan 02 00:53:33 <editorgal> and in the USA they didn't understand 'rest of the world' Jan 02 00:54:19 <editorgal> (I'm sure there might be a few mortified souls out there who didn't understand what 'funny' meant when they read this, either.)
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Jan 02 14:04:06 <editorgal> hi Frodo Jan 02 14:04:07 <jimregan> hi Jan 02 14:04:09 <editorgal> how's the hand? Jan 02 14:04:19 <Frodo-NL> still the same :) Jan 02 14:04:27 <jimregan> Still attached? Jan 02 14:04:27 <editorgal> attached is good Jan 02 14:04:32 <jimregan> Good good. Jan 02 14:04:34 * editorgal high fives jimmy Jan 02 14:04:39 <Frodo-NL> four more weeks of cast to go, at least Jan 02 14:04:45 <Frodo-NL> lol - yep, still attached :) Jan 02 14:04:53 * editorgal scribbles on Frodo's cast Jan 02 14:05:04 <Frodo-NL> :) Jan 02 14:05:11 * jimregan writes carefully on Frodo's cast Jan 02 14:05:25 * editorgal checks the font on his word Jan 02 14:05:26 <jimregan> (which ends up looking like more of a scribble than editorgal's) Jan 02 14:05:33 <editorgal> rofl Jan 02 14:05:36 <Frodo-NL> lol Jan 02 14:05:56 <editorgal> your write like my dad jimmy Jan 02 14:06:02 <jimregan> Heh. I have to write in block capitals because it's only illegible that way. Jan 02 14:06:05 <editorgal> ...almost unrecognizable Jan 02 14:06:23 <editorgal> nah dad's block caps are neat Jan 02 14:06:33 <editorgal> from years of deskchecking in grid paper Jan 02 14:06:56 <editorgal> his handwriting however could get him accused of being a doctor Jan 02 14:07:00 <jimregan> heh Jan 02 14:07:14 <jimregan> My handwriting looks like arabic Jan 02 14:07:19 <jimregan> :) Jan 02 14:07:26 <editorgal> I know someone who does calligraphy, and her ordinary printing is 1) fast 2) pretttttty Jan 02 14:07:45 <editorgal> you a lefty jimmy? Jan 02 14:07:48 <jimregan> Nope Jan 02 14:08:06 <jimregan> Though my handwriting looks better with my left than my right :) Jan 02 14:08:11 <editorgal> oh ok, most lefty seem to whine their handwriting is ugly, just curious. Jan 02 14:08:34 <jimregan> Nah. I've been using computers since I was 7, so I always prefered to type Jan 02 14:08:40 <editorgal> <- 5 Jan 02 14:08:48 <editorgal> maybe 4 and a half Jan 02 14:08:52 <jimregan> Eep. Jan 02 14:08:59 <editorgal> I swear Jan 02 14:09:05 <jimregan> Ah Jan 02 14:09:15 <editorgal> dad says my first programming was in some batch control language I've never heard of Jan 02 14:09:28 <jimregan> Heh Jan 02 14:09:43 <jimregan> CP/M was my first OS Jan 02 14:09:52 <editorgal> giggle Jan 02 14:10:07 * editorgal puts on the ol beard and cane look Jan 02 14:10:11 <jimregan> :) Jan 02 14:10:18 <editorgal> pdp/11-60. god knows what OS really.
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Jan 02 14:39:02 <thomas_adam> | Rickeh: Hold, please. :) |
Jan 02 14:39:25 <jimregan> | "Your call is being dealt with in rotation" |
Jan 02 14:39:48 <jimregan> | "One of our operators will be with you shortly" |
Jan 02 14:40:06 <editorgal> | actually at mcafee we had faq's in the hold music for tech support |
Jan 02 14:40:21 <jimregan> | Subliminal messages? |
Jan 02 14:40:38 <jimregan> | c/~ c/~ c/~ |
Jan 02 14:40:41 <jimregan> | (RTFM) |
Jan 02 14:40:42 <jimregan> | c/~ c/~ c/~ |
Jan 02 14:40:47 <editorgal> | and we had a flashbutton if someone asked to be put back into the faq's |
Jan 02 14:41:10 <editorgal> | they could go listen to them then press a key to be given faster priority on the tech q |
Jan 02 14:41:41 <editorgal> | ...which is why it was a flashbutton for us, the voice menus don't lead to the tips-with-priority |
Jan 02 14:41:54 <jimregan> | "Thank you for your call. Your call is important to us. Please hold the line" |
Jan 02 14:42:29 <editorgal> | "did you know most of your techs will ask for a reboot on clean media? see if you have a boot disk around, while you're waiting." |
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Jan 02 14:28:44 <editorgal> | what's the iMac having in for you this time? |
Jan 02 14:28:44 <Rickeh> | in case of dodgy CD drive in iMac, you will require one 50-way SCSI cable bodged with 40-way connectors |
Jan 02 14:28:47 <Rickeh> | and a spare CDROM drive. |
Jan 02 14:28:55 <Rickeh> | and a spare PSU. |
Jan 02 14:29:05 * editorgal snorts | |
Jan 02 14:29:05 <jimregan> | And a hammer? |
Jan 02 14:29:13 <Rickeh> | no hammer required. |
Jan 02 14:29:17 <editorgal> | loan you an optiplex |
Jan 02 14:29:19 <jimregan> | Steel toe caps? |
Jan 02 14:29:28 <Rickeh> | no persuasion is necessary :) |
Jan 02 14:34:53 <thomas_adam> | One moment - my ARP cache is ill... |
Jan 02 14:36:06 <Frodo-NL> | too many big mac's? |
Jan 02 14:36:24 <jimregan> | groaaaaan |
Jan 02 14:36:33 <Frodo-NL> | it was just there :) |
Jan 02 14:36:38 <thomas_adam> | That's dreadful. :P |
Jan 02 14:36:48 * jimregan holds his nose | |
Jan 02 14:37:18 * thomas_adam hooks a teacup over jimregan's little finger. |
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Jan 02 15:37:45 * editorgal is thinkng the laundrette might mark up voices by who drinks and doesn't Jan 02 15:37:56 <jimregan> Heh. I was think that too. Jan 02 15:37:59 <editorgal> vbeers for drinkers, coffee for those of us who don't Jan 02 15:38:05 <editorgal> ok it's a plan Jan 02 15:38:17 <jimregan> "I love it when a plan comes together" Jan 02 15:38:18 <editorgal> vbeer unless they're on the teetotal list Jan 02 15:38:29 * editorgal pats assoc arrays Jan 02 15:38:55 <jimregan> So... to check who drinks and who doesn't, everyone is going to get hashed? Jan 02 15:39:05 <jimregan> griiiiiin Jan 02 15:39:14 <editorgal> yeah Jan 02 15:39:18 <Frodo-NL> lol Jan 02 15:39:28 <jimregan> Oh, sorry Jan 02 15:39:34 <jimregan> Watzamocha Jan 02 15:39:44 <jimregan> Can I get two vbeers :)))) Jan 02 15:39:53 <jimregan> j/k Jan 02 15:39:57 <editorgal> I could give you a tall one.. Jan 02 15:40:32 <editorgal> anyways they'll look tall, because if I do a coffee mug in proportion to a pint, they're shorter Jan 02 15:41:54 <jimregan> Right... gotta diff to members-faq.html to send to Ben. Jan 02 15:43:30 * editorgal ponders a stein for really heavy beer drinkers, won't bother unless someone asks after it. Jan 02 15:45:55 <jimregan> Heh Jan 02 15:46:03 * jimregan googles 'stein' Jan 02 15:46:39 <editorgal> capped beer mug, usually made of metal, sometimes heavy glass Jan 02 15:46:57 <jimregan> Ah Jan 02 15:46:58 <editorgal> often great artwork Jan 02 15:47:07 <jimregan> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_stein :) Jan 02 15:47:08 <editorgal> the linuxbierwanderung guys have steins Jan 02 15:47:19 <jimregan> Yeah. I gotta go on one of those Jan 02 15:47:32 <jimregan> http://www.beerstein.net/articles/bsb-1.htm :))) Jan 02 15:48:06 <Frodo-NL> I don't like drinking from steins... I prefer a _good_ glass... Jan 02 15:48:40 <jimregan> http://www.findgift.com/Graphics/Gifts/PR_35025.jpg Jan 02 15:48:45 <jimregan> Like that? Jan 02 15:49:20 <Frodo-NL> lol - I actually drank from one of those, once... Jan 02 15:49:22 <Frodo-NL> but nah :) Jan 02 15:49:52 <jimregan> I was in a drinking competition with those. Jan 02 15:49:58 <jimregan> Got through to the final! Jan 02 15:50:12 <jimregan> My best time was 36 seconds Jan 02 15:50:17 <editorgal> damn that's a tiny pic Jan 02 15:50:25 <editorgal> uh, I think that's a yard of beer Jan 02 15:50:25 <jimregan> Here's a half yard: http://www.wineenthusiast.com/weimages/products/thumbnails/P633B.jpg Jan 02 15:50:28 <Frodo-NL> http://www.sintsixtus.be/foto/soorten%20bier.jpg Jan 02 15:50:33 <Frodo-NL> more like this :) Jan 02 15:50:53 <jimregan> Yeep. Jan 02 15:51:03 <Frodo-NL> (it happens to be my favourite beer - Westvleteren Abt) Jan 02 15:51:04 <jimregan> Nah. Gimme a pint glass. Jan 02 15:51:24 <jimregan> Grr. You can push off. The tag drinks list is done! Jan 02 15:51:27 <jimregan> :) Jan 02 15:51:49 <editorgal> anyways vbeer and coffee are fine Jan 02 15:51:59 <jimregan> :) Jan 02 15:52:18 <jimregan> (just when I was going to look for a tequila bottle image) Jan 02 15:52:48 --- You are now known as senor_tequila Jan 02 15:52:51 <senor_tequila> :) Jan 02 15:53:19 <editorgal> no Jan 02 15:53:29 --- You are now known as jimregan Jan 02 15:53:31 <editorgal> I'd want it to be recognizable and amusing in the small form Jan 02 15:53:34 * jimregan pouts Jan 02 15:53:46 <editorgal> nobody would get why a bottle's any better than vbeer Jan 02 15:53:51 <jimregan> (It's after Christmas, so I can)
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Jan 02 17:31:42 * editorgal got distracted. Thomas got his xmas present. Jan 02 17:31:43 <editorgal> :D Jan 02 17:32:01 <jimregan> :) Jan 02 17:32:18 <editorgal> well presents really Jan 02 17:32:36 <jimregan> Nice. Jan 02 17:32:45 <editorgal> when they told me I had to have it repacked for intl, I made sure the packing material wasn't a waste Jan 02 17:32:54 <jimregan> Heh. Jan 02 17:33:08 <jimregan> Bubble wrap? Jan 02 17:33:14 <jimregan> Bubble wrap never goes to waste :) Jan 02 17:33:14 <editorgal> so a nice antistatic bubble pack and one of my fluffier scarves went along for the ride Jan 02 17:33:59 <editorgal> true but this is even better Jan 02 17:34:09 <editorgal> considering he works on raw devices at times. Jan 02 17:34:17 <jimregan> My sister got me a portable phone charger 'cos she knows how much I love my phone Jan 02 17:34:30 <editorgal> ok so that's what she got your phone Jan 02 17:34:30 <jimregan> Heh. Jan 02 17:34:35 <editorgal> what'd she get you? Jan 02 17:34:43 <jimregan> Erm... that. Jan 02 17:34:50 * editorgal wonders when jimmy will marry his phone Jan 02 17:34:54 <jimregan> My other sister got me sweets. Jan 02 17:35:00 <jimregan> Oh, that reminds me. Jan 02 17:35:23 <jimregan> I got a message just after you went yesterday: "My phone break up with your phone" Jan 02 17:35:35 <jimregan> :) Jan 02 17:35:44 <editorgal> did you only get one of it? Jan 02 17:35:47 <jimregan> (only got that one twice) Jan 02 17:36:03 <jimregan> "My phone is heartbroken" Jan 02 17:36:05 <editorgal> right so they're still going together only 5 times Jan 02 17:36:12 <editorgal> lol Jan 02 17:36:19 <jimregan> "I'm going to stop texting you, because my phone is sulking" Jan 02 17:36:30 <editorgal> hahaha Jan 02 17:37:00 <jimregan> In the meantime I asked what type of phone she had, googled it, gave up on the ringtone idea Jan 02 17:37:13 <editorgal> not a re-tonable phone? Jan 02 17:37:23 <jimregan> So I emailed her a picture of a dozen roses and one of a Claddagh ring, from my phone to hers Jan 02 17:37:36 <jimregan> No, though it can use actual sounds. Jan 02 17:37:37 <editorgal> aww it's trying to say sorry how sweeeet Jan 02 17:38:19 <jimregan> Nah... this was the "my phone is proposing" thing, after she said she didn't see flowers or a ring Jan 02 17:38:41 <jimregan> I can claim innocence about the timing :) Jan 02 17:39:06 <editorgal> lol Jan 02 17:39:21 <jimregan> I can always baffle her with techno babble bullshit Jan 02 17:40:06 <editorgal> right. so when were you going to do coffee, and will you have to use paper airplanes because the phones won't do lunch? Jan 02 17:40:21 <jimregan> Ha ha. Jan 02 17:40:36 <editorgal> hey just checkin' Jan 02 17:40:51 <jimregan> I'll probably bump onto her on the way to/from work next week. Jan 02 17:41:04 <jimregan> I'll bow: "Your Highness". Jan 02 17:41:40 <jimregan> (she wants to marry a prince) Jan 02 17:42:21 <editorgal> aren't princesses your grace? Jan 02 17:42:35 <jimregan> Duke/Duchess Jan 02 17:42:41 <editorgal> oh ok Jan 02 17:42:47 <jimregan> (iirc) Jan 02 17:42:51 <editorgal> hm Jan 02 17:43:02 <editorgal> wikipedia::forms of address ? Jan 02 17:43:06 <jimregan> Highness for a member of a royal family, majesty for a reigning monarch/next in line Jan 02 17:43:13 <jimregan> Heh. Jan 02 17:44:12 <jimregan> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Style_(manner_of_address) Jan 02 17:44:35 <editorgal> close enough Jan 02 17:44:37 <jimregan> Woo!
From #tag-chat
Jan 02 19:17:14 <editorgal> | with the mild structural changes I'm planning to lgazmail I'll finally change the rev letter |
Jan 02 19:17:34 <editorgal> | amusing that should happen as minirev's getting near z |
Jan 02 19:21:08 <jimregan> | :) |
Jan 02 19:21:14 <jimregan> | Amusing, and convenient :) |
Jan 02 19:22:02 <editorgal> | nah my minirev doesn't care what the character is |
Jan 02 19:22:25 <editorgal> | it would happily let me type aa or a number or.REALLY_NEED_NEW_REV |
Jan 02 19:22:49 <jimregan> | .I_CANT_BELIEVE_ITS_NOT_BUTTER? |
Jan 02 19:23:44 <editorgal> | now we know why longterm projects come up with really weird names to tack into their release logs |
Jan 02 19:24:18 <jimregan> | Yeah. I'llfixitlateritude |
Jan 02 19:25:04 <jimregan> | Hmm... if I'm going to go looking for other people's silly scripts, I should really come up with a few of my own, shouldn't I? |
Jan 02 19:25:22 <editorgal> | "the 'maddened penguin' release" "the 'jimmy da bartender' release" "the 'wheres the gingerbeef with broccoli' release" |
Jan 02 19:25:42 <jimregan> | splart |
Jan 02 19:26:02 <jimregan> | == the sound of a hand trying to hold back a mouthful of coffee |
Jan 02 19:26:10 <editorgal> | lol |
Jan 02 19:26:17 <editorgal> | gotcha |
Jan 02 19:26:21 <jimregan> | Yep |
Jan 02 19:26:53 * editorgal should have put in one more release | |
Jan 02 19:27:19 <editorgal> | "the 'C|N>K' release" |
Jan 02 19:29:23 <jimregan> | That's /every/ laundrette release! |
Jan 02 19:29:27 --- editorgal has changed the topic to: The Answer Gang, happy new year and may this one be better than the last | #110 due RSN | splart == C|N!>K | linuxgazette.net | |
Jan 02 19:29:43 <jimregan> | :) |
From #tag-chat
Jan 02 23:15:33 <editorgal> | this means they're not nestable, but I never did that anyway |
Jan 02 23:15:53 <editorgal> | they can't nest, they use the same flag var. |
Jan 02 23:23:33 <jimregan> | Heh. |
Jan 02 23:24:19 <jimregan> | If I ever feel the need to nest comments, feel free to make me watch Dallas reruns until I've seen the error of my ways |
Jan 02 23:25:05 <jimregan> | If I repeat the offense, televised sporting events. |
Jan 02 23:25:21 * editorgal puts the "who shot JR" episode on loop | |
Jan 02 23:25:24 <jimregan> | (We won't need to go to talk shows, I promise) |
Jan 02 23:25:44 <editorgal> | when you conclude it was you, then you'll be done |
Jan 02 23:25:58 <jimregan> | Heh |
Jan 02 23:26:35 <editorgal> | like I said the whole 6* series is due for revise |
Jan 02 23:28:08 <editorgal> | for credit where due at least they got some effort towards suspense |
From #tag-chat
Jan 03 00:56:45 <okopnik> Oh, totally off LG topics - you guys would *love* the weirdness of this hotel I'm in.... Jan 03 00:57:06 <okopnik> I'm in room 1215. Care to take a guess what floor it's on? Jan 03 00:57:36 <okopnik> There's an electric outlet in the elevator. Jan 03 00:57:39 <okopnik> .... Jan 03 00:58:05 <okopnik> Presumably, because the elevator takes SO long that you should be able to recharge your phone while going from 1 to 2. Jan 03 00:58:27 <editorgal> the 13th floor because there's an M level between 1 and 2 ? Jan 03 00:58:39 <okopnik> As you exit the elevator, rooms 1214 and 1216 bracket the elevator.... Jan 03 00:58:55 <okopnik> (Nope - the 2nd floor. [scratches head]) Jan 03 00:58:55 <thomas_adam> I never understood how you consider level 0 to be "Ground" and Ground to be below level 0. Most strange. Jan 03 00:59:23 <okopnik> ....but that doesn't matter, because the *next* room on the opposite side is - 1225. Jan 03 00:59:24 <editorgal> well they have a tendency to only mark one level ground Jan 03 00:59:33 <editorgal> but sometimes more than one level leads to the outdoors Jan 03 00:59:54 <editorgal> maybe the rooms are numbered their dialcode. Jan 03 01:00:00 <thomas_adam> That threw me at Uni last year -- I pressed 'G' thinking it was ground, but actually it was the basement. :) Jan 03 01:00:05 <okopnik> 1215 is *way the hell around a bend and a couple of corners... and the count _revereses_ as you go up the corridor. Jan 03 01:00:33 <jimregan> Ben, you have entered... the twilight zone. Jan 03 01:00:39 <okopnik> Jimmy, do you know if Bloody Stupid Johnson is still in business, by any chance? :) Jan 03 01:00:40 <jimregan> With room service! Jan 03 01:00:43 <jimregan> Heh Jan 03 01:01:10 <okopnik> I suspect that if I search the drawers in the room, I may find The Colossus.... Jan 03 01:01:14 <jimregan> Hmm. If so, it was probably meant to have been a well Jan 03 01:01:30 * okopnik cracks up Jan 03 01:01:38 <editorgal> Thomas, so they meant G as in lowest instead of G as in outdoors Jan 03 01:01:40 <editorgal> ? Jan 03 01:02:02 <okopnik> pTerry references Jan 03 01:02:04 <thomas_adam> Yes. Ground in this case is Level 0. Jan 03 01:02:27 <editorgal> computer department, computers count from zero. Jan 03 01:02:55 <thomas_adam> This lift is for the entire building (well, one of them) :). Jan 03 01:03:16 <okopnik> "All sane array indexes start at zero"... but "real world" items always start at one! Jan 03 01:05:27 <editorgal> I suppose this Uni is hyperaware of not being the real world Jan 03 01:07:06 <okopnik> Oh, despite the fact that the scummiest hole-in-the-wall coffee shop in DC has wireless access, this supposedly-luxury hotel has a "business center". *One* computer. *One* Ethernet connection. I suspect that if I unplugged it, these people would wet their pants and start crying in terror. Jan 03 01:07:21 <okopnik> Oh, and they want *money* to use the thing. Jan 03 01:07:34 <thomas_adam> Sounds better equipped than the labs at Uni. Jan 03 01:08:28 <okopnik> Well, heck, Thomas... come on over any time, then. :) We'll fix you right up. Jan 03 01:08:56 <thomas_adam> Heh.
From #tag-chat
Jan 03 03:10:10 <thomas_adam> jimregan: I swear the before/after pics of you with/without your facial fluff are different people. Jan 03 03:10:20 <jimregan> He Jan 03 03:10:25 <jimregan> Heh, even Jan 03 03:10:30 <jimregan> No, same me. Jan 03 03:10:47 <thomas_adam> That's scary. Jan 03 03:11:13 <thomas_adam> To think you looked so different before. Hardly the same person in appearence. Jan 03 03:11:17 <jimregan> Imagine how my friends felt when I turned up to the pub. Jan 03 03:11:28 <thomas_adam> Jimmmmmmmmmmay! Jan 03 03:11:33 <jimregan> <squint> Jan 03 03:11:33 <thomas_adam> No doubt. Jan 03 03:11:53 <jimregan> "Whathefuckdjadotoyerhair????" Jan 03 03:12:02 <thomas_adam> (That was done in my best Irish accent, btw). Jan 03 03:12:08 <jimregan> Heh Jan 03 03:12:43 <jimregan> Sorry, that should've been: "Whathefuckdjadotayerhair????" Jan 03 03:13:03 <thomas_adam> Geordi? Jan 03 03:13:20 <jimregan> Nah. You'd have to hear a Thurles accent. Jan 03 03:14:05 <jimregan> "I /fair/ didn't recognise ya, lad" Jan 03 03:14:06 <thomas_adam> Can't say that I have. Jan 03 03:15:04 <jimregan> Though my friend Trev, to do him credit, did need to use the wall for support, and wave me away so the laughter could subside Jan 03 03:15:09 <thomas_adam> My understanding of the Irish is that (apart from the creul jokes about you all being brain-dead :|) you raise leprichorns and wait for rainbows to bring you pots of gold. :P Jan 03 03:15:30 <jimregan> While drinking Guinness and whiskey, of course. Jan 03 03:15:38 <thomas_adam> Heh. Jan 03 03:15:41 <jimregan> On the way to Mass. Jan 03 03:15:53 <jimregan> Complaining about the weather all the way. Jan 03 03:15:55 <thomas_adam> I am not that naive -- but there are some..... Jan 03 03:16:01 <jimregan> rofl. Jan 03 03:16:51 <jimregan> Oh, and say "begor" and "bejaysus" Jan 03 03:17:04 <thomas_adam> heh. Jan 03 03:17:08 <thomas_adam> Yeah - you got it. :) Jan 03 03:17:16 <jimregan> (Though, to be fair, my grandfather does say "Be the lord") Jan 03 03:17:29 <thomas_adam> Seamus is the predominant name. Jan 03 03:17:34 <jimregan> Grrr. Jan 03 03:17:46 <editorgal> lure the unicorns with a pot of guiness Jan 03 03:17:48 <jimregan> Seamas == James Jan 03 03:17:53 <editorgal> or something like that Jan 03 03:17:59 <jimregan> Heh Jan 03 03:18:06 <editorgal> ok for your mutual amusement Jan 03 03:18:11 <jimregan> OK Jan 03 03:18:16 <thomas_adam> Ah -- "James Heaney". That sounds more like it. Jan 03 03:19:02 <jimregan> There's no 'J' in Irish, so foreign names got an 'S'. 'Seamas', 'Sean' (John) etc Jan 03 03:21:25 <jimregan> I always hated being called Seamas in Irish class. Nothing against the name, but it's not my name. Jan 03 03:21:44 <jimregan> It was worse in the Gaeltacht, when everyone figured out how much it bugged me. Jan 03 03:21:53 <jimregan> Haaaaaayyyyyyymwish Jan 03 03:22:12 <jimregan> (Became Haybob, inexplicably) Jan 03 03:24:18 <jimregan> Oh. Sheamais (Haymwish) is the accusative form of Seamas.
From #tag-chat
Jan 04 02:35:11 * jimregan has a look around behind the bar Jan 04 02:35:27 * jimregan pulls out a bottle of sambucca Jan 04 02:35:58 * editorgal having finished the one shot of whiskey she indulged in, accepts a ginger beer. Jan 04 02:36:06 * jimregan passes one over Jan 04 02:36:49 * editorgal opens it with her trusty leatherman Jan 04 02:36:54 <editorgal> *pop*sssssssssss Jan 04 02:36:56 <editorgal> yeah Jan 04 02:37:06 <editorgal> that's the stuff. Jan 04 02:37:16 * jimregan munches some peanuts (cos he can't spell pista... the other ones) Jan 04 02:37:29 <editorgal> pistachios. Jan 04 02:37:45 * jimregan munches some pistachios Jan 04 02:37:46 <jimregan> :) Jan 04 02:37:50 <editorgal> there isn't a distro named after pistachios so, you're forgiven Jan 04 02:37:57 <jimregan> Heh Jan 04 02:38:12 * jimregan builds a mound of shells Jan 04 02:38:43 * jimregan stops looking at the sambucca, pours a glass and sets fire to it Jan 04 02:38:48 * editorgal labels a trashcan "prompt" so he can have a shell prompt Jan 04 02:38:57 * jimregan groans Jan 04 02:39:20 <editorgal> you gotta be sharpie round here. Jan 04 02:39:44 <jimregan> I thought it was too obvious, and you wouldn't stoop that low :-P Jan 04 02:40:14 <editorgal> I'm already in a chair, why would I need to stoop? Jan 04 02:40:25 * jimregan just barely remembers to blow out the sambucca before drinking
From #tag-chat
Jan 04 20:41:25 <jimregan> | My friend Paul was saying that another friend tried to cook a romantic dinner for his girlfriend |
Jan 04 20:41:34 <jimregan> | Followed the recipe perfectly... |
Jan 04 20:41:54 <jimregan> | Cept he got to the bit where is said "two cloves of garlic" |
Jan 04 20:41:58 <jimregan> | "What's a clove?" |
Jan 04 20:42:05 <jimregan> | <shrug> |
Jan 04 20:42:09 <editorgal_lunch> | ut oh! |
Jan 04 20:42:27 <jimregan> | They had to stay at a friend's place for 2 days, until the smell cleared out |
Jan 04 20:42:47 <editorgal_lunch> | rofl |
Jan 04 20:43:13 <editorgal_lunch> | you mean they didn't make spaghetti without additives (and with nose clips) to get them pre-garlic'd ? |
Jan 04 20:43:23 <jimregan> | I told a friend at work, who is friends with that guy's ex-girlfriend |
Jan 04 20:43:59 <editorgal_lunch> | as in the girl broke up with him, or as in a past flame? |
Jan 04 20:44:03 <jimregan> | Seems another time, same guy was sending a rather explicit message to his girlfriend, but his ex's name was right beside it |
Jan 04 20:44:24 <jimregan> | She did the only natural thing and forwarded it to everyone who knows him |
Jan 04 20:44:35 <editorgal_lunch> | yowtch |
Jan 04 20:44:58 <jimregan> | (They're still friends, it wasn't a malicious thing. They're both pranksters) |
Jan 04 20:45:11 <editorgal_lunch> | yeah I'm familiar with that style of pranking |
Jan 04 20:45:20 <editorgal_lunch> | don't leave your mail window open, that kind of thing |
From #tag-chat
Jan 05 20:05:38 <jimregan_away> Hi hi hi Jan 05 20:06:21 --- You are now known as jimregan Jan 05 20:07:52 <jimregan> ok, now that i'm here: hi hi hi Jan 05 20:11:31 <editorgal> hehehe Jan 05 20:11:45 <jimregan> Um... guess who got me a Christmas present? Jan 05 20:11:58 <editorgal> Beata? Jan 05 20:12:02 <jimregan> Bingo. Jan 05 20:12:05 <jimregan> Now... Jan 05 20:12:24 <jimregan> I gave her her present, a book called "Jedenascie Minut" Jan 05 20:13:45 <jimregan> I gave it to her, and turned to leave. She called after me, and told me she had a present for me. Jan 05 20:14:06 <jimregan> She asked what her present was, I told her. Jan 05 20:14:06 <editorgal> awwwwww Jan 05 20:14:21 <jimregan> She started saying "Is this a joke? This is crazy" Jan 05 20:14:25 <jimregan> I was puzzled. Jan 05 20:14:35 <jimregan> She started getting giddy. Jan 05 20:14:41 <jimregan> "wait there" Jan 05 20:14:49 <jimregan> She went into the women's locker room Jan 05 20:15:21 <jimregan> She came out, and told me she thought about getting me a pterry book, but figured I'd probably read all his books Jan 05 20:15:35 <jimregan> So she got me a book by her favourite author. Jan 05 20:15:41 <jimregan> Didn't click with me. Jan 05 20:15:58 <jimregan> She said to open it, I said I'd do it later, I had to start work Jan 05 20:16:01 <Rickeh> easy cd creator blows monkeys for pleasure, and collects money for it. Jan 05 20:16:23 <jimregan> I'd kinda figured what it was, but didn't want to give away any look on my face. Jan 05 20:16:30 <jimregan> She got me "Eleven Minutes" Jan 05 20:16:49 <jimregan> I don't think you need to look at a Polish-English dictionary... Jan 05 20:18:38 <jimregan> I just checked my phone: "You came true one of my dreams...thank you :) It is in polish-I am surprised." Jan 05 20:18:44 <jimregan> (9 times) Jan 05 20:24:02 <editorgal> :D Jan 05 20:26:08 <jimregan> I don't know how the hell I'm going to repond to that. Jan 05 20:27:11 <jimregan> She's just too damn sincere -- I don't know how deal with that :) Jan 05 20:28:10 <editorgal> take life as it comes Jan 05 20:28:16 <editorgal> she makes her choices Jan 05 20:28:26 <editorgal> live with 'em, make your own. Jan 05 20:34:46 <editorgal> jimregan: you ok there? Jan 05 20:34:51 <jimregan> Yeah. Jan 05 20:35:40 <jimregan> I'm kinda at a loss for words, really. Jan 05 20:35:45 <jimregan> (Strange for me :)
From #tag-chat
Jan 05 21:56:51 <jimregan> | Um... Frodo.... |
Jan 05 21:57:07 <Frodo-NL> | yes, Jim? |
Jan 05 21:57:11 <jimregan> | dontcha know better than to make pronouncements like that in public |
Jan 05 21:57:16 <Frodo-NL> | lol |
Jan 05 21:57:23 <jimregan> | ... when /I'm/ listening/logging |
Jan 05 21:57:38 <jimregan> | Wanna retroactively whisper? |
Jan 05 21:57:43 <Frodo-NL> | nah :) |
Jan 05 21:57:50 <jimregan> | Ooh! |
Jan 05 21:58:07 <jimregan> | Frodo, the hat I'm not wearing would go off to you. |
Jan 05 21:58:13 <jimregan> | (If I were wearing it) |
Jan 05 21:58:19 <Frodo-NL> | lol |
From Jimmy O'Regan
So... this month's laundrette starts here. I couldn't concentrate on anything at all last month -- it took a lot of effort to scrape out the one article I did write, and I'm only doing this now because after wasting a lot of my own time, and quite a lot of other people's time, I felt the need to do something worthwhile (but couldn't think of anything, and did this instead
Oh, and yeah, this was meant to turn into "The TAG Bar". Maybe some other time.
Anyway, last month's song of the (end of the) month was going to be Tool's Forty Six & 2 but, for reasons I'm not going to go into, I think Tool's Schism is a bit more fitting for this month.
(The start of the month song for last month would have been more Tool: Parabol and Parabola -- two parts of the same thought).
(P.S. Erm... this might seem to be related to certain events on one of the LG lists to those who are subscribed, but it's actually because of something else entirely). -- Jimmy
From Hennie Scholtz
Hi There,
Can you please assist me in setting up a isdn modem(Dynalink TAS400E). If read the info on pages that Arnold has said about this topic.
[Thomas] So you know how to use google? Interesting. Perhaps you'd be more specific next time as to which page(s) you have read from this supposed "Arnold".
[Sluggo] Of course there's only one Arnold; he's governor of California right now.
[Thomas] Heh. That always makes me laugh. It seems America has a habit (addiction?) to electing previous film actors into politics. Ronald Regen, being the prime example. Any particular reason for this?
[Jason] Ronald Reagan, actually. (Note spelling.)
But as for particular reason, I don't know. I wasn't alive for most of his presidency, so I am not in a position to directly judge how well he did. But on the other hand, I have at my disposal all the information (archived newspapers, press releases and whatnot) that the average American had during that time period plus the advantage of hindsight plus any addition information that may have been written, so you could also argue I should be able to have a more accurate view now than someone living then had then. But presumably not as accurate as the view of someone who lived then has now. Read the sentence again, it actually makes sense, trust me on this one.
But I digress.
Voter turnout of the voting age population hovers around 60%, so if the 40% that doesn't vote suddenly started voting, they would constitute about 28% of the new voting population, which, if they were all like-minded, would be enough to swing most any election.
Put another way, if everybody who doesn't vote did, they could run the country.
All this to say, in a country like this, lots of strange things happen.
[Jason (again)] I'm offline now, so someone has doubtless pointed this out by now, but the 28% figure is obviously wrong. If there was a 40% increase in People Who Actually Vote, the new 40% would be 28% of the new total.
But the case we have here is 40% of the people who can vote, not voting. So if they started voting, they would obviously be 40% of the voting population.
Just trying to be too clever for my own good. Percentages are tricky.
[Sluggo]
1. They're well known and well liked.
[Sluggo (again)] Perhaps the cardinal rule is: "known = authoritative". That would explain why people get their news from MTV and vote for whoever Britney recommends.
[Sluggo (yet again)] I just saw a bumber sticker: "I do what my RICE CRISPIES tell me".
(In case rice crispies haven't reached all corners of the world, it's a dry cereal that makes crackling sounds when you pour milk on it.)
[Jimmy] (I'm wondering whether Sluggo meant 'bumper' or 'bumber'. Shneh!)
[Sluggo]
2. We can trust them better than some sneaky evil bureaucrat. We don't even know our congressmen's names, but that just proves they're sneaky and evil. 3. Arnold wants to cut my taxes. 4. It doesn't matter who we elect anyway. 5. The coolness factor. ("Guess who WE'VE got for our governor.") 6. The entertainment factor. ("I wonder what that clown will do next.")
Other actors and sports figures include Clint Eastwood (mayor of Carmel, California), Jesse Ventura (governor of Minnesota), ...
[Frodo] What I find even funnier, is that there are really people who want Arnie to run for US president, even going sofar as to suggest an amendment to the constitution, that would drop the requirement that
"No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President;"
[Kapil] They are not alone in this. Actors-turned-politicians collect votes by the zillions in India---especially in Tamil Nadu where I live.
Someone suggested a twin-states tie-up between Tamil Nadu and California based on:
- Both are on the sea.
- The language of the majority of people in the state is different from the language of the majority of people in the country.
- The climate is semi-arid so both states have perennial problems with water scarcity.
- The largest film industry (in terms of employment) in the world resides in Tamil Nadu while the largest film industry (in terms of capital) resides in California.
And the killer point is ...
- California has the leading man and we have the (now large never svelte) leading lady.
More seriously, I think (other) politicians tend to underestimate the political skills and general intelligence of actors based on their on-screen personas---they thus put these actors in positions of power in the hope of controlling them like puppets (he/she took the direction of <name of director here> so why not political direction from me). I think our Amma/Madam/JJ has proved them wrong and I have a strong guess that Arnie is no one's chump/chimp either.
Still this doesn't quite answer why people elect them when other politicians put them up as front (wo)men.
From Karl-Heinz Herrmann
On Wed, 09 Feb 2005 18:08:00 +0200 "Melanie " <etgjmixdb@issihk.net> wrote: > %FLESH_URL > > Confidentiality assured!
Well -- obviously Melanie's website is confidential
> %NO_MORE > %FLESH_RMV > > %RAND
thanks to a script failing to replace some variables.....
BTW: Can anybody tell why this got passt spamassassin?
X-Spam-Status: No, hits=2.1 required=5.0 tests=BAYES_90 autolearn=no version=2.64
Hmm.... bayes almost got it.
From John Karns
If you're not adverse to viewing flash content, then you might enjoy viewing the satirical dig from Novell at:
http://www.novell.com/linux/windowstolinux/publicservice
[Chris G] I like it. It almost looks like politician mud slinging.
[chuckle] ... or you can think of it as counterpoint to microsoft's "get the facts" campaign
[Chris G] That's for sure. I was just talking to a friend of mine that night about the very subject of that public service message. Cracks me up.
[Ben] Oh, man. Excellent, dark spoof. I like it.
(paraphrased)
- "I'm crashing, man. I need a fix"
-- "Have you tried a patch?"
- "They won't give me anymore patches, man!"
great stuff!
!-- .~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~. -->From Sluggo
http://www.linuxjournal.com/article/7403 Chris McAvoy describes his Linux-based cat feeder. You click on a web link (so you can feed kitty remotely!), the Python program sends a character on the serial port, a BASIC program on a microcontroller turns the paddles on his gizmo, and the gizmo delivers a fish to the hungry feline.
Several of the Slashdot comments are worthy of the Linux Laundrette:
http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139467&cid=11673596 How the Microsoft cat feeder differs from the open-source version. (PHPgawd)
http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139467&cid=11673772 The Real Man's UNIX cat feeder, a cron entry: (Coryoth)
30 9,18 * * * cat /food > /dev/cat
http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139467&cid=11673831 A self-cleaning litter box, designed and programmed on a Linux system. (MsWillow)
http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139467&cid=11673505
$ cat "food in tin cans" cat: cannot open food in tin cans
From Sluggo
From: "PayPal" <service@paypal.com> To: <tag@lists.linuxgazette.net> Subject: [TAG] PayPal Account Security Measures Dear PayPal Member, Your account has been randomly flagged in our system as a part of our routine security measures. This is a must to ensure that only you have access and use of your PayPal account and to ensure a safe PayPal experience. We require all flagged accounts to verify their information on file with us. To verify your Information at this time, please visit our secure server webform by clicking the hyperlink below.
Oh yeah, and The Answer Gang has a PayPal account, not.
From Sluggo
chef@nisse.lir.dk wrote: > This is not spam!
How nice of them to tell us.
From #tag-chat
Feb 10 04:55:02 <editorgal> hi jason Feb 10 04:55:35 <creighton> So we meet again. :) Feb 10 04:56:13 <editorgal> :) Feb 10 04:57:58 <editorgal> Live never to be ashamed if anything you do or say is Feb 10 04:57:58 <editorgal> published around the world -- even if what is published is not true. Feb 10 04:57:58 <editorgal> -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul Feb 10 04:59:20 <creighton> Hmm...okay, I can do quotes too. Let's see what irssi does with this paste: Feb 10 04:59:31 <creighton> "Voltmeter has only been Evil Overlord for a couple of years. Before Feb 10 04:59:32 <creighton> that he was just an Evil Lord, of course, and an Evil Burgomaster. He actually Feb 10 04:59:32 <creighton> started out as an Evil Schoolteacher." Feb 10 04:59:32 <creighton> "What could be evil about a schoolteacher?" Feb 10 04:59:32 <creighton> "Pop quizzes." Feb 10 04:59:33 <creighton> "Oh, right." Kevin leafed through the file, reading the pages quickly. Feb 10 04:59:35 <creighton> "Yes, I see what you mean. Look at all this. Pop quizzes on Monday mornings, Feb 10 04:59:37 <creighton> extra homework on weekends, essay questions, and no partial credit for math Feb 10 04:59:40 <creighton> problems. The man is a fiend." Feb 10 04:59:42 <creighton> -- John Moore, "Heroics For Beginners" Feb 10 04:59:45 <creighton> Nice! It asks if that's what you want first! Feb 10 04:59:52 <editorgal> :D Feb 10 05:00:07 <editorgal> actually if it were short enough it wouldn't ask. Feb 10 05:00:46 * editorgal grins @ things I need to know I learned in kindergarten... Feb 10 05:01:37 <editorgal> share everything (check. they can use the name too if they want. we're not the ones raising the stink.) play fair (I swear we tried to). Don't hit people (hmm.) Feb 10 05:01:58 <editorgal> watch for traffic, hold hands, stick together :D Feb 10 05:07:24 <jimregan> c/~ One. Look for a safe place. Two. Don't worry, stop and wait Feb 10 05:07:39 <editorgal> :) Feb 10 05:07:52 <jimregan> c/~ Three. Look all around and listen, before you cross the road, remember Feb 10 05:08:17 <jimregan> c/~ Four. Let all the traffic pass you. Five. And walking safe across you Feb 10 05:08:25 <jimregan> And that's where I forget the words Feb 10 05:08:30 <editorgal> aww Feb 10 05:08:31 <jimregan> We got that. Feb 10 05:08:41 <jimregan> In England - Stop, look, listen. Feb 10 05:09:12 <jimregan> I'm sure there were more traffic deaths per capita in my generation in Ireland than England
From Dr. Good
[Heather] For our amusement...
----- Forwarded message from "Dr. Good" <dltmcdzdqab@thruport.com> ----- From: "Dr. Good" <dltmcdzdqab@thruport.com>
[Heather] snort
To: tag@lists.linuxgazette.net Subject: [TAG] Tired of overpriced pharmacy visits? Save huge by buying from us [TAG mailing list headers trimmed]
[Heather] [spammerURL deleted.
Scissors applied to quotations which were boring or otherwise not to my taste.]
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
[Heather] hehehe and that's why they invented pizza delivery service...
Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle; rather a great reminder of just how strong true love can be.
[Heather]
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
[Heather] Hmm.
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
[Heather]
This isn't a very good definition - I'm not all that interesting, so I don't necessarily blame someone for this trait.
Solitude, if rightly used, becomes not only a privilege but a necessity. Only a superficial soul fears to fraternize with itself.
[Heather]
. . . I confess I have not had a very positive view of solitude lately. Perhaps I am encountering endarkenment
A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
[Heather] snicker
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
[Heather] Very UNIXy attitude, that.
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
[Heather] By this light we're measuring up pretty well so far...
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
[Heather] Thus my very helpful teddybear last month.
* bear waves hi
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
[Heather]
Would it were that easy for us, but we don't consider SSC an emeny itself, and we rather hope their feet-shooting doesn't begin.
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
[Heather] Leaving major ones?
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
[Heather] splort
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
[Heather]
The best proof of love is trust.
[Heather] The best proof of greed is antitrust?
[the spammer's fortune cookie algorithm clearly has no features against repeating itself.]
When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves.
[Heather]
Not, actually, a very UNIXy attitude, and difficult when the bosses are wailing for results - but it's a nice job if you can get it.
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
[Heather]
this was the item that was amusing enough to cause me to miss the delete key
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
[Heather]
I have a suspicion that we're going to see this sequence in full, but I'm still hoping for quieter win conditions.
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
[Heather] heh.
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
[Heather]
/me gets out a copy of Webster's to look up multiple definitions of mad, then glances over at Ursula LeGuin with a distressed expression.
/me glances over at our other panelist, but apparently the Cheshire Cat left only his smile here while he's out on a break.
Crazy or sane, angry or merely warped. Is that of type boolean, numberline, 3-d axis, a feature or a bug. Next on Geraldo
Books are the shoes with which we tread the footsteps of great minds.
[Heather]
Which makes our little quips here more like tossing off our shoes to play in the puddles.
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
[Heather] welcome to Linux Gazette
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
[Heather] Hell yes.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
[Heather] ...and then it's reformatted by Congress?
From Jimmy O'Regan
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx
From Jimmy O'Regan
Back in issue 110, I had a long, long file full of IRC quotes. Just in case anyone happens to read it, and happen to think that Jason was on drugs:
............... Heh heh...I just happened to be looking at your bio in #103 where it quotes "Moving Pictures" about taking exams. ............... |
rest assured that he was not! My bio at the time looked like this:
Jimmy has been using computers from the tender age of seven, when his father was left an
Amstrad PCW8256. He was shown a Unix box several years later, and instantly fell in love.
But it could never be, as Unix vendors tended to demand first-born children, and when
Mark came along in 1997, the trade didn't seem worth it.
Within weeks of starting college, Shane, a fellow first year student, started a
computer
society and so Jimmy found his introduction to Linux. Jimmy was made an admin pretty
quickly, because Shane figured he'd get the root password one way or another.
Jimmy has since reformed his l33t wayz, and could pass for a productive member of society
in dim lighting, at a distance, if you're only looking out of the corner of your eye.
In "Moving Pictures", Terry Pratchett wrote:
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street-cleaning, fruit-picking, and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.Jimmy hadn't read these words of wisdom. Jimmy now works in a meat factory. Jimmy plays guitar, but his dream of playing in a subway is on hold, pending the construction of a subway in his locality.